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(CTV) Dumbass Six-year old on school bus complains she isn't feeling well, so bus driver does the only rational thing, and leaves her at a stranger's house. The lesson here? Give your kid a stupid name, stupid things will happen to them   (winnipeg.ctv.ca) divider line 126
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2011-10-13 08:25:54 PM
Steve Jeffery says his daughter Sydnee

Your first job, dad, was NOT to start your daughter off in life with a stripper name.
 
2011-10-13 08:27:26 PM
Meh. I've seen worse names.

Girl I know married a guy named Epluribus.
 
2011-10-13 08:32:36 PM
At least Canada has a much lower whackjob to normal person ratio.
 
2011-10-13 08:57:49 PM
Aww isn't that cute. They have the same ponytail.

/Android extra from trailerpark boys?
 
2011-10-13 09:01:00 PM
Sorry autocomplete "fixed" it for me. An not Android.
 
2011-10-13 09:14:55 PM
Good thing that didn't happen down here in the US. After getting the call from her daughter, the mother probably would have called the police & the stranger would have wound up on a sexual predator list somehow.
 
2011-10-13 09:16:23 PM
FTFA: Jeffery says the driver dropped her off at the home of a stranger in a village 10 minutes north of Beausejour, instead of taking the six-year-old to school with the rest of the children.

The bus driver must have read the cheap knockoff, It Takes a Village: And Other Lessons Strangers Teach Us
 
2011-10-13 09:17:55 PM
TFA says the bus driver was suspended

/by his testicles, I hope
//farking idiot
 
2011-10-13 09:51:55 PM
feckingmorons: At least Canada has a much lower whackjob to normal person ratio.

Must be all the socialism.
 
2011-10-13 10:07:16 PM
I knew a lady named Rotunda.
 
2011-10-13 10:08:08 PM
Her name wasn't Madison, Aiden or rhymes with Aiden, so what's the problem?
 
2011-10-13 10:08:33 PM
feckingmorons: At least Canada has a much lower whackjob to normal person ratio.

ORLY?

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2011-10-13 10:09:04 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Meh. I've seen worse names.

Girl I know married a guy named Epluribus.


If his last name wasn't Unum, his parents should be shot.

Unless it's a comment on how his mother is a whore and doesn't know who the father is.
 
2011-10-13 10:10:52 PM
To be fair, the bus driver really didn't have time for her shiat.
 
2011-10-13 10:10:57 PM
Typical liberal.
 
2011-10-13 10:12:57 PM
Actually, I think the lesson here is that some people should, under no circumstances, be in a position where they are responsible for the well-being of children.
 
2011-10-13 10:13:20 PM
I once knew a Mexican girl named Dora.

Her real name was Aspiradora, but everyone knew her as Dora.

/A lot of people knew Dora
 
2011-10-13 10:14:56 PM
How many were left on the bus at the end of the shift?

/Just as I thought
 
2011-10-13 10:16:38 PM
his daughter Sydnee was en route to classes

Six years old is a little early for pole-dancing classes, innit?
 
2011-10-13 10:18:17 PM
Beausejour is not that bad of a name... a nod to Quebecois roots perhaps?

Ohhhh, the girl's name.

Sorry.
 
2011-10-13 10:18:20 PM
My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us." Dorcas has a sister in the class named "Eunice" pronounced "you-niece."

My other daughter, who is in preschool has classmates named "Princesa" and "Nevaeh."

Both of them, along with my second-grader son all have classmates with names like "Braydon", "Aiden" "Hayden" "Jayden", all with various spelling combonations.
 
2011-10-13 10:20:19 PM
I've heard worse names.
 
2011-10-13 10:21:44 PM
does it really matter, six of one, half dozen of the other.
 
2011-10-13 10:24:07 PM
Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us." Dorcas has a sister in the class named "Eunice" pronounced "you-niece."

My other daughter, who is in preschool has classmates named "Princesa" and "Nevaeh."

Both of them, along with my second-grader son all have classmates with names like "Braydon", "Aiden" "Hayden" "Jayden", all with various spelling combonations.


Substitute teaching (ugh, bad phase in life) is a great way to lose faith in humanity. I used to snicker when I saw an "Alexia" on the list and think, "stupid white parents never took Intro to Psych."

Then I had a class with both an Alexia and an Aphasia. That one raised the bar.
 
2011-10-13 10:25:37 PM
feckingmorons: At least Canada has a much lower whackjob to normal person ratio.

As long as they don't lose in the finals

/new strategy, let the canuckie win
 
2011-10-13 10:26:19 PM
feckingmorons: At least Canada has a much lower whackjob to normal person ratio.

But that Harper fellow sure is trying to raise the evil Red State flag over Canada. Just fill in the white parts on the canada flag and BAM, republican takeover of the sheeple without much bloodshed. Science has already taken a big hit, as it has in the States. Well at least the cops are getting shiat in Vancouver, for all those hookers that they allowed to be killed by various killers over the years.

