If I had tried that shait, my ass would have been detained for a week and a half. And I would have missed my flight.

If I had been on the plane wiith her I would have been thrown off because I would have smacked the shait out of her.

either way I would have lost.

rich, entitled, whi...oops sorry.

Is there even a federal law stating that you have to use the seatbelt on a plane? Anyway, since there isn't really a passenger's bill of rights, you basically are at the whim of the flight crew/airline company.

Whitney "overreacted a little bit after missing an earlier flight but she's still 100% sober and was on the way to Detroit for her first day of shooting a new movie."

Liar's Tip: you just gave it away.

I'd be crazy, too, if I found out I was going to Detroit.

/WTF, Tigers?
//C'mon Verlander, give us *some* hope

Rose McGowan Loveslave: If I had tried that shait, my ass would have been detained for a week and a half. And I would have missed my flight.

If I had been on the plane wiith her I would have been thrown off because I would have smacked the shait out of her.

either way I would have lost.

rich, entitled, whi...oops sorry.

Glad im not the only one who thought this.

/prob worth it through.

HeadKase: As crazy as she is she must be farking awesome in the sack.

To quote Christopher Titus' dad, "son, anybody can have a "relationship", but when you're in the sack with someone who is so crazy that if you're not wearing your Kevlar you might not wake up in the morning, well that's exciting."

Mugato: They should have tasered her and sent her to Gitmo. Not because of her antics on the plane but because of that farking "I believe that children are our future" song.

There was a beautiful rendition of that song in "Say Anything". It will live on forever.

Whitney Whoston?

She's been out of the limelight for several years now. She should probably stay there.

I've got $50 that says the phrase "Do you know who I am?!" was heard at least twice.

She hasent OD yet?

She's doing the first movie she's been in for 15 years, a remake of the movie Sparkle. She plays Effie, the mother of one of the girls who was a humble house maid for rich white folks. It appears that she is not a method actor.

White people problems.

HeadKase: As crazy as she is she must be farking awesome in the sack.

Everybody always says that, but the one time I was hitting crazy*, she was like a dead fish in bed. Either she was taking her diazepam right before bed time, or I'm the one unlucky SOB who put up with all the crazy and got none of the upside.

*Crazy hot-looking, too. When we walked into a bar together, other guys would stare at me trying to figure out what the hell she was doing with me, and probably rating their chances pretty highly. CSB.

"Strait." It doesn't straighten a person, it straitens (confines) a person.

czetie: HeadKase: As crazy as she is she must be farking awesome in the sack.

Everybody always says that, but the one time I was hitting crazy*, she was like a dead fish in bed. Either she was taking her diazepam right before bed time, or I'm the one unlucky SOB who put up with all the crazy and got none of the upside.

*Crazy hot-looking, too. When we walked into a bar together, other guys would stare at me trying to figure out what the hell she was doing with me, and probably rating their chances pretty highly. CSB.


Word up. I've been with a few crazy chicks and some were great, some were terrible. It's really hard to tell in advance who is going to be good in bed. Intelligence helps, but really I don't think there's any one factor which will give it away.

PsyLord: Is there even a federal law stating that you have to use the seatbelt on a plane? Anyway, since there isn't really a passenger's bill of rights, you basically are at the whim of the flight crew/airline company.

You do have to comply to crew commands, and not buckling your belt represents a risk not only to yourself, but to everyone nearby as well. During a crash any heavy, unsecured object (such as a has-been diva) becomes a missile that will clobber the shiat out of anyone it hits. So it's a complete reasonable demand from the crew.

Same reason why you shouldn't drive with people who refuse to buckle up.

Fish in a Barrel: PsyLord: Is there even a federal law stating that you have to use the seatbelt on a plane? Anyway, since there isn't really a passenger's bill of rights, you basically are at the whim of the flight crew/airline company.

You do have to comply to crew commands, and not buckling your belt represents a risk not only to yourself, but to everyone nearby as well. During a crash any heavy, unsecured object (such as a has-been diva) becomes a missile that will clobber the shiat out of anyone it hits. So it's a complete reasonable demand from the crew.

Same reason why you shouldn't drive with people who refuse to buckle up.


