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(Pajamas Media) Asinine Taking a break from divisive politics, Pajamas Media extends an olive branch to their ideologically opposite brethren with this heartwarming, contrite think piece titled "Why Left-Wing Artists Should Not All Be Put to Death"   (pajamasmedia.com) divider line 75
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2011-10-13 12:13:04 PM
And here I thought subby was kidding.
 
2011-10-13 12:16:21 PM
Weird, weird little people...
 
2011-10-13 12:24:10 PM
There really isn't much difference between these people and the lunatics who run Saudi Arabia, is there?
 
2011-10-13 01:04:00 PM
I have a feeling this is one of those "let's write something outrageous so people will be outraged and then we can be outraged at how outraged everybody is" gambits that the right-wing blogodome loves to employ.

It's a close cousin to the "let's write something racist so people will call us racist and then we can call them racists for calling us racists" gambit.
 
2011-10-13 02:12:45 PM
These are the people against Sharia Law? Really?
 
2011-10-13 03:12:43 PM
Lot of calls for the death of liberals lately...
 
2011-10-13 03:14:01 PM
Th' Homelan'ers series of suspense novels fo' yo'ng adults comes t'an ackshun-packed cornclushun in Th' Final Hour! Fry mah hide! Teenager Charlie Wess went t'sleep in his own bed one night only t'wake up in a to'ture chamber whar Islamo-fascist terro'ists were plannin' t'kill him, dawgone it. Evah on account o', he's been on th' run fum both th' terro'ists an' th' po-lice. Now he's trapped in a hellishly brutal prison-an' time is tickin' away toward an unimaginable disaster only he kin prevent.
 
2011-10-13 03:14:40 PM
Have the hills stopped screaming, Clarice?

He deserves to kill a few left-wing artists for the pure surreal humour points he scores with that.
 
2011-10-13 03:14:51 PM
SnakeLee: These are the people against Sharia Law? Really?

They don't want the brown people horning in on their pie.
 
2011-10-13 03:18:17 PM
*yawn*

Whatever. Allow the stupid people to have their silly little sites full of impotent and misplaced rage. Clicks need not be given, much like farks.
 
2011-10-13 03:18:39 PM
IlGreven: SnakeLee: These are the people against Sharia Law? Really?

They don't want the brown people horning in on their pie.


But they use brown people (illegal aliens) to make their pie.
 
2011-10-13 03:19:25 PM
Liberal artists should not be put to death because conservative artists, by and large, suck.
 
2011-10-13 03:19:44 PM
FTFC:

Klavan cites "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Bonnie & Clyde" as excellent films, but they are both vicious. The Stewart movie is better made, and for that reason is more vicious than is the latter, which is pure leftist propaganda that obviously glorifies criminals as "rebels" against the supposedly capitalist establishment (thus the lingering, slow-motion ambush of Bonnie and Clyde), at a time when FDR's socialist programs were being implemented and perpetuating the Depression. The Stewart movie, however, glorifies selflessness and the "community" and surrendering one's ambition to the needs of others, and ends with an eerie "bail-out" of George Bailey and the Bailey Savings & Loan, eerie because it presages the Obama-Democratic economic policy, with everyone "chipping in" to save George from financial ruin and being arrested for embezzlement.

Wow.
 
2011-10-13 03:19:48 PM
otoh, conservative 'humorists' continue to die ever-so agonizingly before our very eyes
 
2011-10-13 03:22:13 PM
I didn't see any glorification of criminals in Bonnie and Clyde. I saw a couple of sociopaths on a crime spree who get gunned down at the end.
 
2011-10-13 03:22:27 PM
stoli n coke: Liberal artists should not be put to death because conservative artists, by and large, suck.

Can we get some examples going? I'll start
www.toneparsons.com
 
2011-10-13 03:22:47 PM
Let me guess soulless Randroid conservatives are incapable of creating any music, literature, cinema worth half a shiat, so they need some lefties around so they have something to watch besides old men ranting and shiatty movies starring Kelsey Grammer?