/Harper = Bush jr's biatch.
//I heard that BC and Alberta are leaving to make their own country. The current flag's maple laugh, will be replaced with a pot leaf.
 
2011-10-13 10:27:17 PM
Phoenix Rising Again: Nevaeh

I don't understand the rationale behind that name. It's "heaven" reversed... and the opposite of heaven is hell. Therefore, righteous, God-fearing parents should name their daughters Natasha.
 
2011-10-13 10:28:04 PM
Amos Quito: I once knew a Mexican girl named Dora.

Her real name was Aspiradora, but everyone knew her as Dora.

/A lot of people knew Dora


It could also mean "one who aspires" - but then again, you can't make fun of that.
 
2011-10-13 10:28:36 PM
Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us."


Probably a Heinlein fan
 
2011-10-13 10:28:47 PM
Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us." Dorcas has a sister in the class named "Eunice" pronounced "you-niece."

My other daughter, who is in preschool has classmates named "Princesa" and "Nevaeh."

Both of them, along with my second-grader son all have classmates with names
like "Braydon", "Aiden" "Hayden" "Jayden", all with various spelling combonations.


My assumption is that you are just as trashy as the people you are trying mock.
 
2011-10-13 10:28:54 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Meh. I've seen worse names.

Girl I know married a guy named Epluribus.


You knew 'em?
 
2011-10-13 10:28:54 PM
Hassan Ben Sobr: I knew a lady named Rotunda.
Well, was she rotund?
 
2011-10-13 10:30:48 PM
The Grinch:
Substitute teaching (ugh, bad phase in life) is a great way to lose faith in humanity. I used to snicker when I saw an "Alexia" on the list and think, "stupid white parents never took Intro to Psych."

Then I had a class with both an Alexia and an Aphasia. That one raised the bar.


If they were to have a kid, it would be named "Asphyxiate."
 
2011-10-13 10:32:20 PM
Ogre840: AdolfOliverPanties: Meh. I've seen worse names.

Girl I know married a guy named Epluribus.

You knew 'em?


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2011-10-13 10:34:39 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Girl I know married a guy named Epluribus.

To be honest, Epluribus Unum is about as descriptive of a name for any human being as I can think of...
 
2011-10-13 10:38:29 PM
I did a presentation to a class of second graders today. In a class of maybe 20 kids, there were 2 kids named "Kai" and 2 named "Brooklyn"... One kid was named "Ryan", except it was spelled with an i instead of a y, so Rian.

I seem to recall an article on Fark that linked the kids with the "least traditional" names to the highest crime rates. I should find that.
 
2011-10-13 10:39:40 PM
Why would Alexia have stupid white parents that never took a psych class?
 
2011-10-13 10:40:26 PM
IXI Jim IXI: Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us."


Probably a Heinlein fan


Front!
 
2011-10-13 10:41:10 PM
Mangoose: Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us." Dorcas has a sister in the class named "Eunice" pronounced "you-niece."

My other daughter, who is in preschool has classmates named "Princesa" and "Nevaeh."

Both of them, along with my second-grader son all have classmates with names
like "Braydon", "Aiden" "Hayden" "Jayden", all with various spelling combonations.

My assumption is that you are just as trashy as the people you are trying mock.


I just think they are not very good names. And describe me then if you think you have me pegged. Trashy how? Maybe you are right. I'm curious.
 
2011-10-13 10:41:24 PM
There is a 'Nova' at my daughter's daycare centre.
 
2011-10-13 10:44:44 PM
IXI Jim IXI: Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us."


Probably a Heinlein fan


I dunno. Their school is heavily poor blacks & Latinos. Enough that my son is sometimes excluded/picked on for being white and his classmates pretend to be "gangsters" and pretend to shoot people in the head.
 
2011-10-13 10:44:56 PM
It sounds suspiciously like there is more to this story.

/but please continue mocking children's names
 
2011-10-13 10:46:42 PM
IXI Jim IXI: Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us."


Probably a Heinlein fan


"Seven Brides for Seven Brothers".
 
2011-10-13 10:46:42 PM
I've met two.... not one but two girls with the first name Abcde (pronounced ab-sid-ee).
 
2011-10-13 10:48:27 PM
Nice work, Canada.
 
2011-10-13 10:49:12 PM
Geez...all she had to do was gather a few friends together and demand someone give her a house because that's what she wants.

Doesn't she know anything about occupying?
 
2011-10-13 10:49:54 PM
Gulper Eel: Steve Jeffery says his daughter Sydnee

Your first only job, dad, was NOT to start your daughter off in life with a stripper name.


www.laughstub.com

Fixed that for Chris.
 
2011-10-13 10:52:14 PM
wambu: It sounds suspiciously like there is more to this story.

/but please continue mocking children's names


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2011-10-13 10:52:51 PM
Guys, we already have this thread a couple down. We're supposed to be making fun of the bus driver and the little girl.
 
2011-10-13 10:54:50 PM
Gruetzi: Why would Alexia have stupid white parents that never took a psych class?

Because learn to Google shiat, that's why. Link (new window)
 
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