And on top of that, even if they just hit some strong turbulence she could be seriously injured after being thrown from her seat, and could also injure the people around her.

She's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too

PsyLord: Is there even a federal law stating that you have to use the seatbelt on a plane? Anyway, since there isn't really a passenger's bill of rights, you basically are at the whim of the flight crew/airline company.

Oh, you're one of those


Do we have a name for these "Nobody can tell me what to do!" types? I mean, besides entitled douchebags?

mongbiohazard: White Rich people problems.

FTFY

And now from the "Biatches be crazy" file....

Refused to buckle her seatbelt? Then she lets one of the attendents do it for her? Are her arms broken?

Soup4Bonnie: I've got $50 that says the phrase "Do you know who I am?!" was heard at least twice.

Oh, you know it!

FrancoFile: mongbiohazard: White Rich people problems.

FTFY


I was kind of tangentially alluding to that with my sarcasm.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: PsyLord: Is there even a federal law stating that you have to use the seatbelt on a plane? Anyway, since there isn't really a passenger's bill of rights, you basically are at the whim of the flight crew/airline company.

Oh, you're one of those


Do we have a name for these "Nobody can tell me what to do!" types? I mean, besides entitled douchebags?

I seem to recall hearing a few hundred times that federal law requires passengers to obey all safety signs and crew instructions.

Say what you will, she did a great rendition of the national anthem.

Oh hell to the no! Kiss myass! BOBBY!

Whitney was just trying to check her luggage for the receipts for the crack she bought.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: PsyLord: Is there even a federal law stating that you have to use the seatbelt on a plane? Anyway, since there isn't really a passenger's bill of rights, you basically are at the whim of the flight crew/airline company.

Oh, you're one of those


Do we have a name for these "Nobody can tell me what to do!" types? I mean, besides entitled douchebags?

One of those? Nope, I always wear my seat belt.

mongbiohazard: FrancoFile: mongbiohazard: White Rich people problems.

FTFY


I was kind of tangentially alluding to that with my sarcasm.

I was trying to figure out a way to put in "high yellow" or "oreo" that wouldn't make me sound racist. So I went with the easy way out.

Take her to Thunderdome!

/Two men enter.
//One man leaves.

Pincy: Whitney Whoston?
She's been out of the limelight for several years now. She should probably stay there.

She was trying to get back in the biz--a lot of people were backing her--but turns out she's either still on drugs or has just killed too many brain cells. She farked up a couple of concerts where she was supposed to be making her amazing "comeback."

mongbiohazard: Word up. I've been with a few crazy chicks and some were great, some were terrible. It's really hard to tell in advance who is going to be good in bed. Intelligence helps, but really I don't think there's any one factor which will give it away.

Hell yes. Smart is sexy, no two ways about it.

PsyLord: Is there even a federal law stating that you have to use the seatbelt on a plane?

I am so glad you asked that question.

In fact there is. Federal Aviation Regulation part 121.317(f).

Each passenger required by §121.311(b) to occupy a seat or berth shall fasten his or her safety belt about him or her and keep it fastened while the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign is lighted.

/as odd as it seems, I was reading through this stuff recently

I'm glad they specified Whitney Houston the crazy diva. Because I was thinking they might have meant Whitney Houston the bank teller, Whitney Houston the associate professor, or Whitney's on Houston St. in NYC.

CSB time for me. Several years ago, my company brought some reps in from around the US for our annual weekend drunkfest at the Ritz on Lake Oconee, about an hour east of Atlanta. On Saturday night, one of the reps turned in early, but several other NYC guys were not having that and went to pound on his door to get his ass back out to party. After several minutes of pounding, the door to the adjacent room whipped open and a coked out Whitney started screaming: "SHUT THE F*** UP AND STOP POUNDING ON THAT DOOR!" The extremely gay group manager of the New York office creamed his pants... "Oh MY GOD.... YOU'RE Whitney Houston! I LOOOOVE you!" Her response "SHUT UP and fark OFF!" The guy couldn't stop telling that story during breakfast the next day.

HeadKase: As crazy as she is she must be farking awesome in the sack.

You never stick your dick in crazy! son.