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(Daily Mail) Strange Man in hospital for gunshot wound visited by his pregnant girlfriends who promptly start a knife fight   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
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BobNesta420
2011-10-13 01:03:40 AM
Is this another one of those manufactured scenes from Bristol Palin's new reality show?
 
jimmyjackfunk
2011-10-13 01:03:47 AM
it's amazing that a British newspaper reports on all of this stuff happening in the US. I just wonder if this will end up on Maury
 
themeatcleaver
2011-10-13 01:05:57 AM
stories like this make me glad my life is as boring as it is.
 
freewill [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 01:07:19 AM
nosmirkale.com
 
usernameguy [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 01:07:34 AM
Never bring a gunshot wound to a knife fight.
 
dnl.machine
2011-10-13 01:08:50 AM
Benecio del Toro, Sean Connery nod approvingly.
 
whiterrabbit
2011-10-13 01:10:39 AM
Sowing the seeds of love...sowing the seeds....
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2011-10-13 01:21:52 AM
Four girlfriends? What, does this guy have a two-foot dick?
 
Marshal805
2011-10-13 01:24:09 AM
themeatcleaver: stories like this make me glad my life is as boring as it is.

You and me both.
 
Point02GPA [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 01:31:27 AM
One dad, three moms, and three off springs?
 
JonnyBGoode
2011-10-13 01:34:43 AM
Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!

Note that the girls weren't going after each other, but after the chicks he hadn't managed to knock up yet.
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 01:40:09 AM
The Aristocrats!
 
gadian [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 02:53:05 AM
I didn't see in the article where it said the pregnant women were his girlfriends. Of course, I am tired.
 
readbot42
2011-10-13 03:34:28 AM
freewill: [nosmirkale.com image 278x213]

So Farking this!! Amazing that dudes who can hardly read seem to get all of the girls in his yard... LOL!
 
ManicParroT
2011-10-13 04:14:32 AM
Four women at the same time?

likeaboss.jpg
 
alex10294
2011-10-13 04:40:02 AM
whiterrabbit: Sowing the seeds of love...sowing the seeds....

This guy is more evolutionarily successful than I am and he always will be.

/cries for society.
//Wabs/W1abs = Wrel/W1rel and Wabs = Wafter/Wbefore
 
Monkey MKIII
2011-10-13 04:41:35 AM
I stopped reading at Philadelphia; laughed.
 
bugmn99
2011-10-13 04:55:34 AM
Spend a few hours in Chester, PA and this story will begin to make sense.
 
EditorialSpace
2011-10-13 05:00:01 AM
Even if I could afford to have 4 girlfriends, I wouldn't do it. I can only suspect the guy is a full time crack dealer.
 
DistendedPendulusFrenulum
2011-10-13 05:53:23 AM
Man, this guy has got it goin on.

.
 
Gleeman
2011-10-13 07:09:29 AM
Fluorescent Testicle: Four girlfriends? What, does this guy have a two-foot dick?

Maybe he's Mormon?
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-10-13 07:12:29 AM
I have to see pics of the females in question before I render judgment on this guy's awesomeness, or lack thereof.
 
Balchinian
2011-10-13 07:24:37 AM
If you are this guy, the directors of Jersey Shore would like a word with you.

Somebody remind me again why we can't just put people like this in cages, throw them a chuck roast every day, hose them down once a week, and charge people money to watch their antics every day. Because win-win as far as I can tell.
 
RobSeace [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 07:46:54 AM
All four women, who all remain unnamed

What lazy parents they all must have to not bother naming their children!
 
almafuerte
2011-10-13 08:10:39 AM
Balchinian: If you are this guy, the directors of Jersey Shore would like a word with you.

Somebody remind me again why we can't just put people like this in cages, throw them a chuck roast every day, hose them down once a week, and charge people money to watch their antics every day. Because win-win as far as I can tell.

No, no, no, you are doing it all wrong!

What you gotta do is fence off four rectangular states.

thegreatdeejays.com
 
jmadisonbiii
2011-10-13 08:39:44 AM
www.leadership.ng
 
acad1228
2011-10-13 08:46:51 AM
BobNesta420: Is this another one of those manufactured scenes from Bristol Palin's new reality show?

Your troll-fu is weak.
 
Lord Jubjub [TotalFark]
2011-10-13 09:16:22 AM
EditorialSpace: Even if I could afford to have 4 girlfriends, I wouldn't do it. I can only suspect the guy is a full time crack dealer.

Looking at the ages, I would say wife, daughter and two mistresses.
 
The Irresponsible Captain
2011-10-13 09:47:30 AM
If only it would have involved all of them being unable to reproduce...
 
altinos
2011-10-13 10:12:10 AM
Never bring a knife to a cat fight.
 
AngryJailhouseFistfark
2011-10-13 10:17:02 AM
Is he bow-leggity? I'll bet he's bow-leggity.
 
mdeesnuts
2011-10-13 12:25:56 PM
I thought this was a story from the Onion when I first saw it yesterday.

But I guess there's trash in every generation. Good thing there's usually a feedback mechanism to keep us from going full retard.
 
neutronstar
2011-10-13 12:26:05 PM
Pimpin' ain't easy.
 
TheHopeDiamond
2011-10-13 01:57:15 PM
Sounds like a scene in a Tarantino movie.
 
puddleonfire
2011-10-13 04:08:36 PM
Gleeman: Fluorescent Testicle: Four girlfriends? What, does this guy have a two-foot dick?

Maybe he's Mormon?

--- Doubt it. 10 bucks says he's black.
 
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