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(Celebslam) Interesting Vanessa Hudgens gained 15 pounds after Zac Efron dumped her. Subby would still not kick her out of bed for eating crackers, or potato chips, or whatever it is she eats in bed now   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 54
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Glenford
2011-10-13 12:03:45 PM
What if Crackers is your dog?
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:04:24 PM
also? she stopped being a 19-year-old and is now a woman.

images.cheezburger.com
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:06:37 PM
As long as I have a face, she has a place to sit.
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:11:06 PM
Isn't this the same one that punked out and chunked out for some movie role?
 
shoegaze99
2011-10-13 12:13:30 PM
Is that picture supposed to be an example of porking up?

Because if so, hot damn did "porking up" make her legs look nice. And she already had good legs.
 
Incog_Neeto
2011-10-13 12:13:36 PM
She's hideous and nobody should ever sleep with her. I will however as a form a charity invite her to my bedroom.
 
IrateShadow
2011-10-13 12:13:49 PM
I would prefer it be gummi bears. I would also be able to eat some, and they do not leave crumbs.
 
theflatline [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:14:17 PM
looks good to me, although she cas caught the white trash/people of walmart fashion sense from someone.
 
chewielouie
2011-10-13 12:15:27 PM
www.twopotscreamer.com
 
FrancoFile
2011-10-13 12:15:42 PM
So she's now a normal-weight Sleestak instead of an anorexic Sleestak?
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:18:13 PM
I thought she gained the weight for a movie role, the same role that required she cut off her hair?
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:18:15 PM
wow, she's comically short. with heals she can't see over the car behind her. but, uh, whatever poundage she has gained is not a big deal.
 
apeiron242
2011-10-13 12:20:32 PM
She looks great. Lovin' those thighs.
 
cig-mkr [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:20:54 PM
I'd still hump her leg like the dog I am.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:23:41 PM
VANESSA PUDGENS.
 
mistrmind
2011-10-13 12:24:15 PM
I would kick her out of the bed for farting though.
 
kvinesknows
2011-10-13 12:27:56 PM
IrateShadow: I would prefer it be gummi bears. I would also be able to eat some, and they do not leave crumbs.

yeah, but when one gets embedded in the hairs between your asscheeks for 3 days and gets all dried up... you try pulling that off.
 
master_dman
2011-10-13 12:29:06 PM
Hmm.

She looks great.

Was she anorexic sickly model thin to begin with?

I'm sure most are eluding to the fact that she is just a fat freak of obese nature because of the extra 15 lbs..

I'd like to see what your current wife/gf looks like (Or even you, you fat farking tub of lard)

When did stick thin and sickly get to be so popular?
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:31:58 PM
top10buzz: silly

Link

www.gifbin.com

SPAMMMER!!!!!!1!
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:32:41 PM
master_dman: Was she anorexic sickly model thin to begin with?

No. She wasn't anorexic. She was a young teenage girl.

She was healthy before. And she is healthy now.

See, sometimes bodies change as we get older...
 
Eternal Virgin
2011-10-13 12:35:40 PM
And yet she's still weights less than half of what your average woman does.

Seriously, there are fat women EVERYWHERE! Most guys are skinny, it's the women that are fat. In fact, I think I'm starting to wish I was gay.

PS: Vanessa Hudgens doesn't do it for me, she's no Jessica Alba.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:41:25 PM
Sarcastica75: master_dman: Was she anorexic sickly model thin to begin with?

No. She wasn't anorexic. She was a young teenage girl.

She was healthy before. And she is healthy now.

See, sometimes bodies change as we get older...

And when you exercise, body mass becomes dense so you can be "thin" and still blow the BMI off the chart.

/speaking of blow, I'll be in my bunk
 
shoegaze99
2011-10-13 12:46:17 PM
master_dman: I'm sure most are eluding to the fact that she is just a fat freak of obese nature because of the extra 15 lbs..

I'd like to see what your current wife/gf looks like (Or even you, you fat farking tub of lard)

Who are you talking about? Absolutely every person in this thread has said she looks great and/or they would like to hump her leg. Everyone.

Everyone.

So who exactly are you scolding?
 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:46:29 PM
I'm sorry, but those pictures with the article were not helpful to me in evaluating Miss Hudgens' current svelteness. She should take another series of nudes and put them on the Intartubes like she did before. THEN I can make a meaningful evaluation.
 
