I knew a lady named Rotunda.

Her name wasn't Madison, Aiden or rhymes with Aiden, so what's the problem?

feckingmorons: At least Canada has a much lower whackjob to normal person ratio.

ORLY?

Typical liberal.

Actually, I think the lesson here is that some people should, under no circumstances, be in a position where they are responsible for the well-being of children.

I once knew a Mexican girl named Dora.

Her real name was Aspiradora, but everyone knew her as Dora.

/A lot of people knew Dora

How many were left on the bus at the end of the shift?

/Just as I thought

his daughter Sydnee was en route to classes

Six years old is a little early for pole-dancing classes, innit?

My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us." Dorcas has a sister in the class named "Eunice" pronounced "you-niece."

My other daughter, who is in preschool has classmates named "Princesa" and "Nevaeh."

Both of them, along with my second-grader son all have classmates with names like "Braydon", "Aiden" "Hayden" "Jayden", all with various spelling combonations.

I've heard worse names.

does it really matter, six of one, half dozen of the other.

Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us." Dorcas has a sister in the class named "Eunice" pronounced "you-niece."

My other daughter, who is in preschool has classmates named "Princesa" and "Nevaeh."

Both of them, along with my second-grader son all have classmates with names like "Braydon", "Aiden" "Hayden" "Jayden", all with various spelling combonations.

Substitute teaching (ugh, bad phase in life) is a great way to lose faith in humanity. I used to snicker when I saw an "Alexia" on the list and think, "stupid white parents never took Intro to Psych."

Then I had a class with both an Alexia and an Aphasia. That one raised the bar.

feckingmorons: At least Canada has a much lower whackjob to normal person ratio.

But that Harper fellow sure is trying to raise the evil Red State flag over Canada. Just fill in the white parts on the canada flag and BAM, republican takeover of the sheeple without much bloodshed. Science has already taken a big hit, as it has in the States. Well at least the cops are getting shiat in Vancouver, for all those hookers that they allowed to be killed by various killers over the years.

/Harper = Bush jr's biatch.
//I heard that BC and Alberta are leaving to make their own country. The current flag's maple laugh, will be replaced with a pot leaf.

Amos Quito: I once knew a Mexican girl named Dora.

Her real name was Aspiradora, but everyone knew her as Dora.

/A lot of people knew Dora

It could also mean "one who aspires" - but then again, you can't make fun of that.

Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us." Dorcas has a sister in the class named "Eunice" pronounced "you-niece."

My other daughter, who is in preschool has classmates named "Princesa" and "Nevaeh."

Both of them, along with my second-grader son all have classmates with names
like "Braydon", "Aiden" "Hayden" "Jayden", all with various spelling combonations.

My assumption is that you are just as trashy as the people you are trying mock.

AdolfOliverPanties: Meh. I've seen worse names.

Girl I know married a guy named Epluribus.

You knew 'em?

Hassan Ben Sobr: I knew a lady named Rotunda.
Well, was she rotund?

The Grinch:
Substitute teaching (ugh, bad phase in life) is a great way to lose faith in humanity. I used to snicker when I saw an "Alexia" on the list and think, "stupid white parents never took Intro to Psych."

Then I had a class with both an Alexia and an Aphasia. That one raised the bar.

If they were to have a kid, it would be named "Asphyxiate."

Ogre840: AdolfOliverPanties: Meh. I've seen worse names.

Girl I know married a guy named Epluribus.

You knew 'em?

AdolfOliverPanties: Girl I know married a guy named Epluribus.

To be honest, Epluribus Unum is about as descriptive of a name for any human being as I can think of...

I did a presentation to a class of second graders today. In a class of maybe 20 kids, there were 2 kids named "Kai" and 2 named "Brooklyn"... One kid was named "Ryan", except it was spelled with an i instead of a y, so Rian.

I seem to recall an article on Fark that linked the kids with the "least traditional" names to the highest crime rates. I should find that.

Why would Alexia have stupid white parents that never took a psych class?

Mangoose: Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us." Dorcas has a sister in the class named "Eunice" pronounced "you-niece."

My other daughter, who is in preschool has classmates named "Princesa" and "Nevaeh."

Both of them, along with my second-grader son all have classmates with names
like "Braydon", "Aiden" "Hayden" "Jayden", all with various spelling combonations.

My assumption is that you are just as trashy as the people you are trying mock.

I just think they are not very good names. And describe me then if you think you have me pegged. Trashy how? Maybe you are right. I'm curious.

There is a 'Nova' at my daughter's daycare centre.

IXI Jim IXI: Phoenix Rising Again: My daughter, who is in Kindergarten, has a classmate named "Dorcas" pronounced "dork-us."


Probably a Heinlein fan

I dunno. Their school is heavily poor blacks & Latinos. Enough that my son is sometimes excluded/picked on for being white and his classmates pretend to be "gangsters" and pretend to shoot people in the head.

It sounds suspiciously like there is more to this story.

/but please continue mocking children's names

I've met two.... not one but two girls with the first name Abcde (pronounced ab-sid-ee).

Nice work, Canada.

Geez...all she had to do was gather a few friends together and demand someone give her a house because that's what she wants.

Doesn't she know anything about occupying?

Gulper Eel: Steve Jeffery says his daughter Sydnee

Your first only job, dad, was NOT to start your daughter off in life with a stripper name.



Fixed that for Chris.

wambu: It sounds suspiciously like there is more to this story.

/but please continue mocking children's names

Guys, we already have this thread a couple down. We're supposed to be making fun of the bus driver and the little girl.

Gruetzi: Why would Alexia have stupid white parents that never took a psych class?

Because learn to Google shiat, that's why. Link (new window)