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(Some Guy) Weird It's not often you find a 65-year-old sex worker dead in a street and 12 yellow rubber ducks arranged across the dashboard of her Mercedes   (heraldsun.com.au) divider line 45
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Calmamity [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 10:47:57 AM
65 years old?

I hope she had moved to riding a desk.
 
sdromeo
2011-10-13 11:36:20 AM
Speak for yourself.
 
trippdogg
2011-10-13 11:36:36 AM
For some things once is too often.
 
altinos
2011-10-13 11:36:53 AM
Seems appropriate.

Link (new window)
 
Trilithon
2011-10-13 11:37:36 AM
I misread ducks ...
 
IntotheAbyss
2011-10-13 11:37:38 AM
A convoy of ducks as it were
www.uatparts.com

/hot like exploding semis
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 11:37:45 AM
Ooh, that's the Rubber Duck Mafia. Bad news.
 
Stone Meadow
2011-10-13 11:41:42 AM
65-year old sex worker?

Oz, you're doing it wrong!
 
avanti
2011-10-13 11:42:18 AM
What's a homicide ?
 
Aidan
2011-10-13 11:42:43 AM
theorellior: Ooh, that's the Rubber Duck Mafia. Bad news.

Beautiful.
 
medius [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 11:44:11 AM
she made bath time lots of fun
 
bugmn99
2011-10-13 11:46:52 AM
Not at this time of year, no.
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 11:49:00 AM
userserve-ak.last.fm

/Wanted for questioning
 
spartacus_prime
2011-10-13 11:50:00 AM
The Aristocrats!
 
AcneVulgaris
2011-10-13 11:51:17 AM
Stone Meadow: 65-year old sex worker?


Broke down old roundheels, more like.
 
midnightdorifto
2011-10-13 11:55:35 AM
Trance750: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 362x452]

/Wanted for questioning

Came here to post this, leaving satisfied.
 
altinos
2011-10-13 11:56:33 AM
midnightdorifto: Came here to post this, leaving satisfied.

You missed the video I posted above. :)
 
tuxq
2011-10-13 11:56:40 AM
The work performed by 'adult entertainers' and 'prostitutes' are the same... for the most part... therefore, adult entertainers are also ... not people. So, save the tax money and investigate something involving people who benefit society.


/1%, high school dropout, take that society
//they see me trollin'
 
Austinoftx
2011-10-13 11:57:06 AM
DUCKJOB.WAV
 
WTF_Are_You_Looking_At
2011-10-13 11:57:16 AM
A 65 yr. old whore that make enough money to able to own a Benz?
WOW!

/dnrta
 
allthesametome
2011-10-13 11:57:36 AM
I don't get it. Perhaps it's obscure. But nothing is obscure on Fark.

I've never been a sex worker, but if I can do that at 65? ALL IN!
 
surrealbowl
2011-10-13 11:57:51 AM
65 year old sex workers can afford a fairly new mercedes?
 
fappomatic
2011-10-13 11:58:26 AM
Grandma?
 
dittybopper
2011-10-13 12:01:07 PM
Stone Meadow: 65-year old sex worker?

Oz, you're doing it wrong!

It's a niche market.
 
dittybopper
2011-10-13 12:02:08 PM
surrealbowl: 65 year old sex workers can afford a fairly new mercedes?

Why not? She probably specializes in fulfilling those Oedipal fantasies.
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 12:06:58 PM
midnightdorifto: Trance750: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 362x452]

/Wanted for questioning

Came here to post this, leaving satisfied.

We aim to please
 
scrumpox
2011-10-13 12:10:41 PM
dittybopper: surrealbowl: 65 year old sex workers can afford a fairly new mercedes?

Why not? She probably specializes in fulfilling those Oedipal fantasies.

Or^
 
gibbon1
2011-10-13 12:14:18 PM
WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: A 65 yr. old whore that make enough money to able to own a Benz?

Old age and treachery... also no teeth,
 
Stone Meadow
2011-10-13 12:21:49 PM
dittybopper: Stone Meadow: 65-year old sex worker?

Oz, you're doing it wrong!

It's a niche market.

LOL..."niche" market.

boourns.cjb.net
 
trappedspirit
2011-10-13 12:31:58 PM
Murder and sex professions go together like water off a duck's back
 
Prof. Frink
2011-10-13 12:33:57 PM
allthesametome: I don't get it. Perhaps it's obscure. But nothing is obscure on Fark.

I've never been a sex worker, but if I can do that at 65? ALL IN!

Which is exactly how she makes the money.
 
groppet
2011-10-13 01:03:19 PM
The queen of toothless BJs has died!?!?!?
 
balancing act
2011-10-13 01:06:44 PM
surrealbowl: 65 year old sex workers can afford a fairly new mercedes?

Yeah, I was sad about the thought of some poor old lady trying to make ends meet this way, but sound like she was doing fine till she met this psycho.
 
WelldeadLink [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 01:08:58 PM
Rubber duckie? I hardly knew her!
 
stuffy
2011-10-13 01:13:52 PM
misadventure may have occurred.
This a murder or a Scooby-Doo cartoon?
 
Oznog
2011-10-13 02:10:24 PM
30.media.tumblr.com

Let us discuss the situation...
 
cynicalbastard
2011-10-13 02:43:55 PM
gibbon1: WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: A 65 yr. old whore that make enough money to able to own a Benz?

Old age and treachery... also no teeth,

I like the cut o'yer job, gibbon1.
 
Jack's Smirking Revenge
2011-10-13 02:53:27 PM
Trance750: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 362x452]

/Wanted for questioning

And since that's the German Ernie that lives on Sesamstrasse, you know he's into the weird stuff.
 
Hershey Highway Patrol [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 03:22:03 PM
Wabbit season!
Slut season!
Wabbit season!
Slut season!
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 03:45:57 PM
Jack's Smirking Revenge: And since that's the German Ernie that lives on Sesamstrasse, you know he's into the weird stuff.

Ach, Bert, wo sind meine Aschenscheissefotos? Die Zwergen sind hier mit die Jelloschwimmbad!
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 04:14:59 PM
tuxq: The work performed by 'adult entertainers' and 'prostitutes' are the same... for the most part... therefore, adult entertainers are also ... not people. So, save the tax money and investigate something involving people who benefit society.

Are you saying that college-age women with low self-esteem, daddy issues, and the desire to show their tits don't benefit society?
 
cynicalbastard
2011-10-13 04:34:00 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: tuxq: The work performed by 'adult entertainers' and 'prostitutes' are the same... for the most part... therefore, adult entertainers are also ... not people. So, save the tax money and investigate something involving people who benefit society.

Are you saying that college-age women with low self-esteem, daddy issues, and the desire to show their tits don't benefit society?

He sure as heck better not be- them's fightin' words!
 
Austinoftx
2011-10-13 04:55:26 PM
DUCKJOB.WAV
 
wambu
2011-10-13 06:35:04 PM
There was a dog in the car.

need pic of dog.

Oh, wait . . .

i.imgur.com

/gives me the jazzy-o
 
Dexaan
2011-10-14 12:42:46 AM
She died from snorting quack.
 
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