Hang 'em and hang 'em high

\ more blood for the blood god
\\ more skulls for the skull throne
\ not kidding; bullies deserve every misfortune that befalls them

torch: Well what passes for education in our schools is a crime too. Maybe if kids were fully engaged in learning cool stuff instead of having the living fark bored out of them by major boring shiat all day long there'd be less sociopathology in schools. But then you do what you learn, don't you?

Maybe.

Only in school. Other times being a jerk is called living in Massachusetts.

dragonchild: Only in school. Other times being a jerk is called living in Massachusetts.

Damn. I am a jerk and I didnt even know it.

Jake Havechek: jehovahs witness protection: But getting drunk, crashing your car, and letting some random chick die is still legal, right?

That was 42 years ago, you failed abortion.

Yeah, but as long as there are Kennedys none of us are safe.

/skakel skakel skakel

Jake Havechek: "Jerk" is where we're at.

To be an insufferable rip roaring asshole sonofabiatch, you have to be from New York City.


What are people from New Jersey?

Besides orange...

They leave it up to parents ...

What kind of decent school would leave effective child development up to the parents?

Diabolical!

massholes.

torch: Well what passes for education in our schools is a crime too. Maybe if kids were fully engaged in learning cool stuff instead of having the living fark bored out of them by major boring shiat all day long there'd be less sociopathology in schools. But then you do what you learn, don't you?

Bullying isn't a response to boredom, loser.

Thats right, I called you a loser,...looooooooser. whatcha gonna do about? Go cry to mama? yeah, go cry little girl...boohoo, baby want a bottle?

/damn I'm bored

miscreant: Jake Havechek: I was at the wedding of this one dude who used to torment me unmercifully in Junior high and during the reception, he asked me if his behaviour back then bothered me.

The bully invited you to his wedding?

/and you went?

Sounds like he knew the bride. And then he told the groom he would have killed him if he had the chance in Junior High (hyperbole I assume). Why the subject was brought up is beyond me.

pwhp_67: What are people from New Jersey?

Douches. To be fair, we can get derogatory about people from all 50 states. The more thin-skinned, the better, which makes Texans especially fun. Calling someone from Massachusetts a jerk generally gets a "meh".

Jake Havechek: jehovahs witness protection: But getting drunk, crashing your car, and letting some random chick die is still legal, right?

That was 42 years ago, you failed abortion.

The Montgomery 16th Street Church bomb occured in 1963. There was a conviction for it in 2002. There are people out there still hunting former Nazis, and they are all in their 80s and 90s.

If it wasn't for Joe Kennedy's money, Ted Kennedy wouldn't have been a blue collar worker. He wouldn't have gotten into Harvard the first time and definately not the second time after he was kicked out for cheating.

But back on topic - there seems to be some sort of weird hormone or something that causes people who are in high school to be total dicks.

torch: Well what passes for education in our schools is a crime too. Maybe if kids were fully engaged in learning cool stuff instead of having the living fark bored out of them by major boring shiat all day long there'd be less sociopathology in schools. But then you do what you learn, don't you?

We see what you did there, Tank.

/approves

Jake Havechek: jehovahs witness protection: But getting drunk, crashing your car, and letting some random chick die is still legal, right?

That was 42 years ago, you failed abortion.

In best kennedy voice: I, er ah, did not have sex with and then kill that girl.

\ I keed, I keed; teddy is my hero, because he was so brave and strong. Also, I couldn't help laughing at the level of shear hypocrisy that dear teddy represented.

BunkoSquad: being a jerk is a crime in Massachusetts

I think you confused "crime" with "point of honor".

I think YOU confuse "point of honor" with "douchenozzlery."

scottydoesntknow: and it was nice to see cops show up and arrest someone else for a change


Great ending. CSB for sure...

Jake Havechek: Gunny Highway: miscreant: Jake Havechek: I was at the wedding of this one dude who used to torment me unmercifully in Junior high and during the reception, he asked me if his behaviour back then bothered me.

The bully invited you to his wedding?

/and you went?

Sounds like he knew the bride. And then he told the groom he would have killed him if he had the chance in Junior High (hyperbole I assume). Why the subject was brought up is beyond me.

