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(Toronto Sun) Obvious While removing your bra may get you out of speeding ticket, it generally won't work in getting your DUI charges dropped. But please, don't let that discourage you. EIP   (torontosun.com) divider line 276
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jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:18:51 PM
My inbox welcomes you.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:39:48 PM
While removing your bra may get you out of speeding ticket

Never worked for me. I cry and everything.
 
LL316
2011-10-14 12:44:13 PM
Quasar: While removing your bra may get you out of speeding ticket

Never worked for me. I cry and everything.

Manziers don't count.
 
Delectatio Morosa
2011-10-14 12:44:54 PM
Here for "what removing your bra might look like."
 
green4mice
2011-10-14 12:47:26 PM
never works to remove pants and expose some scrotum. in fact, you just get into more trouble
 
TheWhoppah
2011-10-14 12:47:39 PM
High beams thread?
 
ChrisDe
2011-10-14 12:47:48 PM
Quasar: While removing your bra may get you out of speeding ticket

Never worked for me. I cry and everything.

Mournful tickets?
 
jackobeast
2011-10-14 12:48:38 PM
let's play make believe? I'll be a cop and you be a nasty, dirty speeder?
/EIP
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:49:18 PM
Was it that tease under the shirt unhook and pull the bra out through the sleeve trick?

Hey Harry, you got $5? Wanna see my bra?

Sure!

(unclip, zip zing) See? Give me $5.

You know this makes you a hooker and you are doomed to hell. I'm telling your parents, preacher and everyone that you're a hooker.

Can't do it with balls in you throat, Freakstorm.

Why would I have any balls in my throat?

(KICK!)


That happened when I was 12. The next thing I knew, it was 6 years later and there was a Drill Sergeant yelling at me to get the hell off of his bus.
 
ArtosRC
2011-10-14 12:52:14 PM
Christ. Another BIE/EIP thread?

You used to be cool, Fark. You used to be rad.
 
Sun Khan
2011-10-14 12:53:03 PM
I've been pulled over several times, and even though I have a huge chest, I've never escaped with just a warning.

Le sigh.
 
thebigfarker
2011-10-14 12:53:05 PM
This may suggest some female police officers are ...... Heterosexual?

/pics, or it didn't happen.
 
greenbowlpacker
2011-10-14 12:54:45 PM
BIE, ASAP - EIP No HIV or STD please
 
the_sidewinder [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:57:43 PM
ArtosRC: Christ. Another BIE/EIP thread?

You used to be cool, Fark. You used to be rad.

And now you are awesome

/EIP
 
YodaBlues
2011-10-14 12:58:59 PM
LL316: Quasar: While removing your bra may get you out of speeding ticket

Never worked for me. I cry and everything.

Manziers don't count.

It's called "the bro"!
 
ArtosRC
2011-10-14 12:59:03 PM
the_sidewinder: ArtosRC: Christ. Another BIE/EIP thread?

You used to be cool, Fark. You used to be rad.

And now you are awesome

/EIP

It's the equivalent of a hobo beating off behind a dumpster!
 
Quinzy
2011-10-14 01:02:16 PM
The judge pointed out Lee attended an English university in the U.S. from 1993 to 1997 before coming to Canada

What what... why is this relevant. Plus what is an English university in the US?
 
StoneColdAtheist
2011-10-14 01:02:37 PM
Quasar: While removing your bra may get you out of speeding ticket

Never worked for me. I cry and everything.

api.ning.com

/oblig
 
buddyrtr
2011-10-14 01:03:20 PM
maliklockett: All I can ask is


[storage.canoe.ca image 638x520]

WHICH ONE WAS IT!?!?!?

This was either very cool or a nightmare

The one on the right.

/Oh, and EIP, if the occasion arises...
 
Dr Dreidel
2011-10-14 01:03:31 PM
Sun Khan: I've been pulled over several times, and even though I have a huge chest, I've never escaped with just a warning.

Le sigh.

I wear a size 48 suit, and the only time I got just a warning, my house had been broken into two days prior. The cop was so nice, he even took down my address (different from the one on my license; I was in college) to look up the case file and make sure I wasn't lying.

// was that not what you meant by "large chest"?
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:04:37 PM
oh what the heck, I have gotten lucky twice so far.

/EIP
 
RnR
2011-10-14 01:05:50 PM
I'm about to head off for a long day of work. It would be nice to see some BIE upon my return.

/EIP
//Honestly, this doesn't feel like a true BIE thread.
///I can't put my finger on it.
////Something is just missing..
//Is it love?
//Is it pics?
//Is it slashies?
 
