....then, romance really ISN'T dead? I was misinformed.

They are funny during the fall mating season. Playing grabass running up and down the tree in spirals is very funny.

She went with her dad because no other man could put up with her crazy.

Grapple: It's all fun until they chew the wiring in your cars... Frickin' tree rats.

My dog does love to chase after them though. Weeee.....

I like to eat every day. Not just on my birthday.

my neighborhood has both rats and squirrels. I only shoot the squirrels, damn varmints chewed off all my christmas lights!

Huh, Olney in the news. Who'd have thunk it.

/got nothing, used to live there and have a white squirrel christmas ornament to show for it.

Could be worse, could have driven all that way to see the Popeye statue in Chester, or the root beer saloon in Alto Pass.

/17th Street totally worth the drive

It's no weasel stomping day...

One time a squirrel chewed straight through my coaxial cable on the pole outside my house. THEY ALL MUST DIE.

Actually, it's technically White Squirrel counting day but they try to count all the squirrels to see if there is a change in ratio of grey to white. Olney has the only white squirrel population that runs wild, but they die easy, have poor eyesight and the greys keep mating with them which is slowly reducing the population....Lived in Olney back in the eighties when it was a booming oil town...now pretty much a ghost town full of old people.



And striking fear in Olneys criminals:

My birthday happens to fall on Weasel Stomping Day.

And I couldn't be happier.

My birthday is on Monday and I plan on spending it camping out on the mountain, swigging whisky and may very well end up shooting (at) squirrels. So, I'm getting a kick...

This squirrels repeating.

Well, at least its not Weasel Stomping Day!