Good riddance.

17.1 million viewers
'However, to be fair, the season premiere of Two and a Half Men last year when Charlie Sheen was still on the show, had around 16 million people tuning in

Non-story, overzealous--oh why even bother?

It was Sheen's show. It was gonna fail without him. People were only gonna watch the first new episode to confirm it sucked.

Still watch, not bad. He's no Charlie though.

Meh, I wasn't even right--17.7 million viewers. He's winning.

Mugato: I watched this week. Holy shiat. What a farking abortion. I mean really, WTF? Was John Cryer wearing caked on make-uo for some reason, I'm not a regular viewer. Where's the cute stalker chick? She was the one saving grace of the show as far as I could tell.

Cryer's makeup has been really bad for several seasons. It's mind-bottling.

The show is still #1 and is actually up from last year. Silly headline writers.

Um... This show isn't very good and I kind of wish it would go away. That is all. Thank you.

I agree that using anyone other than Sheen was ... well, they should have just killed the show or renamed it. But, you can't deny that for whatever reason, the ratings aren't bad in any way at all. For now.

Really? It being the #1 scripted show on television for 4 weeks in a row is failing?

Really?

Thankyou dailyfail.

Cromar: The show is still #1 and is actually up from last year. Silly headline writers.

It's the new According to Jim.

I want to have some snark about people who watch that show (never seen it myself) but I watch Big Bang Theory so I'm sitting at the same table.

Mugato: I watched this week. Holy shiat. What a farking abortion. I mean really, WTF? Was John Cryer wearing caked on make-uo for some reason, I'm not a regular viewer. Where's the cute stalker chick? She was the one saving grace of the show as far as I could tell.

I watched a first run for the first time last week, I had been watching the syndicated reruns. Jon Cryer has aged. Poorly. This show has been on way too long.

As for Rose, according to Wikipedia, she chased/threw/drove Charlie to jump under the train that killed him. Brother Alan finds that particular joke amusing enough to tell some chick he wants to bone. I get it -- irreverent humor. But this show is really tired.

I really don't think Charlie Sheen went nuts. Heck, he may not even have been abusing drugs. I think he decided to quit dramatically.

jake3988: Really? It being the #1 scripted show on television for 4 weeks in a row is failing?

Really?

Thankyou dailyfail.

This is what I came to say. Still the number one comedy, one million MORE viewers than last year. Subby is the one who's not winning.

Mugato: Where's the cute stalker chick?

I love Rose, she was so hot in an innocent way, far beyond any of the sex-crazed hoes Charlie ever brought home. Hot, horny babes are hot, but unintentionally hot, innocent and completely oblivious babes are hotter

/did not ever intentionally watch the show but you can't avoid the commercials or the show whenever flipping past cbs, it was like the only thing cbs advertised after Sheen quit/was fired
//ashton kucher is a retard prettyboy
///demi, call me
//television rots the mind, those people not only don't care about you, they don't even know you exist
/so why waste a single moment of your life away watching them get paid obscene amounts of money?
.Cryer has cemented his typecast role in life as a whiny, crying b*tch

I said it before the season started, Sheen will be back before the end of the season. How? Dream, faked death due to taxes, something, but if the slide continues down the way it is it will happen.

The show is still number one, but it is dropping fast and it is very, very bad right now.

I can't believe anybody ever watched this steaming pile of dogshiat.

AdolfOliverPanties: PowerSlacker: It's the new According to Jim.

That farking show ran for 182 episodes.

What.
The.
Fark?

Americans love shiatty TV. That's why 2.5 Dumbasses is still #1.

They should switch to an all Jewish cast.

AdolfOliverPanties: PowerSlacker: It's the new According to Jim.

That farking show ran for 182 episodes.

What.
The.
Fark?

That show barely registered on my radar. Seriously.

Also, maybe subby's headline is about SHEEN not winning? Dunno, but 17.7 million viewers doesn't suck. In fact, it's the opposite of suck.

/have never seen an episode of 2.5 Men

It doesn't matter if the show crashes and burns. What CBS is doing is buying another couple of seasons worth of shows that can be syndicated, and Ashton is a hell of a lot cheaper (at $600K/episode) than Charlie was at $2 million per show.

Icey_M: Mugato: I watched this week. Holy shiat. What a farking abortion. I mean really, WTF? Was John Cryer wearing caked on make-uo for some reason, I'm not a regular viewer. Where's the cute stalker chick? She was the one saving grace of the show as far as I could tell.

Cryer's makeup has been really bad for several seasons. It's mind-bottling.

