Cornelius...

In retrospect, "Chutney" is not as cool a name as I thought it would be. Sorry, Son.

And what's the proportion among black Americans?

Definitely hate being a Jr. It makes it confusing for everyone involved. If my mom yelled for me growing up, both me and my dad answered. Same for family gatherings now. This is also a problem for medical insurance and scheduling because for some reason no one knows how to have a suffix on their form or enter it into their computer.

I would guess at least 3 out of 10 wish they never had their children in the first place.

I was named woman.

I am a man.

Binary?

;)

blazemongr: And what's the proportion among black Americans?

Didn't you read the article? It says "parents" not "parent."

blazemongr: And what's the proportion among black Americans?

DeZero Percent.

The Angry Hand of God: blazemongr: And what's the proportion among black Americans?

Didn't you read the article? It says "parents" not "parent."

*ouch*

yes I'm sorry I named my baby girl Condaleeza (new window) :(

one tenth of parents regret the name they've given their child.

FTFS

Let's just get this out of the way.



/Don't forget La-a.

When you think you have a name go somewhere public and yell it out really loud a few times. if you dont sound like an, idiot well it might be a keeper.


/names of respected family members are usually a safe bet.

Either subby thinks 10% of us are "celebrities" or subby sucks at math.

And FTFA:

"Just as our desire for interesting names is rising, so too is our obsession with choosing the right name," Laura Wattenburg, author of "The Baby Name Wizard" tells The Guardian. "Parents willing to go out and change a name is becoming more common because they are conscious they are sending their child out into a competitive landscape, so branding them for success makes sense. If the brand name doesn't work in the first instance, change it."

Branding your kids? Laura Wattenburg is one sick puppy.

/yes i know what she meant, and that's a punch in her cock

Yanks_RSJ: blazemongr: And what's the proportion among black Americans?

De'Zero Perr'Scent.

FTFY.

My middle name is my mom's maiden name. I'll probably keep the tradition. If my GF ok's it our first daughter is going to be my grandma's first and last name, then my last name. Or any other combination of family names.

Then again my sister's name is the only one ever in existence (We're not black!). My great grandma screwed up the family tree so the name got copied wrong. My brother's name came from Jeremiah Johnson and my name came from some old US historical figures.

The Angry Hand of God: I would guess at least 3 out of 10 wish they never had their children in the first place.

2 of those are secretly happy they gave the little bastard a farked up name.

I think the worst black franken-name I've heard (besides Latrina) was Nevaehsha

It's got the whole Nevaeh= heaven thing going (which is somewhat common) but the -sha at the end nullifies the original intent and makes a stupid name even dumber.

we need more Bort license plates

Subby lost all credibility when he threw that atrocious comma in there.

I have a daughter due in a month.

My wife is stuck on "Cygni" - a star in the constellation Cygnus, the Swan.

It isn't made up - I met someone with this name 14 years ago and she seemed reasonably well adjusted.

Discuss.

Aden, Caden, Brayden, Wayden, Mayden, Laden, Dayden, Bayden, Fayden, Gayden, Zayden, Layden, Hayden, Nayden, Jayden, Payden, Quayden, Tayden, Vayden, and Brittanye.


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I declare Shaniqua.

That is all.

Captain Bong Water: I have a daughter due in a month.

My wife is stuck on "Cygni" - a star in the constellation Cygnus, the Swan.

It isn't made up - I met someone with this name 14 years ago and she seemed reasonably well adjusted.

Discuss.

Cig-Knee. I like it.

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Guidette Frankentits: I think the worst black franken-name I've heard (besides Latrina) was Nevaehsha

It's got the whole Nevaeh= heaven thing going (which is somewhat common) but the -sha at the end nullifies the original intent and makes a stupid name even dumber.

This made me laugh my ass off..lol...

Captain Bong Water: I have a daughter due in a month.

My wife is stuck on "Cygni" - a star in the constellation Cygnus, the Swan.

It isn't made up - I met someone with this name 14 years ago and she seemed reasonably well adjusted.

Discuss.

I would punch her in the cock repeatedly until she came up with a nice name like Jennifer or Lindsey.

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

That is the worst name I ever heard.

DistendedPendulusFrenulum


Ouch! Those names hurt just to think about.

Remember boys and girls once you turn 18 you can legally change your name to something that does not suck.

Guidette Frankentits: I think the worst black franken-name I've heard (besides Latrina) was Nevaehsha

I worked with Sierra-Madre Washington. Note, Madre was not her middle name, and if you called her Sierra, she would get huffy and say "my name is Sierra-Madre."

/No comment as to her attractive and successful race.

NightOwl2255: /No comment as to her attractive and successful race.

So she's an Asian chick?

Scottybobotty: Guidette Frankentits: I think the worst black franken-name I've heard (besides Latrina) was Nevaehsha

It's got the whole Nevaeh= heaven thing going (which is somewhat common) but the -sha at the end nullifies the original intent and makes a stupid name even dumber.

This made me laugh my ass off..lol...

Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.

Captain Bong Water: I have a daughter due in a month.

My wife is stuck on "Cygni" - a star in the constellation Cygnus, the Swan.

It isn't made up - I met someone with this name 14 years ago and she seemed reasonably well adjusted.

Discuss.

Are you farking high? Oh, never mind.

AlgaeRancher: DistendedPendulusFrenulum


Ouch! Those names hurt just to think about.

Remember boys and girls once you turn 18 you can legally change your name to something that does not suck.

I live smack in the prissy middle of Eric Cantor's district. My son has the only non
-ayden name in the whole school.


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How many people regret even HAVING their child?

NightOwl2255: Guidette Frankentits: I think the worst black franken-name I've heard (besides Latrina) was Nevaehsha

I worked with Sierra-Madre Washington. Note, Madre was not her middle name, and if you called her Sierra, she would get huffy and say "my name is Sierra-Madre."

/No comment as to her attractive and successful race.

Wow, I thought you might be an ass b4...

I'm not thinking about this any longer, yo.

I am NOT putting you on ignore.

I am NOT afraid of your mind.

To quote dumb: "Bring it on."

;)

Top 60 Ghetto Names (new window)

Some of this is farking classic....

One of the boys at my daughter's school is named Dewayne Tyrell (first and middle names). The weird thing about it is that the boy's mom and dad are both Asian and quite nerdy looking. From what I understand, the mother is a registered nurse and the dad is a civil engineer.

My niece's name is Ava. It's driving me up the wall because it's pronounced like Eva and I can't spell it right. I call her Unit One. People think it's because they want another child later on. It's probably just as well, given the symbolism of the whole thing.

/glad I'm not stuck with baby naming
//so are the babies, I'm sure

There is something wrong with the world when my son never had another boy sharing his name in his grade.

Like his grandfather, great-grandfather, uncles, great-great grandfather, etc, his first name is John.

/FFS
//He's gone by his middle name since he was a month old.

If I had a daughter I'd name her Agatha.

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

//obligatory

My kids have uncommon names, so I'm getting a kick, etc, etc....

The obligatory Utah Baby Namer: Link (new window)

All real. My favourite has to be VulvaMae.

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Aden, Caden, Brayden, Wayden, Mayden, Laden, Dayden, Bayden, Fayden, Gayden, Zayden, Layden, Hayden, Nayden, Jayden, Payden, Quayden, Tayden, Vayden, and Brittanye.


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Not. My. Fault.