I've always wondered what it must be like for conservatives to know that their favorite musicians, whose songs they've listened to during break-ups, and weddings, and used as the score for countless home movies of their kids, whose lyrics they've quoted and whose wisdom they've nodded agreement with driving home late at night... what's it gotta be like to know that... if those guys met you, they'd think you were a tool, and a complete farking idiot?
 
2011-10-13 03:24:22 PM
sigdiamond2000

glorifies selflessness and the "community"

vicious stuff
 
2011-10-13 03:24:51 PM
What about the snuff film the whole family can enjoy: "The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre" by Mel "Jews cause all the problems and wars in the world" Gibson?
 
2011-10-13 03:27:22 PM
This is the kind of "Art" Pajama's media apparently likes.

THE FINAL HOUR

The Homelanders series of suspense novels for young adults comes to an action-packed conclusion in The Final Hour! Teenager Charlie West went to sleep in his own bed one night only to wake up in a torture chamber where Islamo-fascist terrorists were planning to kill him. Ever since, he's been on the run from both the terrorists and the police. Now he's trapped in a hellishly brutal prison-and time is ticking away toward an unimaginable disaster only he can prevent.
 
2011-10-13 03:27:51 PM
Jake Havechek: I didn't see any glorification of criminals in Bonnie and Clyde. I saw a couple of sociopaths on a crime spree who get gunned down at the end.

Some people cannot distinguish between "protagonist" and "hero".
 
2011-10-13 03:28:45 PM
21-7-b: sigdiamond2000

glorifies selflessness and the "community"

vicious stuff


Seriously, doesn't anybody worry about a political dogma that thinks helping others is a vicious, bad thing?

*Note: These same idiots are perpetually playing the victim and mewling over the injustice of it all, but apparently getting help or helping others is anathema
.

/They also still call themselves Christians somehow.
 
2011-10-13 03:30:23 PM
sigdiamond2000: The Stewart movie, however, glorifies selflessness and the "community" and surrendering one's ambition to the needs of others, and ends with an eerie "bail-out" of George Bailey and the Bailey Savings & Loan, eerie because it presages the Obama-Democratic economic policy, with everyone "chipping in" to save George from financial ruin and being arrested for embezzlement.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-10-13 03:31:49 PM
I confused. Which part of the article is everyone so pissy about? Is it just the title? I'm pretty sure that was a joke, more aimed at the attitude of some conservatives rather than liberals. Maybe in poor taste, but conservatives don't exactly hold all the patents on poor taste.
 
2011-10-13 03:33:00 PM
Humor requires two things - empathy and skepticism of authority. Conservatives have neither.

And I have no idea what the title of that piece had to do with the content.
 
2011-10-13 03:33:48 PM
technicolor-misfit: I've always wondered what it must be like for conservatives to know that their favorite musicians, whose songs they've listened to during break-ups, and weddings, and used as the score for countless home movies of their kids, whose lyrics they've quoted and whose wisdom they've nodded agreement with driving home late at night... what's it gotta be like to know that... if those guys met you, they'd think you were a tool, and a complete farking idiot?

you wonder some stupid shiat, huh?
 
2011-10-13 03:34:23 PM
Conservative humor, see:

An American Carol
The Half Hour News Hour
 
2011-10-13 03:37:06 PM
sigdiamond2000: FTFC:

Klavan cites "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Bonnie & Clyde" as excellent films, but they are both vicious. The Stewart movie is better made, and for that reason is more vicious than is the latter, which is pure leftist propaganda that obviously glorifies criminals as "rebels" against the supposedly capitalist establishment (thus the lingering, slow-motion ambush of Bonnie and Clyde), at a time when FDR's socialist programs were being implemented and perpetuating the Depression. The Stewart movie, however, glorifies selflessness and the "community" and surrendering one's ambition to the needs of others, and ends with an eerie "bail-out" of George Bailey and the Bailey Savings & Loan, eerie because it presages the Obama-Democratic economic policy, with everyone "chipping in" to save George from financial ruin and being arrested for embezzlement.

Wow.


He...he knows "IAWL's" director Frank Capra was a life-long Republican, right? Like I'm sure he knows John Ford, the director who helped define John Wayne's career, was a dirty stinkin' liberal.
 