Is this some sort of new meme? Sorry, I haven't been around for a while.

Atomic Spunk: Icey_M: Mugato: I watched this week. Holy shiat. What a farking abortion. I mean really, WTF? Was John Cryer wearing caked on make-uo for some reason, I'm not a regular viewer. Where's the cute stalker chick? She was the one saving grace of the show as far as I could tell.

Cryer's makeup has been really bad for several seasons. It's mind-bottling.

Is this some sort of new meme? Sorry, I haven't been around for a while.

Chazz: Mind-bottling, isn't it?
Jimmy: Did you just say "mind-bottling"?
Chazz: Yeah. You know when things are so crazy, you get your thoughts trapped, like in a bottle.

.
Perfectly cromulent phrase (new window)

Fark the haters, I enjoy the show (with Charlie Sheen). I guess the rest are into awkward romantic comedies. I can only watch 10 billion shows a week where every third episode whiny biatch #702 gets her heart broken. Nice to get a break from that tripe.

My biggest problem with the show is I can't stand John Cryer. He's unpleasant to look at, unfunny, and generally a distraction to every scene in which he's involved. Sure, there are other problems too, but I think if they would go ahead and kill of Cryer's character as well, things could improve. Actually, kill the maid too, she's become even more annoying and skeezy than before, tipping the scales to being no longer entertaining. The kid is pretty much an afterthought nowadays anyone so, send him off to college or some such and have him on for random episodes, replacing him with some new character preferably in the "tween" years. Let that simmer for a while, then give some serious thought to replacing Kutcher, and we might be on to something quite watchable.

urban.derelict: Mugato: Where's the cute stalker chick?

I love Rose, she was so hot in an innocent way, far beyond any of the sex-crazed hoes Charlie ever brought home. Hot, horny babes are hot, but unintentionally hot, innocent and completely oblivious babes are hotter



She's always done crazy well, even back in her younger days when she was making out with Kate Winslet.

It's the Northern Exposure effect.

Puffyshirt: It was Sheen's show. It was gonna fail without him. People were only gonna watch the first new episode to confirm it sucked.

Duh. I mean, yeah, replacing secondary characters in shows has worked before, but this was like replacing K.I.T.T. with a rascally little street urchin. Or replacing Lassie, with a rascally little street urchin.

CBS...TV for morons and old people

Unless the ratings take a Playboy Club/Charlie's Angels turn, I don't think this show is going anywhere any time soon.

\yes the show is not funny
\\yes, ashton kutcher is just playing rich Kelso
\\\yes, Judy Greer is once again being horribly misused in a show

Mad_Radhu: urban.derelict: Mugato: Where's the cute stalker chick?

I love Rose, she was so hot in an innocent way, far beyond any of the sex-crazed hoes Charlie ever brought home. Hot, horny babes are hot, but unintentionally hot, innocent and completely oblivious babes are hotter

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She's always done crazy well, even back in her younger days when she was making out with Kate Winslet.

THIS.

/loves me some Melanie Lynskey

AdolfOliverPanties: PowerSlacker: It's the new According to Jim.

That farking show ran for 182 episodes.

What.
The.
Fark?

CBS

urban.derelict: Mugato: Where's the cute stalker chick?

I love Rose, she was so hot in an innocent way, far beyond any of the sex-crazed hoes Charlie ever brought home. Hot, horny babes are hot, but unintentionally hot, innocent and completely oblivious babes are hotter

While I appreciate Rose, Kandi was my favorite.









/all hot, of course

This week the show had competition from the NFL match on Monday on NBC, which saw 22.05m tuning in and topped the charts

Well, yeah. The Lions are #winning and who the hell wants to see someone that was in Demi Moore AND Ducky?

peewinkle: This week the show had competition from the NFL match on Monday on NBC, which saw 22.05m tuning in and topped the charts

Well, yeah. The Lions are #winning and who the hell wants to see someone that was in Demi Moore AND Ducky?

I believe they were referencing the GB vs. ATL game, but your point is still valid.

I liked Melanie Lynskey in Ever After. She developed from the chubby, slow sister to the rebellious and hot "fark me while I'm dressed in a horse costume" sister.

It's up by a third since last year (new window)

Shockingly, the Daily Mail is talking bollocks.

Gary Fogel: urban.derelict: Mugato: Where's the cute stalker chick?

I love Rose, she was so hot in an innocent way, far beyond any of the sex-crazed hoes Charlie ever brought home. Hot, horny babes are hot, but unintentionally hot, innocent and completely oblivious babes are hotter

While I appreciate Rose, Kandi was my favorite.



/disagrees