Before you all get all carried away with the "yeah, women are crazy biatches!" frothing, look down there at that story about the eight dead people.

ArkAngel: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. The thing depicted in the picture is most certainly not a woman

/Agree

I hear she placed an order with Pipedream but they refused.

Did they list the profession of the ex-boyfriend as "leather artist" or do I need to get some sleep?

Looks like someone put their dick in crazy. Never put your dick in crazy.

... like one crazy biatch.

The blog mentioned in the article:

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Now this is a story that should end with a bloody sex toy.

I do believe my eyes have sustained injury.

/must go use some eye bleach.

I don't know why the article needed to include 2 pictures, and if you haven't done so, don't click for the 2nd--it only gets closer.

She has been doing all of this shiat including smashing windows out of his house several times and ramming his car and garage door over a period of a few months, then she documented everything she did in her blog and they finally decided to arrest her on Tuesday. This police department isn't worth shiat.

Christopher_Awesome: Looks like someone put their dick in crazy. Never put your dick in crazy.

Came here to say that,, beaten to the punch.

Christopher_Awesome: Looks like someone put their dick in crazy. Never put your dick in crazy.

No doubt, brother. At least she didn't go full McNair on his ass.

...like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned?

"Toni Jo Silvey, 49, still reeling from a 2009 breakup with Houston leather artist Peter Main"

/looks at shebeast pic ftfa

I see he's a leather worker both on and off the clock

FTH - ... and then with a 5-foot sword

Bastard

vestona22: The blog mentioned in the article:

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....Whoa. Someone needs some care and share time with the people who give complementary jackets and occasionally fun pills.

Police say Toni Jo Silvey, 49, still reeling from a 2009 breakup with Houston leather artist Peter Main...

2009? Two years and she's still "reeling"?!

All right, I'll ask... What is a "leather artist"?

Quintessential_Cynic: Did they list the profession of the ex-boyfriend as "leather artist" or do I need to get some sleep?

His leather art website (new window) (SFW)

Christopher_Awesome: Looks like someone put their dick in crazy. Never put your dick in crazy.

Seriously, it's rule #1, and yet most of us violate it eventually (myself included, I will not do so again).

They should teach it in Sex-Ed when they separate the boys from the girls.

buckeyebrain: All right, I'll ask... What is a "leather artist"?

A type of hippie.

Think: dream catcher hanging from their rear-view, bandanna + Canadian tux and an unhealthy obsession with Rush.

vestona22: The blog mentioned in the article:

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Well, I really don't know why I didn't prospectively surmise this sooner...Are you gay Peter? (new window)

Share: What it's like to really deal with the ego of a world famous leather artist; a former lover's perspective

/I want something that says, "Daddy likes leather!"

steveGswine: FTH - ... and then with a 5-foot sword

Bastard

roll your d10 for damage...

i'm a snowflake you have to love me

Christopher_Awesome: Looks like someone put their dick in crazy. Never put your dick in crazy.

The problem isn't sticking your dick in crazy. It's letting the crazy find out where you live. They can't go bunny-boiler on you if they don't know how to find you.

Quintessential_Cynic: Did they list the profession of the ex-boyfriend as "leather artist" or do I need to get some sleep?

Looks like he worked on her face.

MurphyMurphy: "Toni Jo Silvey, 49, still reeling from a 2009 breakup with Houston leather artist Peter Main"

/looks at shebeast pic ftfa

I see he's a leather worker both on and off the clock

LOL.

Good lord. I was on my iPhone and I zoomed in to look at the text and BAM! her faaaaaaace!!!! All over my screeeeen!!! It was terrifying. So much ugly, so suddenly...

/I feel cold.

Never has the "hide" button been more appropriate

vestona22: The blog mentioned in the article:

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Anyone else notice she has a "submit this to Fark" button under every post? (along with a hundred others...)

146 calls in one day is only about 6 calls an hour
I could do that
I'd need to be insane first, but I could do it

This has to be one of the most dog ugly ghetto hustler women I have ever seen in Texas. Even most prostitutes in Texas look like beauty queens compared to this psycho. Not only that, but it looks like she is one of those women that would steal your sperm from a spooge rag, just so she can go on the dole and destroy your life.

/"Did you know that household dust is primarily mainly made up of human skin? It sort of makes you think twice about who you allow into your home." ~Men of Honor

Sock Ruh Tease: Quintessential_Cynic: Did they list the profession of the ex-boyfriend as "leather artist" or do I need to get some sleep?

His leather art website (new window) (SFW)


That work is pretty nice.

...like an immortal scorned?

Really?

oh god

SOMEBODY POST THE "DO NOT WANT!" HURRY!

ongbok: She has been doing all of this shiat including smashing windows out of his house several times and ramming his car and garage door over a period of a few months, then she documented everything she did in her blog and they finally decided to arrest her on Tuesday. This police department isn't worth shiat.

"Main, 62, did not respond to a voicemail or an email seeking comment. Main told police officers he dated Silvey briefly in 2009 and has been reluctant to file charges against her because "he is afraid of angering (her) further."

If he doesn't file charges, the cops' hands are pretty much tied. Lots of property crimes, but not violence against Main personally.