Would have to say 3 or 12 is the worst. But lot of contenders for that title.

I'd pay for #2.

SurfaceTension: cretinbob: It's all downhill after #1, and I mean a 100% grade

Yeah, no kidding. That first one had me thinking they had some hot, classy women...and then it's like Oh...Ohhh..ohhhhhhh..oh?!?...ugh!

Really, number 1? I dunno, she has a freaking man-chin and man-nose. Definitely a bagger.

Number 2 is is the best of the bunch, and it certainly crashes straight to the bottom of the barrel afterwards.

There was one that was kind of cute, I think 2? At least she didn't look diseased.

cretinbob: It's all downhill after #1, and I mean a 100% grade

What, did you guys skip #2? She's not to bad at all.

cretinbob: It's all downhill after #1, and I mean a 100% grade


Huh? #2 looks as good or better than #1. After that, it's the express bus to muttville.

FTA: The women charged between $30 and $100 for sex....

Can you guess which ones charged the $30, and who charged $100?

Holy hell.

The original article said that some of these *ladies* were nekid and performing sex acts in the open in the main hall.

How the HELL could you possibly drink your beer and have a good time when this beast was naked and squirting her AIDS-juice all over the place in view of everyone?

Some of those hookers are so ugly they look like guys.

Rickj: Can you guess which ones charged the $30, and who charged $100?

#2 looks like the kind of girl one would spend $100 to take on a date. And still not get laid.

#2 and that is it.

One looks like a meth tweeker.

I'd let #2 give me a mummer

....I see meth people....

Some of those would make nice couples.

I've always hated the Mummers, so this is a kick for me.

Leeds: How the HELL could you possibly drink your beer and have a good time when this beast was naked and squirting her AIDS-juice all over the place in view of everyone?

/laughing/ These are not drink your beer and have a good time parties. These are drink a bottle of whiskey, puke in the river, fark a hooker in public, etc...

Leeds: Holy hell.

The original article said that some of these *ladies* were nekid and performing sex acts in the open in the main hall.

How the HELL could you possibly drink your beer and have a good time when this beast was naked and squirting her AIDS-juice all over the place in view of everyone?

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"Squirting AIDS Juice"

The mental picture of that is what I don't even.

Life's a bummer
When you're a Mummer
Life's a drag

Just to avoid confusion, #2 used to be #1. Then they switched it around.
We're talking about the cute brunette, Alexis Simon. Her and that's it.
Everyone wants a hooker, but only on her first day...

Also, I would just like to say that this is my first approved link. I'd almost given up hope.

Did they just keep looping this song while everyone was having sex?

... Is the headline a reference to "The Mummer's Dance" by Loreena McKennitt? I don't get it.

Only a Mummer's farce

i think that's the song subby was going for. Recognized the reference immediately.


/Love me some Loreena

Last guy looks like Tim Allen after a bender

cretinbob: It's all downhill after #1, and I mean a 100% grade

• Prostitution can raise women's self-esteem. -->

/what other consensual activities between two adults can we outlaw to make more money federal debt to the international bankers, who will soon own the entire world?
//look at them, they certainly needed to boost their self esteems, wouldn't you say?
///dnrtfa

how many jobs would be created overnight if we legalized prostitution?

/dumb mummers getting some hummers, busted. bummer.

Adriana Arena
Barbara Gogos
Regina Mahoney

lol

$30 to $100? Do they pay you? Do they come with a bag on their head?

Golden Slippers?

On Tuesday night, the festivities came to an abrupt end when police officers swarmed the two-story building near Second Street and Snyder Avenue. About 50 men and 20 women were inside.

I guess there were a LOT of MMMMMMFF going on!

/you can't tell me those specimens deserve to get minimum wage

Braindeath: Leeds: How the HELL could you possibly drink your beer and have a good time when this beast was naked and squirting her AIDS-juice all over the place in view of everyone?

/laughing/ These are not drink your beer and have a good time parties. These are drink a bottle of whiskey, puke in the river, fark a hooker in public, etc...

I suppose you're right. About 4 months ago a low-level bookie I know threw himself a birthday party. It was a golf outing, followed by a private party back at a local bar. The fliers said that the party would have booze and "wonderful looking human beings."

After the golf event when the time came for the party, 6 of the most hideous hookers showed up as the sexertainment. To make matters worse, they took turns taking guys to the bar's basement, (dirt floor and all) and did their business down there in the dirt/mud.

The whole experience was horrifying [whoreifying?]. But looking back upon it, the only reason it was so terrible was that it was billed as having "beautiful looking human beings" but the hookers who showed up were f'ing tragic in their ugliness.



// End CSB.

/// And sorry for all the redactions in the flyer.

XplodedSynapses: i think that's the song subby was going for. Recognized the reference immediately.


/Love me some Loreena

Nope not even close. Never listened to her in my life.
It's a parody of what Mummers say on New Years Eve, going from house to house collecting drinks. It goes back to early swedish tradition in the area:

"Early Swedish Mummers appointed a "speech director", who performed a special dance with a traditional rhyme - which has survived to modern times relatively unchanged:

"Here we stand at your door,
Like we stood the year before;
Give us whiskey; give us gin,
Open up and let us in!"

I should specify - Mummers.... In Philadelphia.

edip1976: I should specify - Mummers.... In Philadelphia.

Are there mummers outside of Philadelphia?

Perhaps in Illinois?

I hate Illinois mummers.

No boy hookers? What a gyp.

Of course - the Johns mostly go free. I guess it's tough to arrest the folks who make political contributions.

edip1976: XplodedSynapses: i think that's the song subby was going for. Recognized the reference immediately.


/Love me some Loreena

Nope not even close. Never listened to her in my life.
It's a parody of what Mummers say on New Years Eve, going from house to house collecting drinks. It goes back to early swedish tradition in the area:

"Early Swedish Mummers appointed a "speech director", who performed a special dance with a traditional rhyme - which has survived to modern times relatively unchanged:

"Here we stand at your door,
Like we stood the year before;
Give us whiskey; give us gin,
Open up and let us in!"


Aha. Nice.
Thanks for the clarification.

/Learn something new every day.

I saw this on the news last night...that #2 has legs up to her farking neck

OK, what's wrong with this one? By process of elimination, I'm down to "She used to be a dude?".

I think I was more horrified after looking up what the hell mummers were than seeing the prostitute pictures.

WOW! My grandmother was right. Some people would Fark a snake if you held it straight!

Kinda like freshman year in high school