It's so much better then the hooker is straight.

/as soon as she's legal baby.
//sorry jodi, you broke my heart
///slashies for the hell of it

Oh hey, dude, you talking to me? I don't see anyone else around here, so whatever.

Hey. I just noticed someone else here. Who is that?

Wait, is that a mirror?

Whoa.

Chloe Moretz and 'blew' in the same headline...giggity.

/have a seat...

Damn, he can't even act in photographs.

her tits are too big for an accurate recreation.

imgod2u: Anyone else find it disturbing this chick has learned the "I'm sexy, you wanna fark me" look at 14?
If by disturbing you mean awesome...

This girl is trouble. I think Donny Osmond and Gary Puckett both wrote songs about her.

She's going to break hearts in a few years. She's smart as hell, she's going to be an attractive woman, and she's world-wise and business-savvy.

She's a product of Hollywood's accelerated growth program, and it makes me feel uneasy.

imgod2u: Anyone else find it disturbing this chick has learned the "I'm sexy, you wanna fark me" look at 14?

Dude, she had that at 7.


/yeah, yeah, taking a seat. . .

The clothes are wrong in every single one of those reenactments.

Saw her on-stage at TIFF. Looked way older than 14 and handled questions quite well.

Hope she doesn't go all Lohan.

First I read that as "classic scene from Taxi", and I was excited to see Keanu dressed as Latka.

imgod2u: Anyone else find it disturbing this chick has learned the "I'm sexy, you wanna fark me" look at 14?

Too late. They have Chloe threads regularly.

Saw her in "Let Me In" and was impressed, and a little attracted. I'll just go have a seat right over there.

/b/ is going to be a dehydrated, chaffed mess tonight.

oh hey guys, anymore seats left?

imgod2u: Anyone else find it disturbing this chick has learned the "I'm sexy, you wanna fark me" look at 14?

I find it odd that so many adults think a slack face says "I'm sexy, you wanna fark me"

Sure, the girl has a nice face, but when the way you talk makes you sound like a child rapist, that's when there's a problem, and it's not her or society, it's you. Get help.

omeganuepsilon: imgod2u: Anyone else find it disturbing this chick has learned the "I'm sexy, you wanna fark me" look at 14?

I find it odd that so many adults think a slack face says "I'm sexy, you wanna fark me"

Sure, the girl has a nice face, but when the way you talk makes you sound like a child rapist, that's when there's a problem, and it's not her or society, it's you. Get help.

omeganuepsilon: imgod2u: Anyone else find it disturbing this chick has learned the "I'm sexy, you wanna fark me" look at 14?

I find it odd that so many adults think a slack face says "I'm sexy, you wanna fark me"

Sure, the girl has a nice face, but when the way you talk makes you sound like a child rapist, that's when there's a problem, and it's not her or society, it's you. Get help.

Um, that's exactly the reaction the shot was supposed to get. Just as the original was. And he doesn't exactly sound like he's condoning it. Back off a little and get off the Daily Fail vibe.

Tax Boy: Oh hey, dude, you talking to me? I don't see anyone else around here, so whatever.

Hey. I just noticed someone else here. Who is that?

Wait, is that a mirror?

Whoa.

Thread over.

Keanu looks less Travis Bickle and more Forrest Gump.

Tax Boy: Oh hey, dude, you talking to me? I don't see anyone else around here, so whatever.

Hey. I just noticed someone else here. Who is that?

Wait, is that a mirror?

Whoa.

Internets to you, good sir.

She looks like Miss Piggy.

Quiefenburger: Apparently you didn't see the movie, or you are too dense to comprehend exactly what this scene is trying to convey.

Apparently this is the thread that all of the child preferring deviants stick up for each other.

There's no scene, it's a still photograph, of a girl specifically not making a face or giving any "look"(did you even look at the pics? there's zero emotion in the facial). Yet, all of you predators claim, and loudly, that she's just asking , nay, pleading, for the cock.

Yeah, you all earn a seal of approval from a certain bear that most of us use to mock people like you. Don't get pissy with me for stating the obvious.

She wasn't sex incarnate in Kick Ass as Hit Girl, and she isn't here, in these pictures just because she's got some lipstick on and pulling a dead expression.

Seriously, some of you really sound as if you're one step from getting your name on a sex offenders list, and not for peeing in a park at night.

I can has Chloe thread?

