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(Above the Law) Dumbass Kentucky man who doesn't want anyone to know he browses Fark sues Facebook on behalf of 150 million Americans   (abovethelaw.com) divider line 82
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Indubitably
2011-10-13 07:57:46 PM
Whut?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 07:58:35 PM
So which one of you losers is it?
 
Niveras
2011-10-13 08:00:36 PM
I'm Spartacus.
 
diaphoresis
2011-10-13 08:00:45 PM
I did it. I can get into anyone's computer now by typing the password: popcorn
 
ADubs86
2011-10-13 08:01:47 PM
I swear it wasn't me.
Honest!
 
Rufus Lee King
2011-10-13 08:02:05 PM
North Carolina here. Ain't got nuthin' to do with it...
 
Indubitably
2011-10-13 08:03:10 PM
Taint whut?

;)
 
Indubitably
2011-10-13 08:05:00 PM
I vote beautiful red-heads with attention spasms...

;)
 
Drakuun
2011-10-13 08:06:08 PM
Author has absolutely no concept of how facebook's settings work. =\
 
rynthetyn [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 08:09:31 PM
Drakuun: Author has absolutely no concept of how facebook's settings work. =\

Above The Law is basically like Gawker but for lawyers and even more stupid than Gawker, so I'm not the least bit surprised that they don't understand anything about how facebook works.
 
red5ish
2011-10-13 08:10:03 PM
img833.imageshack.us
 
Rufus Lee King
2011-10-13 08:10:28 PM
garth.typepad.com
 
diaphoresis
2011-10-13 08:11:24 PM
Rufus Lee King: [garth.typepad.com image 450x354]

Nice South Park reference
 
macross87
2011-10-13 08:13:06 PM
Niveras: I'm Spartacus.

I'm Batman...
 
Tillmaster
2011-10-13 08:13:51 PM
diaphoresis: I did it. I can get into anyone's computer now by typing the password: popcorn

Uncanny. How did you guess my password.
Oh, wait.
better change it to swordfish.
 
Krieghund [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 08:14:40 PM
Kentucky man who doesn't want anyone to know he browsesowns Fark sues Facebook on behalf of 150 million Americans

FTFY
 
rebelyell2006
2011-10-13 08:14:48 PM
Niveras: I'm Spartacus.

No way, I wanted to be Spartacus.
 
macross87
2011-10-13 08:15:05 PM
Tillmaster: diaphoresis: I did it. I can get into anyone's computer now by typing the password: popcorn

Uncanny. How did you guess my password.
Oh, wait.
better change it to swordfish.

Hunter2?
 
deforge
2011-10-13 08:15:56 PM
honestly, about g'damn time.
facebook can do whatever the hell they want with their tracking, but when they start coercing unrelated services to accept fb logins ONLY for registration they start imposing their shiat of people who want nothing to do with fb
 
Virulency
2011-10-13 08:21:22 PM
macross87: Niveras: I'm Spartacus.

I'm Batman...

but I'm the Bat!
 
Begoggle
2011-10-13 08:24:53 PM
Krieghund: Kentucky man who doesn't want anyone to know he browsesowns Fark sues Facebook on behalf of 150 million Americans

FTFY

Came for this... better headline.
 
blindy the pirate
2011-10-13 08:24:55 PM
I was pissed when they wanted me to log on to facebook to watch that fat gmilf have sex with the horse. Then I was ashamed.. because I didn't use my own log in.

Life lesson: banner ads worth clicking are bbw gmilf animal porn ads
 
TeachingRoland [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 08:31:09 PM
Facebook is one of the few things I hate more than idiots who sue needlessly.

Go suing guy!
 
Mad Scientist
2011-10-13 08:33:03 PM
I'm the Stig.
 
jingks
2011-10-13 08:33:57 PM
diaphoresis: I did it. I can get into anyone's computer now by typing the password: *******

Nice try, but fark automatically filters your password to stars.
 
Mega Steve
2011-10-13 08:36:25 PM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 08:36:29 PM
TeachingRoland: Facebook is one of the few things I hate more than idiots who sue needlessly.

Go suing guy!

QFT
 
SDRR
2011-10-13 08:39:03 PM
macross87: Tillmaster: diaphoresis: I did it. I can get into anyone's computer now by typing the password: popcorn

Uncanny. How did you guess my password.
Oh, wait.
better change it to swordfish.

Hunter2?

12345
 
jingks
2011-10-13 08:39:18 PM
Just browse facebook, or another tracking sight in chromes "incognito" mode.

It would be nice if browsers would implement a simple way (maybe there is already a way?) to partition cookies into various personas for lists of websites. And then when you visit a sites, it only allows access to cookies from members of that list.

/ seems simple enough, doesn't it?
 
Anavrinman [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 08:44:07 PM
diaphoresis: I did it. I can get into anyone's computer now by typing the password: popcorn

That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

images.wikia.com

/hot
 
Infobahn
2011-10-13 08:45:31 PM
Wut? Sparky?
 
knifeyspoony
2011-10-13 08:46:03 PM
Begoggle: Krieghund: Kentucky man who doesn't want anyone to know he browsesowns Fark sues Facebook on behalf of 150 million Americans

FTFY

Came for this... better headline.

Ditto. ...and said Kentucky man was probably tired of being on the receiving end of frivolous lawsuits.
 
