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(io9) Strange Japanese company will make a hyper-realistic 3-D mask of your face, accurate down to the individual pores and eye vasculature for a mere 4-6k. You know, in case you wanted to go out as a rich, creepy, narcissist this Halloween   (io9.com) divider line 82
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2011-10-13 10:28:10 AM
Ummm, no. There is NO market for a mask of me.
 
2011-10-13 10:28:36 AM
But can I have sex with it?
 
2011-10-13 10:28:50 AM
Can I buy one of Scarlett Johansson for my wife?
 
2011-10-13 10:29:35 AM
So I can go out as myself, masquerading as myself?
 
2011-10-13 10:30:27 AM
No thanks.

I already bought a Charlie Sheen mask.
 
2011-10-13 10:32:25 AM
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: So I can go out as myself, masquerading as myself?

Allow myself to introduce my..self.
 
2011-10-13 10:32:38 AM
Once Real Doll gets a hold of this technology, they'll be able to replicate any celebrity! Now who's enough of a whore to license their likeness....?
 
2011-10-13 10:33:21 AM
Super-realistic sex dolls, here we come!

/No pun intended.
//Well, maybe somewhat intended.
 
2011-10-13 10:34:14 AM
cgraves67: Can I buy one of Scarlett Johansson for my wife?

But would you get the long blonde version, or the one with the short red hair?

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2011-10-13 10:35:13 AM
So, if I make a realistic real doll of me and I fark it, is it gay or is it considered masturbation?
 
2011-10-13 10:35:14 AM
Fluorescent Testicle: Super-realistic sex dolls, here we come!

/No pun intended.
//Well, maybe somewhat intended.


Put me down for a Natalie Portman and a Jessica Alba please!!
 
2011-10-13 10:36:23 AM
Tricky Chicken: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: So I can go out as myself, masquerading as myself?

Allow myself to introduce my..self.


Self, meet myself. I've known him forever.
 
2011-10-13 10:36:26 AM
padraig: So, if I make a realistic real doll of me and I fark it, is it gay or is it considered masturbation?

It's considered awesome.
 
2011-10-13 10:37:13 AM
BigBooper: cgraves67: Can I buy one of Scarlett Johansson for my wife?

But would you get the long blonde version, or the one with the short red hair?

/I'll be in my bunk


my wife already has long blonde hair. I'd get the short red hair to change things up.
 
2011-10-13 10:37:20 AM
It will sure make it easier to give yourself a beej!
 
2011-10-13 10:37:56 AM
Improper use of "Oxford Comma."

/...aaandnoonecares. Just saying, though.
 
2011-10-13 10:42:08 AM
Can they do my "O" face?
 
2011-10-13 10:43:08 AM
Ahhh, I've been waiting for an opportunity to fake my own death. Now I just need a warm body...
 
2011-10-13 10:44:15 AM
padraig: So, if I make a realistic real doll of me and I fark it, is it gay or is it considered masturbation?


It's just masturbation. Even if you used a time machine and 69 yourself it's not gay.
 
2011-10-13 10:44:21 AM
ten foiled hats: Improper use of "Oxford Comma."

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who gives a fark?
 
2011-10-13 10:44:30 AM
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My hands! They took...They took my hands! (new window)

/Ah Liam Neeson
 
2011-10-13 10:44:32 AM
Can they make me slightly idealized for skype?
 
2011-10-13 10:44:47 AM
evilsearat: But can I have sex with it?

No, but you can let it watch your fap and say things like "You like it when I do that don't you, baby?"

/did I mention that the Japanese can be so bizarre?
 
2011-10-13 10:48:00 AM
I'd like replicas of the Jersey Shore cast. I'd put them in my toilets and urinate on them daily.
 
2011-10-13 10:48:19 AM
btraz70: Put me down for a Natalie Portman and a Jessica Alba please!!

Both are good choices, but shouldn't we be looking beyond the obvious here? With this technology, any hot celebrity could be replicated in a sex doll. Who wouldn't want to fark Marylin Monroe or Audrey Hepburn in their prime?
 
2011-10-13 10:48:37 AM
even that crappy mask in Vanilla Sky made Tome Cruise tolerable.
 
2011-10-13 10:49:52 AM
DubyaHater: I'd like replicas of the Jersey Shore cast. I'd put them in my toilets and urinate on them daily.

I don't know why the hell that made me laugh so hard.

\+1
 
2011-10-13 10:50:17 AM
This is exactly the kind of thing I would get ahold to see if it can defeat the facial recognition software where I wor-


I mean, I'll take an Ashley Judd.
 
2011-10-13 10:50:41 AM
Nick Cage and John Travolta should have made of themselves and give them to each other at Xmas. GET IT?!?!?!
 
2011-10-13 10:51:02 AM
Buy two and then you and your wife or SO can go out as each other. Classic.

