What about the five pennies taped together. Kids still love that, right?

Or a nice, refreshing apple.

Just collect condiments from various fast food restaurants throughout the year & pass those out for Halloween.

/Arby's sauce goes great on Snickers.

I got a rock

/not an obscure rock, either

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I got a rock

/not an obscure rock, either

DAMN...beat me to it.

Good grief!

Switchblade knives are still popular with the kids, though.

How about both? I give trick-or-treaters candy bars (Hershey bar, Milky Way, Kit-Kat, small bags of M & M's, Snickers, etc.) and Halloween decorated pencils (from Dollar Tree).

You can tell this survey is from Seattle because none of those kids listed religious tracts at all...

I always wanted Chick Tracts.

Never really had a sweet tooth.

brap: I always wanted Chick Tracts.

Never really had a sweet tooth.

It's your fault Blackleaf is dead

What are you talking about. I love getting penis from couples for Halloween.

Are coupons for pencils ok?

I don't know. I wouldn't mind getting a pencil on Halloween, since I always seem to be running short on them. Also, I don't like candy.

When I was a lad, an old lady offered me candy or a comic book. She'd buy them from rummage sales throughout the year and them offer them on Halloween. I took the comic.

CSB

I give all the kids a coupon for a pencil.

^{/The coupons expired in 2009
//They're for a store that went out of business}

Give candy you self-righteous farkwits. Mother of god! Halloween, Xmas, and Easter are not the times to be preaching your beliefs about healthy food, "going green", or sustainable whatever. They are times for kids to get large amounts of high-sugar and hi-fructose corn syrup foods so they can be sick the next day.

Save your moralizing for New Years Eve.

Want better candy? Put a little bit more effort into your costumes.

ultraholland: I had a little girl come to the door with her parents last Halloween. I gave her some candy and in return she gave me Christian literature.

I bet she was dressed up as a sexy nun

ultraholland: I had a little girl come to the door with her parents last Halloween. I gave her some candy and in return she gave me Christian literature.

Odd one would do that on a totally pagan holiday....

Office supplies are out?

BeerBear: I remember getting toothbrushes or dental floss, hated getting those

There was a dentist in our neighborhood back when I was a child. He always passed out toothbrushes & little tubes of toothpaste. His was the only house in the neighborhood that was egged & TPed.

The funny thing is that his brother, a GP, lived next door to him and he passed out full size candy bars.

I don't mind getting coupons.

ArkAngel: brap: I always wanted Chick Tracts.

Never really had a sweet tooth.

It's your fault Blackleaf is dead

I thought it was the Jews, or Muslims, or the Pope . Or those filthy victims of child molestation incest (safe for work, but not safe for your stomach if you're human). They're the worst.

The kids in my neighborhood like these a whole bunch.

Gyrfalcon: Give candy you self-righteous farkwits. Mother of god! Halloween, Xmas, and Easter are not the times to be preaching your beliefs about healthy food, "going green", or sustainable whatever. They are times for kids to get large amounts of high-sugar and hi-fructose corn syrup foods so they can be sick the next day.

Remember being a kid, eating piles of candy, and not getting sick? I have no desire to eat candy now, even on Halloween. I must be getting old.