He should have jumped off the top of the fourth story.

Nobody likes a quitter

I wonder if he bounced when he hit the ground?

Curious cops:

What, no irony tag?

At least now he'll know how good he had it before..what, with 2 working arms and legs and all. I know some IED recipients back from Iraq that wish they were as lucky

Third story? Why don't people do their research? Suicide really is something you want to do properly, especially if you don't want to wind up crippled or a vegetable.

It must be really depressing when your life sucks so much that even God doesn't want you dead.

Mr. Incredible wanted for questioning.

3rd story, that is like the tallest building in Waterloo, should have sucked lead from a 45.

wraith95: Third story? Why don't people do their research? Suicide really is something you want to do properly, especially if you don't want to wind up crippled or a vegetable.

Indeed:

Wait for the "God wanted him to live his miserable life" comments..

Well...he was right, wasn't he?

Anton did it Furst.

wraith95: Third story? Why don't people do their research? Suicide really is something you want to do properly, especially if you don't want to wind up crippled or a vegetable.

To be fair, falls from the third story CAN be fatal. It's just not very reliable.

diaphoresis
wraith95: Third story? Why don't people do their research? Suicide really is something you want to do properly, especially if you don't want to wind up crippled or a vegetable.
Indeed:

The decision to terminate one's own life is possibly one of the greatest life decisions one can make.

It deserves a google on the terminal velocity of a human body and what to get there before finding out a 35 mph sudden stop might only send you to the hospital and make you look like an idiot at the least.

Random Anonymous Blackmail: 3rd story, that is like the tallest building in Waterloo, should have sucked lead from a 45.

That or take a vacation to somewhere with taller buildings or at least a tall bridge.

could be worse, could be raining....

What a man who survives a 3 story fall might look like.

/pic is hot like his ex

no wonder he was miserable. He can't do anything right.

FTFA: "He hit hard," said Donald SparkmanRic Romero

The Mythbusters proved that anything under 60 feet isn't a guaranteed kill.

There's no like suicide .

Enemabag Jones: diaphoresis
wraith95: Third story? Why don't people do their research? Suicide really is something you want to do properly, especially if you don't want to wind up crippled or a vegetable.
Indeed:

The decision to terminate one's own life is possibly one of the greatest life decisions one can make.

It deserves a google on the terminal velocity of a human body and what to get there before finding out a 35 mph sudden stop might only send you to the hospital and make you look like an idiot at the least.

It ranks up there with choosing your fark handle.

A guy jumped from the 5th level of the parking garage at work. Landed on his feet, rammed his femurs into his pelvis, severed his femoral artery, and bled out.

I don't think he really meant to die - I mean, third story? It's like ODing on pills where someone will discover you - part cry for help, part giving fate a chance to intervene instead of certain death.

/Didn't RTFA

vabeard: A guy jumped from the 5th level of the parking garage at work. Landed on his feet, rammed his femurs into his pelvis, severed his femoral artery, and bled out.

Cool!

Mentalenemasquad,It ranks up there with choosing your fark handle.

I will take that as a compliment sir.

Waterloser.

9.8m/s^2 != terminal velocity in 30 feet.

I've solved his problem: he's a dumbass.

Remember kids there is no such thing as a suicide survivor, only suicide failures.

Also reminds of his idiot back in my home town; he thought he'd end it all by stopping his Ford Bronco on a hill, putting it in neutral, getting out running down the hill and laying down in it's rolling path. Only problem he didn't aim worth shiat, ended up only running over his legs and breaking the both.

IT GETS BETTER.


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