John Buck 41: When I read 'classic and/or iconic scene from Taxi Driver' that is not the scene I think of.











These come to mind for me.....

omeganuepsilon:
There's no scene

If there's no scene, why are a famous man and (relatively) famous girl sitting in poses that coincidentally happen to be recreating a particular scene that conveyed serious societal overtones?

Or are you trolling?

Can't fault a guy for dreaming big. Twelve years ago Keanu wanted to be Bruce Lee.

Quiefenburger: This scene is attempting to recreate that role.

The visuals, not the role.

Quiefenburger: Hence the look that Moretz is giving

Lol, PEDO ALERT!!

Did you look at the accompanying source still? Jodie foster going down steps, oohh, just dripping with desire for the cock. Yeah, that's just filled with petulance. How could I have missed it, it's right there!!

They're giving a nod to the movie as an icon. Chloe is portraying a hooker no more than Whoa Reeves is portraying Dinero's character.

All this petulance and desire you people are claiming to see are you projecting your desire for a very young girl.

She's not displaying emotion, that's your subconscious' sick way of interpreting her features, full lips, eyes that aren't wide open, slack face. The similarity of the clothes are the only thing that tie the second pic to the movie at all. That you see something in that is no surprise, I always guessed fark had a high concentration of wanna be kiddie farkers, much as I wanted to be wrong, you guys have proven it.

From the supposed look on her face, she could be doing homework that doesn't require concentration, watching Twilight, just waking up or just going to sleep, or just getting arrested(mugshot). You're not reading what her face is doing, you're only attempting to apply insight to her intent based off of her innate facial features, which is a fallacy on a large order.

It's like judging a black man based on the thickness of his lips. Retarded reasoning is retarded. There's no look, those are the physical properties of her relaxed face and nothing more, in the close up. When she's in the background, if you people are calling that a fark me look, you're even worse than I imply.

omeganuepsilon: From the supposed look on her face, she could be doing homework that doesn't require concentration, watching Twilight, just waking up or just going to sleep, or just getting arrested(mugshot). You're not reading what her face is doing, you're only attempting to apply insight to the look that photographer is trying to get her to portray for artistic purposes.

That's more accurate.

And if she was watching Twilight she'd be clawing her own face off in pain, or loading her guns to shoot the TV just after calling the actors 'coonts'.

And check the Best Comments tab - the beanflcking over Mr. Roboto is much more sickening. If I was a woman I'd rather be mating a pool cue.

Quiefenburger: Oh, you ARE that stupid? Got it. Makes sense now. The photographer will be less disappointed that his scene recreation didn't fail on people with IQs above 55.

Good luck in life buddy, you're gonna need it.

/Taxi Driver, rent it.

I've seen it. I like that you pretend to know what I'm talking about, when you don't even know what you're talking about.

In the movie, much of Jodie Fosters role is explicitly non sexual. That's kinda the point of the character, the kid has sex for money, but is otherwise just a kid, maybe a little bit more than average intelligence or perception, but a kid nonetheless. She does not successfully pull off sexually mature and sensual, because she's a child, she's not supposed to.

And in the homage photoshoots, we have a child, similarly non sexual, but with red lipstick on, making a non-"look" and wearing similar clothes. It represents a sad dichotomy, a child hooker. The lack of expression is just that, because, tada, a child hooker is a sad thing. Shes not sexualized with a "fark me" look, that you see that, gets you an earned title of Chester the Molester.

The fact that you people are finding her sexual, is that you're projecting, much the same way people claimed she was sexualized in Kick Ass, whole lot of derp outrage that was. I suppose, at least a few of you were on her fanlist a couple years ago too, secret erections and all.

Quiefenburger: omeganuepsilon: It represents a sad dichotomy, a child hooker.

Wow, do much derp. If would be funny...if you weren't so farking clueless.

But keep trolling, idiot. You're doing yourself quite a service.

If you think a child hooker isn't a sad thing, you really really have issues.

Quiefenburger: Her expression does a good job of capturing Jodi Foster's character in this picture! Nice work.

imgod2u: Anyone else find it disturbing this chick has learned the "I'm sexy, you wanna fark me" look at 14?

bulok: oh hey guys, anymore seats left?

etc, several people reserving seats, as it were.

Thing is, I was responding to them, and you jump my case. Paints you quite the defender of pedos, so by extension, I call you one, may as well be for the good that you're doing.