The article is about bullying. You have horse shiat for brains, huh?

I think the fact that people who were tormented by bullies want to inflict physical harm on the bully is pretty obvious. What is with the name calling?

Jake Havechek: jehovahs witness protection: But getting drunk, crashing your car, and letting some random chick die is still legal, right?

That was 42 years ago, you failed abortion.

You sound like one the kids with the pumped up kicks.

So, if being a jerk is a crime, I assume being a scum sucking meatheaded strongarmed prostitute, otherwise known and a politician, is not in the same category?

Bullies that are crippled by pipes and bats aren't bullies anymore.

dragonchild: pwhp_67: What are people from New Jersey?

Douches. To be fair, we can get derogatory about people from all 50 states. The more thin-skinned, the better, which makes Texans especially fun. Calling someone from Massachusetts a jerk generally gets a "meh".

Makes sense, if you are massachusetts you already live in a world of shiat and high taxes, what difference does a little name calling make?

Gunny Highway: miscreant: Jake Havechek: I was at the wedding of this one dude who used to torment me unmercifully in Junior high and during the reception, he asked me if his behaviour back then bothered me.

The bully invited you to his wedding?

/and you went?

Sounds like he knew the bride. And then he told the groom he would have killed him if he had the chance in Junior High (hyperbole I assume). Why the subject was brought up is beyond me.

Was probably hoping to get the guy drunk at the reception and entice him into a "hey watch this!" Darwin invocation.

jaybeezey: dragonchild: pwhp_67: What are people from New Jersey?

Douches. To be fair, we can get derogatory about people from all 50 states. The more thin-skinned, the better, which makes Texans especially fun. Calling someone from Massachusetts a jerk generally gets a "meh".

Makes sense, if you are massachusetts you already live in a world of shiat and high taxes, what difference does a little name calling make?

I moved from NJ to western NY 16 years ago. At least the shiat level is below my neck now. Can relate, tho.

Jake Havechek: Gunny Highway: miscreant: Jake Havechek: I was at the wedding of this one dude who used to torment me unmercifully in Junior high and during the reception, he asked me if his behaviour back then bothered me.

The bully invited you to his wedding?

/and you went?

Sounds like he knew the bride. And then he told the groom he would have killed him if he had the chance in Junior High (hyperbole I assume). Why the subject was brought up is beyond me.

The article is about bullying. You have horse shiat for brains, huh?

Any person with a functioning brain could tell that this person was questioning why you jr high bullying experience was brought up at this guys wedding.

Maybe the kids had a valid reason for picking on you.

HopScotchNSoda: being a jerk is a crime in Massachusetts
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Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/great thing about robbing a fat guy; easy getaway

HopScotchNSoda: being a jerk is a crime in Massachusetts
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Thank you. As I scrolled down for what felt like an eternity, I actually began to think I would have to post this myself.

Looking back on school... man we were some farked up kids.

I got there not really caring to interact with anyone I didn't have to. There were a few kids who used to beat the hell out of me, but I have a high tolerance for pain, so physical abuse tends not to actually upset me. They were the only ones I really talked to, so we became friends. They weren't really unpleasant people, just had such shiat lives that I think hitting me was the only time they could release anger and feel in control of something.

The ones who actually bothered me weren't the kids who hit me, but the ones who just specifically set out to make me angry and/or miserable. Stealing stuff, yelling insults, that kind of thing. However, because they weren't really physically stronger than me (or just not good at fighting, whatever) eventually each one reached the point where I just got sick of it and tried to strangle them, use their head as a battering ram, or trounce them with the nearest object. So then they learned to pick on weaker targets.

Strangely enough, that meant some weaker kids used to hang around me because these ones kept their distance. By that time I'd learned from my other friends that basically how friendship works in school is that there's a pecking order of people who beat up other people, but we tend not to upset each other, just hurt one another. So I had friends who I used to beat the hell out of, and friends who used to beat the hell out of me. But actual bullies tended to keep fairly distant from most of us.

I think every single one of us dropped out of school early. Nobody was getting anything of use from it. After that we just never spoke again, because really, why would you?

/high school is a waste of life