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(Talking Points Memo) Fail You'll never guess what's in the GOP's "Real American Jobs Act". Hint: It rhymes with "flax guts". And "reliminating benvironmental crandards"   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 201
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Makh [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:33:32 PM
And more dartisan perps.
 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:39:48 PM
And I certainly don't like the sound of those boncenctration bamps.
 
TwistedIvory [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:49:51 PM
Breath flannels?
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:51:58 PM
Why is it that bills coming out of Congress these days have titles that have no relationship whatsoever to their contents?
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:54:19 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Why is it that bills coming out of Congress these days have titles that have no relationship whatsoever to their contents?

Because the "Why Do You Hate America Act" still won't fly?
 
robmilmel [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:54:20 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Why is it that bills coming out of Congress these days have titles that have no relationship whatsoever to their contents?

Wait until the GOP reveals their latest:

THE SUPER AWESOME AMERICAN AMERICA PLAN!
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:54:29 PM
Holy shiat! It's been right in front of us all along!!!

We need to give even more money to the rich and massive corporations! How could we have been so blind?
 
TofuTheAlmighty
2011-10-13 02:54:31 PM
The bill's acronym is RAJA? Sounds awful furrin' to me.
 
Skleenar
2011-10-13 02:54:41 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Why is it that bills coming out of Congress these days have titles that have no relationship whatsoever to their contents?

I call bs. This bill is for exactly what it says: Jobs for Real Americans*



*Real Americans being those who make $500K a year or greater.
 
Nick Pigirone
2011-10-13 02:55:12 PM
A tax cut for the rich is a tax hike on everyone else.
 
Car_Ramrod
2011-10-13 02:55:15 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Why is it that bills coming out of Congress these days have titles that have no relationship whatsoever to their contents?

I'm more concerned with the petulant naming of the bill as "Real American Jobs Act". Republicans are such children.
 
namatad [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:55:47 PM
Jake Havechek: Holy shiat! It's been right in front of us all along!!!

We need to give even more money to the rich and massive corporations! How could we have been so blind?

LOL
how is this plan different from everything that the GOP has ever stood for?
bwahahahahahhahahahahaha

a better title would be the "this wont pass the senate so we can blame the dems plan"
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:55:54 PM
i631.photobucket.com
 
Car_Ramrod
2011-10-13 02:56:39 PM
TofuTheAlmighty: The bill's acronym is RAJA? Sounds awful furrin' to me.

img386.imageshack.us
 
wmoonfox
2011-10-13 02:56:53 PM
Well, of course. As the name implies, this bill would only create job opportunities for Real Americans (TM).
 
clusterfrak
2011-10-13 02:57:08 PM
meat0918: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Why is it that bills coming out of Congress these days have titles that have no relationship whatsoever to their contents?

Because the "Why Do You Hate America Act" still won't fly?

I thought that was fark the poor non wealthy till they bleed out their eyes? Oh my bad thats their healthcare plan.
 
fritton
2011-10-13 02:57:43 PM
I love that they use the title "Real American Jobs Act". It's a nice subtle allusion to Sarah Palins campaign contention that some Americans aren't "Real".

It's a jobs *COUGH*Taxgiveaway*cough* bill for the "real" Americans. Everybody else is out of luck.
 
Dusk-You-n-Me [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:58:26 PM
Regulations aren't killing jobs. Another made up problem by the GOP.

See also: marriage equality, abortion, sharia law, ground zero mosque, death panels, anchor babies...
 
Jim_Callahan
2011-10-13 02:58:56 PM
Eh, the fact that they're in there doesn't mean that's all that's in there. Apparently there's a budget balancing schedule of some kind and something to encourage expansion of domestic energy concerns as well.

Basically, I think I'm going to hold off deriding this until the bill actually comes out.
 
ShuyaNanahara
2011-10-13 02:59:16 PM
Crack sluts and repudiate Bryan Cranston?
 
Alphax
2011-10-13 03:00:18 PM
Why the hell are they so fond of poisons and toxins? And they need to share them with everyone.
 
Glicky
2011-10-13 03:00:36 PM
GOP: ♪
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-10-13 03:01:09 PM
I'm not worried, Obama is known as a hard-nosed negotiator.
 
don't understand
2011-10-13 03:01:37 PM
F*ck you, GOP. Really, just f*ck you.
 
wolvernova
2011-10-13 03:02:56 PM
Sounds about as dumb as the President's jobs plan. Both parties had a role in stuffing the stimulus with garbage that increased our debt and didn't create jobs. Now they want to double down on their respective stupidity. This must be what America deserves, two corrupt parties chock full of incompetence and FAIL.
 
Shaggy_C
2011-10-13 03:03:02 PM
Regulations keep unemployment at an artificially high level during the good times. During the bad times, the bigger driver of unemployment is lack of demand. Republicans are certainly a one-trick pony.
 
Hollie Maea
2011-10-13 03:03:21 PM
Jim_Callahan: Eh, the fact that they're in there doesn't mean that's all that's in there. Apparently there's a budget balancing schedule of some kind and something to encourage expansion of domestic energy concerns as well.

Basically, I think I'm going to hold off deriding this until the bill actually comes out.

