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(MSNBC) Spiffy Skydiving couple joins the mile-high club. And the 2/3rds of a mile high club. And the half a mile high club   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 185
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hatelabs [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:04:14 AM
REALLY,..The FAA!?

Like we don't have enough government waste as it is, lets put 30 investigators some legal counsel and some judges on this one.

People had sex in a silly manner, give them a fine, (public nudity or something) slap them on the wrist and get back to fixing the farking real issues.
 
lindseyp [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:23:39 AM
I'm not gonna make a call until I see the video.

For research purposes, you understand.
 
Spad31 [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:23:40 AM
hatelabs: REALLY,..The FAA!?

Like we don't have enough government waste as it is, lets put 30 investigators some legal counsel and some judges on this one.

People had sex in a silly manner, give them a fine, (public nudity or something) slap them on the wrist and get back to fixing the farking real issues.


We should fine/punish people for having sex with each other?
 
ChronoSTALKER [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:24:17 AM
hatelabs: REALLY,..The FAA!?

Like we don't have enough government waste as it is, lets put 30 investigators some legal counsel and some judges on this one.

Don't be too hasty... I appreciate 30 people helping me find this video. The faster the better.
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:45:50 AM
Authorities say Torres had posted the video on his blog but removed it on Monday

This thread is now officially useless without vids.
 
RatMaster999
2011-10-14 12:51:24 AM
hatelabs: People had sex in a silly manner, give them a fine, (public nudity or something) slap them on the wrist ass and get back to fixing the farking real issues.

FTFY
 
otto the bull
2011-10-14 12:52:11 AM
F.A.A.P.
 
mtylerjr
2011-10-14 12:53:46 AM
In New Zealand the police would have said "Good on ya, mate"

Whats wrong with this country?
 
Needlessly Complicated
2011-10-14 12:54:07 AM
That's sort of gross, actually.

Should the FAA get involved? Probably not.
 
arenaninja
2011-10-14 12:54:26 AM
Spad31: hatelabs: REALLY,..The FAA!?

Like we don't have enough government waste as it is, lets put 30 investigators some legal counsel and some judges on this one.

People had sex in a silly manner, give them a fine, (public nudity or something) slap them on the wrist and get back to fixing the farking real issues.


We should fine/punish people for having sex with each other?

Imagine the revenues if we charged people having sex with themselves! It's brilliant!
 
Nuclear Monk
2011-10-14 12:55:29 AM
I'm pretty annoyed my high school guidance counselor never brought up the possibility of being a skydiving instructor AND a porn star at the same time.
 
friedlinx
2011-10-14 12:57:10 AM
otto the bull: F.A.A.P.

This
 
No Catchy Nickname
2011-10-14 12:57:25 AM
That's not the ripcord.
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:57:29 AM
Damn. I'm impressed.

I'm not the exhibitionist type, but I've partaken in some action in places that could have gotten me arrested, in retrospect. This trumps anything wild I've done many times over.

If I jumped out of a perfectly good aircraft (yeah, that's the USAF in me speaking) I'd be concentrating on landing without breaking my legs, not the perfect O.

I'm sure the pilot was fine. In fact, I know several pilots that might get a business plan idea from this story.
 
natmar_76
2011-10-14 12:58:16 AM
arenaninja: Imagine the revenues if we charged people having sex with themselves! It's brilliant!

You mean you want to tax... thingy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S9AwO-rkJs
 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 12:58:27 AM
arenaninja: Imagine the revenues if we charged people having sex with themselves! It's brilliant!

Well, it'll certainly make chartered accountancy a much more interesting job.
 
mightymike82
2011-10-14 12:58:30 AM
NBC station KGET-TV in Bakersfield reported that Chrouch said that Torres put the stunt together in an attempt to get the attention of Howard Stern.

Had to check the date, figured the article must have been over ten years old.

//doesn't have satellite radio
 
Shaggy_C
2011-10-14 12:58:43 AM
The video shows the two having sex in a plane before jumping out in tandem and continuing the act midair.

Ah, that's how they pulled it off. I'm thinking frigid air at high-altitude combined with wicked wind would lead to the kinds of shrinkage that would leave one in awe of a babies junk.
 
friedlinx
2011-10-14 01:00:01 AM
Did he eject his shoot too soon?
 
redmid17
2011-10-14 01:00:28 AM
tallguywithglasseson: Authorities say Torres had posted the video on his blog but removed it on Monday

This thread is now officially useless without vids.

We need videographic evidence to make sure our outrage is righteous.

/please couldn't find it online
//google fu isn't weak either
 
arenaninja
2011-10-14 01:00:47 AM
Shaggy_C: The video shows the two having sex in a plane before jumping out in tandem and continuing the act midair.

Ah, that's how they pulled it off. I'm thinking frigid air at high-altitude combined with wicked wind would lead to the kinds of shrinkage that would leave one in awe of a babies junk.