2011-10-13 03:37:49 PM
Dr. Mojo PhD: Jake Havechek: I didn't see any glorification of criminals in Bonnie and Clyde. I saw a couple of sociopaths on a crime spree who get gunned down at the end.

Some people cannot distinguish between "protagonist" and "hero".


Exactly.

You have to do some truly Olympian mental gymnastics or just be a complete f*cking moron to think that Bonnie & Clyde "glorifies" criminals.
 
2011-10-13 03:38:52 PM
sigdiamond2000: FTFC:

surrendering one's ambition to the needs of others


Commenter needs to have some kids and STFU.

/actually...don't
 
2011-10-13 03:40:40 PM
They'll probably let Chinese Americans live, too, so they can have nicely pressed dress shirts. See? These guys are thinking ahead!
 
2011-10-13 03:44:35 PM
Jake Havechek: I didn't see any glorification of criminals in Bonnie and Clyde. I saw a couple of sociopaths on a crime spree who get gunned down at the end.

Not just gunned down, but slaughtered with a level of brutality that was fairly shocking at the time (I'm talking about the film, not the actual Bonnie and Clyde). I'm sorry, but Conservatives are retards. Yes, I'm painting with a very broad brush, yet every day a story or two or three like this one proves that my brush paints accurately..
 
2011-10-13 03:45:42 PM
Because there'd be no one left to write songs for the fascist campaigners to use without permission?
 
2011-10-13 03:45:50 PM
Onward christian soldiers, murdering people on the other side of the world for whatever reason, every time a crazy republican gets to become president.


/Oh sorry about that, as I forgot to mention south of the United States border and all those people being killed in the drug war to end all drugs that are not pharmaceuticals, that Rush 'lardass' Limbaugh can get and abuse for all eternity.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-10-13 03:49:30 PM
lincoln65: stoli n coke: Liberal artists should not be put to death because conservative artists, by and large, suck.

Can we get some examples going? I'll start
[www.toneparsons.com image 275x206]


Erm...

blueherald.com
 
2011-10-13 03:52:35 PM
The Why Not Guy: Jake Havechek: I didn't see any glorification of criminals in Bonnie and Clyde. I saw a couple of sociopaths on a crime spree who get gunned down at the end.

Not just gunned down, but slaughtered with a level of brutality that was fairly shocking at the time (I'm talking about the film, not the actual Bonnie and Clyde). I'm sorry, but Conservatives are retards. Yes, I'm painting with a very broad brush, yet every day a story or two or three like this one proves that my brush paints accurately..


Hell yeah, if there ever was a movie that stated "crime does not pay", that movie is Bonnie and Clyde.
 
2011-10-13 03:54:39 PM
Republicans prefer family films; Democrats like edge. From hundreds of Oscar winners and classics, Republicans were far more likely to name as favorites The Sound of Music and It's a Wonderful Life; Democrats favored Bonnie and Clyde and The Silence of the Lambs. Among recent films, Republicans were likelier to choose Soul Surfer and Secretariat. Democrats? The Social Network, Bad Teacher, and Easy A.

Um, I'm pretty sure Republicans trending toward movies that are old as hell and Democrats going for stuff from slightly later has more to do with the different average ages of the two groups than actual political leanings. I mean, everyone's seen It's a Wonderful Life and Sound of Music and most people even like them, but only one political party is populated almost exclusively by people that were alive and watching movies when they were actually culturally relevant.

As for the "recent" movies, I guess the two sides can come together over their shared taste in really shiatty, half-assed pandering cinema.

//Well, OK, the Social Network did take a brief break from being a third-rate Citizen Kane adaptation to have Justin Timberlake appear out of nowhere and chew the scenery up and spit it out for half an hour, that was worth my eight bucks.
 
2011-10-13 03:55:24 PM
Dr. Mojo PhD: Jake Havechek: I didn't see any glorification of criminals in Bonnie and Clyde. I saw a couple of sociopaths on a crime spree who get gunned down at the end.

Some people cannot distinguish between "protagonist" and "hero".