"Balanced Budget Amendment LOL" and "Drill, Baby Drill" don't make this sack of shait any better.
 
clusterfrak
2011-10-13 03:04:26 PM
wolvernova: Sounds about as dumb as the President's jobs plan. Both parties had a role in stuffing the stimulus with garbage that increased our debt and didn't create jobs. Now they want to double down on their respective stupidity. This must be what America deserves, two corrupt parties chock full of incompetence and FAIL.

Derr Derr both sides bad no difrance derr.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 03:04:29 PM
And I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.
 
phenn
2011-10-13 03:07:10 PM
wolvernova: Sounds about as dumb as the President's jobs plan. Both parties had a role in stuffing the stimulus with garbage that increased our debt and didn't create jobs. Now they want to double down on their respective stupidity. This must be what America deserves, two corrupt parties chock full of incompetence and FAIL.

So much this.
 
Hung Like A Tic-Tac
2011-10-13 03:07:12 PM
i100.photobucket.com
 
sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 03:07:44 PM
What was it that Einstein said about insanity?
 
James F. Campbell
2011-10-13 03:09:20 PM
wolvernova: Sounds about as dumb as the President's jobs plan. Both parties had a role in stuffing the stimulus with garbage that increased our debt and didn't create jobs. Now they want to double down on their respective stupidity. This must be what America deserves, two corrupt parties chock full of incompetence and FAIL.

SO VOTE REPUBLICAN.
 
depmode98
2011-10-13 03:09:34 PM
Look, this recession has hit everyone hard... Stop focusing so much on poor people and think of the people making millions of dollars. they need tax cuts too... when you take away the millions that they make annual.. what are they left with? please... tax relief for the millionaires
 
clusterfrak
2011-10-13 03:10:19 PM
Jake Havechek: And I'm proud to be an AmericanReal American,
where at least I know I'm free.
And I wont forget think about the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand upsit down,
next to you someone like me and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

FTFY
 
boxiebrown [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 03:10:39 PM
Christ I'm tired of these assholes.
 
Jackson Herring [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 03:11:44 PM
Check out my new mashup album, Wax Cuts for the Healthy, in a record store near you next tuesday!
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 03:12:21 PM
We own the world
We own the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So give us more money
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and not me
 
Soup4Bonnie
2011-10-13 03:12:22 PM
Oh, the Senate has a jobs bill. And here I was thinking that the House had actually gotten around to proposing something job related, you know, like the campaigns they ran on promised.

Where are the jobs?
 
Dusk-You-n-Me [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 03:13:12 PM
wolvernova: Both parties had a role in stuffing the stimulus with garbage that increased our debt and didn't create jobs.

The stimulus wasn't perfect, but it certainly created jobs. And this one would too.
 
Sanic123
2011-10-13 03:13:19 PM
Got to love the republicans. Their counter to a bill that was in large part based off previous republican ideas is to go full on partisan. It is like they want to fuel Obama's campaign.
 
cubic_spleen
2011-10-13 03:14:17 PM
I invite every Republican in the country who wants to eliminate environmental regulations to please go to Gary, Indiana, find the worst mud puddle in the middle of the town, and drink deeply. If you aren't willing to do that, then you aren't serious about eliminating environmental regulations, you farking pussies.
 
watson.t.hamster
2011-10-13 03:14:26 PM
Focusing on regulations the hinder business, energy production, and maintaining our credit rating? Pure madness!

The only way out of this mess is to keep doing the exact same things we've been doing all along.
 
Goodfella
2011-10-13 03:14:42 PM
ShuyaNanahara: Crack sluts and repudiate Bryan Cranston?

Hey. He won.
 
Dusk-You-n-Me [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 03:15:24 PM
watson.t.hamster: Focusing on regulations the hinder business

Regulations aren't killing jobs.
 
Shaggy_C
2011-10-13 03:16:25 PM
wolvernova: oth parties had a role in stuffing the stimulus with garbage that increased our debt and didn't create jobs. Now they want to double down on their respective stupidity

No shiat. Stimulus? Oh, better cut taxes. Tax cuts about to expire? Oh, better cut taxes. Jobs bill? Oh, better cut taxes.

And that's Obama's position. Where the fark is our opposition party in all of this?
 
derpdeederp
2011-10-13 03:16:45 PM
Nick Pigirone 2011-10-13 02:55:12 PM

A tax cut for the rich is a tax hike on everyone else.

Huh?? Did you just make that up?
 
clusterfrak
2011-10-13 03:16:53 PM
watson.t.hamster: Focusing on regulations the hinder business, energy production, and maintaining our credit rating? Pure madness!

The only way out of this mess is to keep doing the exact same things we've been doing all along.

So you figure if we lower our standards to those of a third wold country we won't have to worry about jobs moving there because we will be the third world country. Great plan.
 
IlGreven
2011-10-13 03:17:14 PM
Skleenar: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Why is it that bills coming out of Congress these days have titles that have no relationship whatsoever to their contents?

I call bs. This bill is for exactly what it says: Jobs for Real Americans*



*Real Americans being those who make $500K2M a year or greater.

I hear on some news aggregator site that a half-million a year is practically poverty in some places.
 
Guidette Frankentits
2011-10-13 03:17:26 PM
cax tuts
 
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