Mr_Sammich [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:06:14 PM
Seems like a bigger stretch than a tennis ball in a tube sock.. but what the hell.. BIE?

/eip
 
buddyrtr
2011-10-14 01:06:14 PM
Insert boobsignal.jpg

/Time to call GD, TIL, and the other lovelies to the thread
 
i.r.id10t
2011-10-14 01:06:59 PM
ArtosRC: Christ. Another BIE/EIP thread?

You used to be cool, Fark. You used to be rad.

Used to be that Fark was nothing BUT boobies/BIE threads.... kinda miss it...
 
unLurked
2011-10-14 01:08:26 PM
What getting out of a ticket may look like:

i2.photobucket.com
 
nodubs
2011-10-14 01:09:35 PM
For when the AWs show up, I would like some BIE, please.

//E is in the P
 
KingKauff [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:12:23 PM
Paging Grables' Daughter! Grables' Daughter to the white courtesy phone.
 
akruse
2011-10-14 01:12:29 PM
I may be really behind here, but what does EIP stand for? I know BIE.
 
The Dogs of War
2011-10-14 01:12:36 PM
Please, ladies, don't let the other people in this thread distract you from what is important: my inbox
/BIE?
//EIP


/Preemptive thanks
 
KingKauff [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:13:08 PM
akruse: I may be really behind here, but what does EIP stand for? I know BIE.

Extremely Immense Penii
 
GavinTheAlmighty
2011-10-14 01:13:25 PM
akruse: I may be really behind here, but what does EIP stand for? I know BIE.

E-mail in profile. You announce it as a form of begging to see tits.

Because it's really hard to find pictures of exposed breasts on the Internet, you see.
 
wambu
2011-10-14 01:13:31 PM
And she never inspected Lee's bosom, ...

Really? Somebody still uses that word?

/a million others to choose from
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:13:54 PM
akruse: I may be really behind here, but what does EIP stand for? I know BIE.

Your E is not in your P

email in profile
 
buddyrtr
2011-10-14 01:14:04 PM
akruse: I may be really behind here, but what does EIP stand for? I know BIE.

Email
In
Profile

/Make sure it is!
 
tehtide
2011-10-14 01:14:57 PM
Please don't make today 0 for 3... :D

BIE Please?
/EIP

Thanks...
 
ArtosRC
2011-10-14 01:14:58 PM
KingKauff: Paging Grables' Daughter! Grables' Daughter to the white courtesy phone.

Buy something on the wishlist. She'll come running.
 
Thats an 827
2011-10-14 01:15:20 PM
I hope your license is in there. (approx?) Obscure?
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:17:04 PM
YodaBlues: LL316: Quasar: While removing your bra may get you out of speeding ticket

Never worked for me. I cry and everything.

Manziers don't count.

It's called "the bro"!

The bra clasp only got caught in my chest hair the one time!
 
Drink your koolaid and follow me !!
2011-10-14 01:17:21 PM
akruse: I may be really behind here, but what does EIP stand for? I know BIE.

Would also like to know.
 
BurnShrike
2011-10-14 01:18:28 PM
Delectatio Morosa: Here for "what removing your bra might look like."

failatfailing.com

Better?
 
turp119
2011-10-14 01:20:52 PM
only happened once...but ill try again...i would like some BIE please

/EIP
 
aspAddict
2011-10-14 01:20:53 PM
buddyrtr: /Time to call GD, TIL, and the other lovelies to the thread

Grable's Daughter never delivered BIE for me. *shrug*
 
buddyrtr
2011-10-14 01:22:46 PM
aspAddict: buddyrtr: /Time to call GD, TIL, and the other lovelies to the thread

Grable's Daughter never delivered BIE for me. *shrug*

Hope springs eternal...
 
fark_your_mudder
2011-10-14 01:23:20 PM
turp119: only happened once...but ill try again...i would like some BIE please

/EIP

That's once more than for me!

/EIP
 
Pine Oil Funeral
2011-10-14 01:24:07 PM
I'm in for Friday funbags

/eip
 
Bruxellensis
2011-10-14 01:24:15 PM
Every once in a while this works.
In case this is one of those threads, I'll
Post this here

TIA
 
KingKauff [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:25:09 PM
ArtosRC: KingKauff: Paging Grables' Daughter! Grables' Daughter to the white courtesy phone.

Buy something on the wishlist. She'll come

EIP
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:25:19 PM
ArtosRC: KingKauff: Paging Grables' Daughter! Grables' Daughter to the white courtesy phone.

Buy something on the wishlist. She'll come running.

FTFY
 
Dunkel
2011-10-14 01:25:54 PM
My E is in my P. Hopefully BIE will be in my E, wait whut?
 
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