-Hi guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and were looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition.

-You are in luck! Theres a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.

And?

Half my family came from Rhodesia and some still live in what is now Zimbabwe, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline.

/unprotected sex is a bad idea anywhere, but unprotected sex in Africa? I hope they'd have to drug you.
//or you're probably the one who has AIDS already

Karma Curmudgeon: -Hi guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and were looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition.

-You are in luck! Theres a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.

Do you realize what you've done???

That kind of stuff would never happen in Upper Gweru.

The same guy got picked up hitchhiking on that stretch of road on Monday, Tuesday, again on Thursday then again on Sunday. When will he ever learn?

bhcompy: Karma Curmudgeon: -Hi guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and were looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition.

-You are in luck! Theres a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.

Do you realize what you've done???

You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back that way.

Free love on the Freelove Highway!

I think it had more to do with the type of sex they had in mind visa vi the droogs.

Fark hitchhiking party in Lower Gweru?

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bwilson27: And?

Nothing wrong with rape at gunpoint?

Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy.

They were divorced! They hung out at nightclubs! They had sex!

Yeah, this doesn't sound like made up bullshiat or anything. So the Italians have American college girl satanic sex orgy killers and Zimbabwe has divorced women having sex who should be at home and married rapists.

Meanwhile we have a constant fear of pedophiles. Come on, America! Get a better societal deviance narrative. How about something like you better be in bed by midnight or Brian Peppers will pee on you?

I hope this becomes a growing trend here in the US, preferably sorority house initiation.

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/Utto nye usabia atoonyoba?

"Name and address NOT withheld..."



/personal Hicks trifecta in play

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Tatooine is in a binary system...

Remember folks, where talking Africa here. This is as likely to be actually happening as reported as all the weiner thefts.

I think those women got the wrong message from those Take Back The Night protests.

I need to start hitchhiking!

Anyone want to drug and rape me?

/please

kcfarker: The same guy got picked up hitchhiking on that stretch of road on Monday, Tuesday, again on Thursday then again on Sunday. When will he ever learn?

What a backassed piece of shiat continent.

I could go on and on about why Africa should be nuked from orbit.

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How's that still rolling? I thought storm troopers were more precise.

7wolf: unprotected sex is a bad idea anywhere, but unprotected sex in Africa?

You missed the bit about 33 used condoms.

master_dman: What a backassed piece of shiat continent.

I could go troll on and on about why Africa should be nuked from orbit.

ftfy

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Tatooine is in a binary system...

The shadows would still match. There'd just be two of them.

Perhaps it was the same guy 33 times, slacker.

Sorry to say, this is really happening. Many prostitutes are saving the sperm-filled condoms to sell to so-called witch doctors. The sperm is valued for spells and snake-oil medicines.

And yeah... in AIDS-ridden Africa, a smart man would need to be drugged. But then, even the paying johns are drugged so they don't realize the women are keeping the used condom.

It's a strange, sad world.

Drugged, at gun point, unprotected and with a hyena poised to rip my nuts off is about what it would take.




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But still worthy of a "nods approvingly"

/nods approvingly

Harry Mohammed Misi told Zimbabwe's Nehanda Radio: 'We are shocked with what is happening in our society where men are now being sexually-abused by women. It seems now that tables have turned.'



Good! Should happen more often.

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Tatooine is in a binary system...

The shadows would still match. There'd just be two of them.

Wow. You are SO TOTALLY RIGHT!

I wish I was only flippantly joking when I had made my comment!

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Tatooine is in a binary system...

I don't know if I should shake your hand or try to slap some sense into you.

Why choose only one?

Detectives in Gweru, Zimbabwe, seized 33 used condoms from a suspect vehicle

Uhm, euw? WTF, were they keeping souvenirs??

Genju: Utto nye usabia atoonyoba

Mob un loo?

Don't they realize most men are willing to donate sperm to women free of charge? Maybe this is how I can start earning some extra cash so I can afford TF membership.

master_dman: What a backassed piece of shiat continent.

master_dman:EyeballKid : I could go troll on and on about why Africa should be nuked from orbit.

ftfy

Not saying they should be nuked but I'd love to hear about Africa's redeeming qualities because as far as I can tell from the news, it's the land of rape and genocide.....

//just sayin....

ArcadianRefugee: Detectives in Gweru, Zimbabwe, seized 33 used condoms from a suspect vehicle

Uhm, euw? WTF, were they keeping souvenirs??

well it is probably more sanitary than keeping the whole penis

The Envoy: 7wolf: unprotected sex is a bad idea anywhere, but unprotected sex in Africa?

You missed the bit about 33 used condoms.

Not really:

The men are then forced into sex with the women, sometimes unprotected and at gunpoint, before the female rapists collect their semen and dump victims by the roadside.

BurnShrike: Don't they realize most men are willing to donate sperm to women free of charge? Maybe this is how I can start earning some extra cash so I can afford TF membership.

$10 says there's some sort of folk mysticism about how sperm can be used to steal the virility of a man or something equally nonsensical.

Odd Bird: Drugged, at gun point, unprotected and with a hyena poised to rip my nuts off is about what it would take.

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I did that quest over and over trying to get some sweet action.