This is what my anus resembles after I eat Taco Bell.

Earguy: ChiliBoots: They work in a sewage plant, that's probably the least disgusting thing to ever clog their pipes.

I wonder how many engagement and wedding bands they find, and if they're allowed to keep them.

I wonder what they do with penis rings?

Sarah Palin's Conscience: Earguy: ChiliBoots: They work in a sewage plant, that's probably the least disgusting thing to ever clog their pipes.

I wonder how many engagement and wedding bands they find, and if they're allowed to keep them.

I wonder what they do with penis rings?

Oh that. That's just my pet eel collar.

PacManDreaming: [i1222.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Came for Flukeman, leaving satisfied.

John Buck 41: For almost 3 feet long, that's not a real big eel diameter-wise. I caught one just a little over 2 feet long that was as big around as my arm.

Please green?

It *did* get squished through most of a pipe.

Approves.

Plugged up by the the full eel deal?

jehovahs witness protection: Where did I park my hovercraft?

Came here for that.

I've had it with these motherfarking snakes in the motherfarking drain!

There are eels swimming up your plumbing towards your butthole. This article proves it.

He's one ugly motherfarker.

/hot

Quick! We're gonna need rice, soy sauce, wasabi, teriyaki marinade, and a grill!

GARFEEEEEEEEL

Ryker's Peninsula: Quick! We're gonna need rice, soy sauce, wasabi, teriyaki marinade, and a grill!

Nah, we're gonna put it on ice for Christmas Eve dinner.

PacManDreaming: i1222.photobucket.com

Also came for Flukeman.

/How could you not come for Flukeman?
//Best set of cocksucking lips I've ever seen

CSB: In Detroit at the Water and Sewerage Dept. the most coveted job is to watch the forks that sift solid waste from the incoming stream. When I asked why they said whatever they find in there they can keep & when local police raid a drug house and money is flushed down the toilet they usually find a few grand at the plant.

/also that place smells worse than anywhere I've ever been and I used to work next to a landfill
/landfill gas fired power plant - it was awesome

So that's where my Candiru got to!

He got big.

This reminds me of the time I worked in a law office that had a unisex restroom.

You may have seen the documentary, "Ally McbEel."

#Occupipes

Anagrammer: #Occupipes

Note to self: Do not GIS Occupipes.

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: CSB: In Detroit at the Water and Sewerage Dept. the most coveted job is to watch the forks that sift solid waste from the incoming stream. When I asked why they said whatever they find in there they can keep & when local police raid a drug house and money is flushed down the toilet they usually find a few grand at the plant.

/also that place smells worse than anywhere I've ever been and I used to work next to a landfill
/landfill gas fired power plant - it was awesome

Sewer coke... if it's still in a sealed baggie, fark yeah!

If only I had a nickel for every time this happened...

/don't even know what that means

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: FTFA: Battered and creased by its struggles in the pipe, the deceased eel was tossed into nearby woods for other creatures to consume, Weaver said.

Yeah, sure. I know for a fact, that the eel in question was sent to the Chinese restaurant in the thread above, and served to unsuspecting diners.

Your facts are wrong. It was placed in a cage outside of the abandoned lot where the runaway dogs take shelter. The place a few threads up was a traditionalist spot.

Looks all tired and worn out, soggy and out of breath. Kind of like mine after 3 hours in a tight narrow hole. And it seems to be dripping slime or sputum out of its mouth. Kind of like mine was.

*Shudders*

Demetrius: The head of a dead eel flopped down from the intake line. The rest of the snake-like fish came out like sausage from a sausage maker.

The kind of material you can only dream about writing when you're in journalism school.

Definitely a good day at the cubicle.

I've seen so many things in pipes working for 23 years in the plumbing biz, but never an eel. Usually it's condoms that clog up the pipes..people please;..... D9 NOT THROW CONDOMS IN THE TOILET!!!

Work at a power plant that uses seawater for cooling. I like looking at the bin where oversized objects get flushed....usually some crabs, fish, and occasionally a lobster. When we get a crab or a fish I'll throw it on the pavement and watch the seagulls come get it.

If I had a nickle for each time I've seen pictures of eels in the pipes....

Oh wait, that's really eels in the pipes?

Earguy: ChiliBoots: They work in a sewage plant, that's probably the least disgusting thing to ever clog their pipes.

I wonder how many engagement and wedding bands they find, and if they're allowed to keep them.

I worked in a old style treatment plant back in college, and something that small wouldn't clog up a pipe, since most of the pipes running out of the settling tanks are pretty large. We did get lots of calls from people asking if there was anyway we could 'keep an eye out' for lost items. Yeah, you betcha we will, our pleasure. Not! When we emptied the tanks for maintenance, we'd find all kinds of weird stuff that fell below the level of the flights, but never any jewelry. But most of stuff we did find were items kids would throw over the fence into the tanks, not things that went through the system. Hub caps were very popular items to toss over the fences, and we collected an impressive collection that we attached to the gates of the plant. That was as far as we got to a lost and found department.

What we did have to do was use these large hooks on long poles to haul up HUGE globs of swirling condoms from the tanks. Condoms and the plastic inserter things from tampons caused most of the problems if they got past the settling tanks. They'd get wrapped around the impellers of pumps, clog screens and were a general pain in the ass, not to mention gross as hell. I dreaded my turn at having to disassemble these huge pumps and pulling out condoms.