I'd hit it.

This gonna' be the best prom EVAR.

Sigh

is

/How could I fark that up ?

I think the techno-billionaires mentioned in the article who will pay the $300,000.00 aren't interested in the smoothness of the eyes...

They'll be complaining there are no orifices...

/There. I said it. Lets move along now.

cretinbob: Great, now Kwame is going to hit us up for this...

maybe he can convince Drew to make some sort of advertising deal dollars for dolls

FTFA: "The girly, anime face is just a custom skin, incidentally: Meka will customize the shell to look like anything you desire. We're told that they value their client's confidentiality - and more importantly they don't judge."

Suddenly, pedophiles all over the world sit up and pay attention...

If you get this reference, you probably are old enough to have kids if not grandkids

Oh man, the guy in the video even looks like Krieger.

You know it's only a matter of time before someone combines this with RealDoll.

/weeps for the future.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: If you get this reference, you probably are old enough to have kids if not grandkids

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Cherry 2000 (new window), think "Mad Max" with titties and a sense of humor.

/has grandkids

Creepy.

And here's a question: why only four fingers? You see it in cartoons all the time too; is it really that hard to add in a pinky?

Pinky's are mostly for grip strength. For a robot, sticking a thumb there would work better.

*harmonica*

pantsu. pantsu. pantsu.

/chii

StoneColdAtheist: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: If you get this reference, you probably are old enough to have kids if not grandkids

[www.badmovies.org image 500x250]

Cherry 2000 (new window), think "Mad Max" with titties and a sense of humor.

/has grandkids

"We're depending on you men, keep the sun out of your eyes and be yourselves"

Just go ahead and slap one of these on it.

hi fu mi hi fu mi

7 degrees of freedom?

Can it time travel or does it expand and contract?

/dnrtfa

When they make one that looks like this, let me know.

Ghost in the shell...

Ill take one when they make the major

300 grand? If I need to robo-bate, I'll stick to a left-handed Fleshlight, and the sound effects library from MechWarrior 2, thanks.
Don't call back until your robo-lover has lost the 'doggy-like ears' and gained a 'pussy-like gape'.

Goddamn Japs, why u gotta mix up furries with a robo-fetish? Try mixing 'realdoll' with 'roomba' instead, invent some robot that's patrols your house for dicks to suck. Or look into 'portable pussy' combined with 'murphy wall beds' so you can just pull a cupboard open, have a fark, close it up, and carry on with your day. Now THAT would be progress I could get behind. This just sucks.

serial arseonist: Try mixing 'realdoll' with 'roomba' instead, invent some robot that's patrols your house for dicks to suck. Or look into 'portable pussy' combined with 'murphy wall beds' so you can just pull a cupboard open, have a fark, close it up, and carry on with your day. Now THAT would be progress I could get behind.

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serial arseonist: Or look into 'portable pussy' combined with 'murphy wall beds' so you can just pull a cupboard open, have a fark, close it up, and carry on with your day.

serial arseonist: I'll stick to a left-handed Fleshlight, and the sound effects library from MechWarrior 2, thanks.

Never, never did I think I'd find a post that justified me posting this. Thank you.


/hot