Desquamation
2011-10-13 12:48:58 PM
SnakeMan: top10buzz: silly

Link

[www.gifbin.com image 240x232]

SPAMMMER!!!!!!1!

That is... farking creepy.
 
bruce4bruce
2011-10-13 12:52:39 PM
after a hard night of drinking I have been surprised to find better looking ladies then her in my bed ... i also have woken up with women that made me continue drinking ...

/to the gym in 26 min
 
groppet
2011-10-13 01:02:16 PM
Id pork that porker and feel no shame.
 
xant
2011-10-13 01:03:38 PM
bruce4bruce: after a hard night of drinking I have been surprised to find better looking ladies then her in my bed ... i also have woken up with women that made me continue drinking ...

/to the gym in 26 min

OK, sure, "ladies". Did you think we wouldn't notice your handle?

/it gets better, man.
 
Boxcutta
2011-10-13 01:12:05 PM
What's her excuse for cracking up the back of her S5? Poor car.
 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime
2011-10-13 01:14:13 PM
SnakeMan: top10buzz: silly

Link

[www.gifbin.com image 240x232]

SPAMMMER!!!!!!1!

please take your nightmare gif out of my brain before it haunts my dreams
 
boyvoyeur
2011-10-13 01:29:27 PM
img502.imageshack.us

Her shoes remind me of this.

I miss Michael and Vance.
 
El Morro
2011-10-13 01:34:51 PM
She looks FANTASTIC. Whoever wrote that article needs a punch in the mouth.
 
Zoomaster
2011-10-13 01:37:22 PM
She will need to lose at least 30 pounds if she ever wants to work in Hollywood again.
 
monoski
2011-10-13 01:39:05 PM
Might throw her out of bed but that would just be to fark her on the floor
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-10-13 01:51:30 PM
img833.imageshack.us
img440.imageshack.us
 
engine
2011-10-13 01:58:05 PM
I live in PHX...she's entirely average....
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-10-13 02:15:33 PM
cdn.teenstarsworld.com
 
ambercat
2011-10-13 02:56:55 PM
She gained 15 pounds of awesome, submitter means. Her stomach is still flat, her tits look bigger and her legs look amazing. The only thing wrong with them is that stupid shorts/skirt whatever the fark thing with the pockets hanging out and the mysterious crotch bulge. Seriously if you can't find anything better to wear Vanessa, just walk around your in underpants. We'll understand.
 
PDXBishop
2011-10-13 02:59:17 PM
Wellon Dowd: [cdn.teenstarsworld.com image 640x428]

I wouldn't mind making a wet spot in her shorts, ifyaknowwhatimean.
 
mongbiohazard
2011-10-13 03:19:26 PM
That's her with 15 extra lbs eh? She can gain another 15 lbs and I'll still knock an elderly person down a flight of stairs to get to her.
 
geo9270
2011-10-13 03:36:00 PM
boyvoyeur: [img502.imageshack.us image 480x746]

Her shoes remind me of this.

I miss Michael and Vance.

Shoes? Oh! She is wearing shoes, didn't really notice.
 
mikalmd
2011-10-13 03:39:56 PM
Subby have something against rug burns?...More room on the floor...And I have queen size bed...
 
mark.jms
2011-10-13 03:47:03 PM
Sarcastica75: VANESSA PUDGENS.

Goddammit. *shakes tiny fist*

/fark it, I'm doing it anyway
//more like Vanessa Pudgens, amirite?
 
Riotboy
2011-10-13 03:56:36 PM
Ghey!

/Zac Efron, that is
 
gaspode
2011-10-13 04:48:32 PM
Yeah what a bushpig. farking retards.
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 07:18:28 PM
Words all fail the magic prize
Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs
 
The_Time_Master
2011-10-13 07:34:46 PM
I hope she's still hairy and don't shave.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 09:02:52 PM
mark.jms: Sarcastica75: VANESSA PUDGENS.

Goddammit. *shakes tiny fist*

/fark it, I'm doing it anyway
//more like Vanessa Pudgens, amirite?

:D
 
CigaretteSmokingMan
2011-10-13 09:59:19 PM
That's what fat looks like? I don't think so.
 
Tumunga
2011-10-14 03:38:24 AM
Sarcastica75: also? she stopped being a 19-year-old and is now a woman.

[images.cheezburger.com image 385x506]

If she's done cookingl she could show something
 
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