Well, that's one way for a Farker to spice up their sex life.

no, seriously, can I get your digits?

Would this qualify as an identical hand twin?

This hand is your hand...
This hand is my hand...
Oh wait, that's your hand!
Oh wait, that's my hand!

Does it still count as masturbating then?

TURBOFAP capabilities added.

This C&H makes me giggle.

Will his peni$ reject them?

both left.


/whoops!

Too bad the hands were donated by a man who was a serial killer because they're evil hands, you see, and they'll force the donor to go around and kill more blond college girls because they can't be stopped and he cannot control them forcing him to eventually resort to drastic measures to sever the evil appendages from his body and Ol' Stumpy will be right back where he started from.

Being from Florida, I'm prejudiced against all transplants, even double hand ones.

Simpsons Futurama did it

Boxcutta: Too bad the hands were donated by a man who was a serial killer because they're evil hands, you see, and they'll force the donor to go around and kill more blond college girls because they can't be stopped and he cannot control them forcing him to eventually resort to drastic measures to sever the evil appendages from his body and Ol' Stumpy will be right back where he started from.

but maybe this time he'll get a chainsaw instead!

That going to be a weird first whack-off session.

NickBob78: That going to be a weird first whack-off session.

Gives new meaning to the term "Giving yourself a 'Stranger'"

New fingerprints, this means he can finally rest, since they never did tie him to that murder in 1990

I'm confused.

How will the donor masturbate when he/she gets to heaven?

NickBob78: That going to be a weird first whack-off session.

he kept yelling "stranger danger" the whole way through

special20: megalynn44: Who cares. They're transplanting penises at Seattle Grace Mercy West.

But when are they going to replace my hands with penises?

Like Tim Burton's first porno, Edward Penishands.

Was it a dream come true?

Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho

So does he get Jessica Alba now?

Can he finally give those titties 4 thumbs down?

BurnShrike: Simpsons Futurama did it

Twice, including the HandsCrafters bit...

Leeds: Can he finally give those titties 4 thumbs down?

Goddamnit! Came to say this.



/milk's gone sour

Came for Red Dwarf. Leaving unsatisfied.

Boxcutta: Too bad the hands were donated by a man who was a serial killer because they're evil hands, you see, and they'll force the donor to go around and kill more blond college girls because they can't be stopped and he cannot control them forcing him to eventually resort to drastic measures to sever the evil appendages from his body and Ol' Stumpy will be right back where he started from.

MythDragon: Was it a dream come true?

Came for Double Dream Hands
leaves satisfied.

Well, since it was a double hand transplant, shouldn't it be "-high tens all around?"

http://sons-of-anarchy.hypnoweb.net/ph oto/164/165/ok/27-ecindidi.jpg.


I accept that.

but, two lefts do not make a right

They can do this???

Man, our church Passion Play this Easter is going to be AWESOME!!

BurnShrike: This C&H makes me giggle.

I quite enjoyed that one too.

In before Evil Dead,

Oh, sure, you can give yourself the "first time" by using the left hand, you can give yourself the "stranger" by sitting on your hand until you can't feel it and then masturbating, but sitting on your dick makes it the "reverse stranger" and if you sit on your dick AND hands, it's the "voyeur".

Jamie Lannister is jealous.