What about Hiro Protagonist?
 
2011-10-13 03:57:59 PM
21-7-b: otoh, conservative 'humorists' continue to die ever-so agonizingly before our very eyes

chuckle
 
2011-10-13 03:58:58 PM
N. A. Coffey:

Erm...

[blueherald.com image 320x261]


Hey, now. Ronnie was never an A-lister, but his movies were entertaining and watchable. Being unpretentious and being willing to take whatever job will pay you isn't the same thing as sucking, just look at Bruce Campbell.
 
2011-10-13 03:59:42 PM
I'm a generally right wing guy (in the old school Republican-Libertarian sense), but I like getting information from different sources, with different worldviews. I'm a huge fan of NPR and the first website I check every day is the Drudge Report. I'm also a huge fan of podcasts, and have a litany of NPR podcasts I listen to each week. IMHO NPR has a slight leftwards bias.... but is overwhelmingly professional, and the best news service in the United States. Love NPR.

I tried a "Pajamas Media" podcast or two, hoping to get some right-wing perspective mixed into my weekly listening. It... was... horrible. It was somewhere between partisan water carrying and sheer unadulterated idiocy, sprinkled with a light dusting of thinly veiled bigotry. I choked down a few episodes, and pretty quickly I just couldn't do it anymore and deleted that moronic garbage from my list.

Does anyone know of any podcasts from a right-ish slant that are actually any good and won't make me hate myself for giving them the download?
 
2011-10-13 04:01:11 PM
FTA: "Republicans prefer family films; Democrats like edge."

Translation: conservatives like idiotic, conformist crap of the Hayes Office era, where as Liberals like stuff that is fun and thoughtful.
 
2011-10-13 04:01:15 PM
Mrs. Geline: I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
 
2011-10-13 04:01:58 PM
skullkrusher: technicolor-misfit: I've always wondered what it must be like for conservatives to know that their favorite musicians, whose songs they've listened to during break-ups, and weddings, and used as the score for countless home movies of their kids, whose lyrics they've quoted and whose wisdom they've nodded agreement with driving home late at night... what's it gotta be like to know that... if those guys met you, they'd think you were a tool, and a complete farking idiot?

you wonder some stupid shiat, huh?



Apparently it stings.
 
2011-10-13 04:03:28 PM
technicolor-misfit: skullkrusher: technicolor-misfit: I've always wondered what it must be like for conservatives to know that their favorite musicians, whose songs they've listened to during break-ups, and weddings, and used as the score for countless home movies of their kids, whose lyrics they've quoted and whose wisdom they've nodded agreement with driving home late at night... what's it gotta be like to know that... if those guys met you, they'd think you were a tool, and a complete farking idiot?

you wonder some stupid shiat, huh?


Apparently it stings.


not particularly. Do you sit back and think on how much you loved Commando back in the day and wonder what Arnold would say about your politics? Of course not, that would be farking stupid.
 
2011-10-13 04:04:38 PM
21-7-b: sigdiamond2000

glorifies selflessness and the "community"

vicious stuff


That is why Randians scare me.
 
2011-10-13 04:11:32 PM
Aarontology: There really isn't much difference between these people and the lunatics who run Saudi Arabia, is there?

Christ man Im starting to look to the Saudi's to set an example of self control and peace.


Conservatives have gone full retard.
 
2011-10-13 04:19:31 PM
As an artist and someone who is often called "left wing" or "liberal" (I consider myself a moderate), I would just like to say that I wish these folks a long life...

... a long life filled with all the fear, hate, and impotent rage their miserable lives are already filled with.
 
2011-10-13 04:22:29 PM
LarryDan43:

What about Hiro Protagonist?


I hadn't read the book in a while, so I looked up some quotes for fun. Who knew I'd find one about Pajamas Media?

"All these beefy Caucasians with guns. Get enough of them together,looking for the America they always believed they'd grow up in, and they glom together like overcooked rice, form integral, starchy little units."
 
2011-10-13 04:23:18 PM
left-wing artists

That implies that there are (pajamasmedia-style) right-wing artists.
Of any kind.
In any medium.
 
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