Depending on how far you're willing to go for a gag you could do a lot of cartoony stuff, like have a mask under the mask.

Here's an idea: have your super-realistic mask over a cheap fakey mask. Have another cheap fakey mask over the realistic mask but have it pulled up over your head so it looks like you can't be bothered to wear it. Pull off the fake mask revealing your "face". Then pull off your face revealing a cheap Devil mask. Then pull off the cheap Devil mask to reveal your real face made up to look like the cheap Devil mask. Then run before somebody tries to pull off your face.
 
2011-10-13 10:52:48 AM
Mr.PrettyDick: Nick Cage and John Travolta should have made of themselves and give them to each other at Xmas. GET IT?!?!?!

Err...I mean...you know what I mean. GET IT?!!?!! IT'S LIKE THAT MOVIE!
 
2011-10-13 10:53:22 AM
All the comments on the article saying that it should be outlawed amuse me. I'm sure photographs were considered creepy as fark and unnecessary back in the day, too.
 
2011-10-13 10:55:10 AM
static.guim.co.uk

\might be interested
 
2011-10-13 10:56:55 AM
Is there a....pleasure model?
 
2011-10-13 10:57:14 AM
Mr.PrettyDick: Mr.PrettyDick: Nick Cage and John Travolta should have made of themselves and give them to each other at Xmas. GET IT?!?!?!

Err...I mean...you know what I mean. GET IT?!!?!! IT'S LIKE THAT MOVIE!


Get this man some medication.....he's lost it.
 
2011-10-13 10:58:59 AM
BigBooper: btraz70: Put me down for a Natalie Portman and a Jessica Alba please!!

Both are good choices, but shouldn't we be looking beyond the obvious here? With this technology, any hot celebrity could be replicated in a sex doll. Who wouldn't want to fark Marylin Monroe or Audrey Hepburn in their prime?


Replace Monroe with Jayne Mansfield and Greta Garbo in her Mata Hari getup and I like your way of thinking.
 
2011-10-13 10:59:05 AM
Starry Heavens: All the comments on the article saying that it should be outlawed amuse me. I'm sure photographs were considered creepy as fark and unnecessary back in the day, too.


blog.reidreport.com

YOU'VE STOLEN MY SOOOOUUUUL
 
2011-10-13 10:59:57 AM
would this come in handy framing someone whilst robbing banks? I can think of a few politicians/bankers feelin the need for speed
 
PJ-
2011-10-13 11:02:33 AM
So what's the over under for when the first article appears on fark with a guy robbing a store wearing a mask of himself?
 
2011-10-13 11:02:48 AM
nosepicker: would this come in handy framing someone whilst robbing banks? I can think of a few politicians/bankers feelin the need for speed

This man approves
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2011-10-13 11:06:46 AM
The Vegas Elvis crowd would snatch these up like hotcakes!
www.vegaschatter.com

/Hey Babby..
 
2011-10-13 11:07:52 AM
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2011-10-13 11:15:58 AM
Spanky McLapdance: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

\might be interested


Yes.

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2011-10-13 11:17:16 AM
Makes for epic zaphod beeblebrox costumes.
 
2011-10-13 11:19:41 AM
I wonder how much Gary Busey would charge me for masks for my whole family? The Gary Busey family haloween would make an for a good time.
 
2011-10-13 11:22:53 AM
Well, I see we covered all the usual applications for this technology.
 
2011-10-13 11:26:33 AM
On second thought, I'll just get a cheap Iron Man mask.
 
2011-10-13 11:27:51 AM
They should make these for a murderer's victims and then everyone in court wear a mask of one of his victims. Or, have the jury wear the masks as they read the guilty verdict.
 
2011-10-13 11:30:34 AM
Kalashinator: BigBooper: btraz70: Put me down for a Natalie Portman and a Jessica Alba please!!

Both are good choices, but shouldn't we be looking beyond the obvious here? With this technology, any hot celebrity could be replicated in a sex doll. Who wouldn't want to fark Marylin Monroe or Audrey Hepburn in their prime?

Replace Monroe with Jayne Mansfield and Greta Garbo in her Mata Hari getup and I like your way of thinking.


Replace those babes with Young lindsey lohan, and replace "in her prime" with "in her pooper", and we have a deal.
 
2011-10-13 11:31:01 AM
BigBooper: btraz70: Put me down for a Natalie Portman and a Jessica Alba please!!

Both are good choices, but shouldn't we be looking beyond the obvious here? With this technology, any hot celebrity could be replicated in a sex doll. Who wouldn't want to fark Marylin Monroe or Audrey Hepburn in their prime?


Me? Marylin was not really that attractive. She was no Jayne Mansfield, if we are to compare sexbombs. Marylin was the better actress, though. I hear Mansfield was so mad about being second best that she lost her head. Tragic.
 
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