DoctorWorm21045
2011-10-13 08:48:26 PM
SDRR: macross87: Tillmaster: diaphoresis: I did it. I can get into anyone's computer now by typing the password: popcorn

Uncanny. How did you guess my password.
Oh, wait.
better change it to swordfish.

Hunter2?

12345

That's amazing. I have the same combination etc. etc.
 
shanewf
2011-10-13 08:48:47 PM
Facebook? What's Facebook? Oh, it's that annoying social networking site I spent hours deleting everything off of a few months ago. Don't miss it.
 
DoctorWorm21045
2011-10-13 08:49:06 PM
Anavrinman: diaphoresis: I did it. I can get into anyone's computer now by typing the password: popcorn

That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!



/hot

*scowl*
 
jingks
2011-10-13 08:50:37 PM
shanewf: Facebook? What's Facebook? Oh, it's that annoying social networking site I spent hours deleting everything off of a few months ago. Don't miss it.

Why did you have hours worth of stuff to delete on it in the first place?
 
SolomonKing
2011-10-13 08:52:38 PM
What the fark? Why is the ASU Sun Devil in the pic?
 
shanewf
2011-10-13 08:53:02 PM
jingks: shanewf: Facebook? What's Facebook? Oh, it's that annoying social networking site I spent hours deleting everything off of a few months ago. Don't miss it.

Why did you have hours worth of stuff to delete on it in the first place?

I started with it a while back ... The last few changes just pushed me over the edge, so I deleted everything off my wall, all notes, all photos, friends, pages, places, etc etc. There were some helpful browser scripts but it didn't get it all. Figured I'd try and remove every piece of data I could. Granted, it might still be saved somewhere, but call it stupidity or paranoia, it made me feel better.
 
liam76
2011-10-13 08:53:57 PM
Good for him.
 
Contents Under Pressure
2011-10-13 08:54:23 PM
FB is getting annoyingly ubiquitous. I tried to log in to the Huffington Post and it kept insisting I log in via FB. Uh. No. I'm glad I set up an account with them a few years ago, because I am not sure that you can actually create an account with HuffPo directly any more.

I noticed that when google bought something (youtube?), it hauled my youtube account over.

I've been on the interwebz since 1986 and it's turning into 1984 more and more every day.
 
Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 08:56:36 PM
This already happened to the Numenoreans
 
Indubitably
2011-10-13 09:00:33 PM
Contents Under Pressure: FB is getting annoyingly ubiquitous. I tried to log in to the Huffington Post and it kept insisting I log in via FB. Uh. No. I'm glad I set up an account with them a few years ago, because I am not sure that you can actually create an account with HuffPo directly any more.

I noticed that when google bought something (youtube?), it hauled my youtube account over.

I've been on the interwebz since 1986 and it's turning into 1984 more and more every day.

Not to say I told you so, but 1984.

;)
 
megalynn44 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 09:01:11 PM
So, I guess because young people and clever bloggers say "Haha, privacy is dead" we just have to go along with it. Their wisdom is far greater than any founding father.
 
deforge
2011-10-13 09:04:33 PM
Contents Under Pressure: FB is getting annoyingly ubiquitous. I tried to log in to the Huffington Post and it kept insisting I log in via FB. Uh. No. I'm glad I set up an account with them a few years ago, because I am not sure that you can actually create an account with HuffPo directly any more.

I noticed that when google bought something (youtube?), it hauled my youtube account over.

I've been on the interwebz since 1986 and it's turning into 1984 more and more every day.

it makes more sense to merge accounts if both services are owned by the same company. it makes less sense to force users to use a 3rd party registration that will then monitor you on any other website you visit even if its not affiliated with the 1st
 
Indubitably
2011-10-13 09:07:01 PM
megalynn44: So, I guess because young people and clever bloggers say "Haha, privacy is dead" we just have to go along with it. Their wisdom is far greater than any founding father.

No, we don't.

Stand up.
 
dbaggins
2011-10-13 09:07:14 PM
I'm feeling less and less bad about not joining Facebook as the years go by.

I've also noticed my friends have stopped nagging me to join it, and I see they are using it less.


sell your stock now if you got any.
 
megalynn44 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 09:15:13 PM
dbaggins: I'm feeling less and less bad about not joining Facebook as the years go by.

I've also noticed my friends have stopped nagging me to join it, and I see they are using it less.


sell your stock now if you got any.

I'm very conflicted right now. I really really want to quite. But I just moved out of state and right now FB is my main line of keeping up with what's going on with my friends & family.

I've tried to lure them to G+ but not many takers, plus more of my information started showing up in GIS after I put it on G+ so I'm not that impressed. Will someone start a site focusing on small, private social networks. Somewhere I can more comfortably share family videos of my young nieces & nephews, without fear of everyone & their mom being told about it.
 
Rich Cream
2011-10-13 09:24:35 PM
SDRR: macross87: Tillmaster: diaphoresis: I did it. I can get into anyone's computer now by typing the password: popcorn

Uncanny. How did you guess my password.
Oh, wait.
better change it to swordfish.

Hunter2?

12345



54321

PSYCH!
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 09:27:40 PM
megalynn44: Will someone start a site focusing on small, private social networks. Somewhere I can more comfortably share family videos of my young nieces & nephews, without fear of everyone & their mom being told about it.

Have you tried 4chan?
 
fusillade762
2011-10-13 09:31:21 PM
A bunch of my FB friends were recently worried about Facebook posting the name of every site you've ever visited since the beginning of time. I only have one thing to say: I am NOT ashamed of my midget tranny fetish!
 
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