Not to mention the debris flying up your ass. I'd like someone to LINK THE FARKING VIDEO to see the validity of my hypothesis
 
Alien Robot
2011-10-14 01:01:10 AM
Blurred out video here: KGET-TV report
 
The Angry Hand of God
2011-10-14 01:02:07 AM
Ballsack flapping in the wind. That has to look just awful.
 
PatGund
2011-10-14 01:05:07 AM
Wow, they really did give a flying fark.....
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:05:10 AM
 
friedlinx
2011-10-14 01:05:45 AM
www.huliq.com
 
Obamas Fark Czar
2011-10-14 01:06:34 AM
But did she whistle?
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:07:30 AM
This is not a bookmark for when someone finds a cached video.
 
Alien Robot
2011-10-14 01:08:07 AM
The Angry Hand of God: Ballsack flapping in the wind. That has to look just awful.

Delivered. (Moderately NSFW)
 
harlock
2011-10-14 01:08:13 AM
Listening to the KGET story, really pathetic how they try to investigate every avenue for prosecution...public nudity, nope, nobody witnessed it and called in and complained....participants of legal age, check. Hey, lets try to trump them up on an FAA violation! gods.
 
Gilligann [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:08:31 AM
*scrolls down*

*scrolls down*

*scrolls down*

*scrolls down*

Ok, when the fark is someone going to post the video?
 
The Angry Hand of God
2011-10-14 01:08:32 AM
freetomato: The Angry Hand of God: Ballsack flapping in the wind. That has to look just awful.

There are options for you to regain that youthful firmness so you do not flutter like a garden flag in a stiff breeze.

I had no idea such a thing existed until today. Thank you...I think....
 
sat1va
2011-10-14 01:09:28 AM
Someone please find the uncensored video.
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2011-10-14 01:10:39 AM
Alien Robot: Blurred out video still images here: KGET-TV report

//weak

I wonder if the "receptionist" has another job like the instructor... or if he really just talked the her into it. "Hey wanna be in a porno?"
 
AntiNorm
2011-10-14 01:10:42 AM
Nobody in the history of the world has ever gone skydiving naked, right?

/i don't know anybody who has done this. nope. nobody at all.
 
MurphyMurphy
2011-10-14 01:13:56 AM
mtylerjr: In New Zealand the police would have said "Good on ya, mate"

Whats wrong with this country?

a lot
 
PartyRob
2011-10-14 01:18:59 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

/hot like...I dunno, something related to TFA
 
krapykid03
2011-10-14 01:20:41 AM
I think I would have lost concentration right before I jumped. Unless I had a viagra or something.
 
proton
2011-10-14 01:22:11 AM
Subby owes me an f5 key.
 
Chambz
2011-10-14 01:22:37 AM
Found it. NSFW obviously.


http://www.dailymotion.com/Voodoopornstar#videoId=xkh8z5
 
Subtrul
2011-10-14 01:28:58 AM
WOW

How in the hell am I going to convince my wife into doing this with me
 
The Angry Hand of God
2011-10-14 01:29:38 AM
Subtrul: WOW

How in the hell am I going to convince my wife into doing this with me

A rag and some ether.
 
redmid17
2011-10-14 01:32:33 AM
Chambz: Found it. NSFW obviously.


http://www.dailymotion.com/Voodoopornstar#videoId=xkh8z5

if you don't want to register, here's a username and pw:

un: d­r­e­w*curtis[nospam-﹫-backwards]kra­f*c­om
password: imnotdrewcurtis
 
Ass_Master_Flash
2011-10-14 01:33:04 AM
Subtrul: WOW

How in the hell am I going to convince my wife into doing this with me

You're married. How do you expect to convince her to get near you at all?
 
fracas
2011-10-14 01:34:51 AM
Chambz: Found it. NSFW obviously.


http://www.dailymotion.com/Voodoopornstar#videoId=xkh8z5

Man. That was unsexy.

That's a bit of time pressure, too. I mean, you've really got to finish.
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-10-14 01:35:14 AM
 
The Angry Hand of God
2011-10-14 01:37:54 AM
fracas: Chambz: Found it. NSFW obviously.


http://www.dailymotion.com/Voodoopornstar#videoId=xkh8z5

Man. That was unsexy.

That's a bit of time pressure, too. I mean, you've really got to finish.

Not too mention that if you pull out you could end up giving yourself a serious high-speed facial.
 
xcracer
2011-10-14 01:39:18 AM
I don't know. The angle of the dangle is all wrong. Don't get me started on the crotch straps either.

/amirite
//unless it was anal
 
SpyroChiro
2011-10-14 01:42:05 AM
Having grown up on a drop zone, and knowing how skydivers are.... I'm pretty surprised this hasn't happened sooner.

This will be a badge of honor for the rest of their jumping career. They will probably sew a badge to their jump suits.
 
thebpem
2011-10-14 01:47:14 AM
That guy needs to go to jail for saying "super zombie tweeker" over and over again.
 
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