Speaking of spoilers, CSB time:

So I'm watching Battlestar Galactica for the first time, on DVD. I went to Wikipedia to find the names of one of the actresses (most certainly not to see if she had ever done noodz). Okay, fine. I came back the next day to find the name of another one of the actresses (most certainly not to see if she had ever done noodz) and someone had updated the list of cast members to include which ones are the "final five" Cylons.

And now I have the big secret of the series ruined for me. I sent him an annoyed message, and we worked it out, and we're all cool now. But I still have the series spoiled for me.

Except for the last episode, which is supposed to be terrible. I'm not sure why, yet. Can it possibly be worst than the last episode of LOST?

So the moral of the story is, if you're looking for noodz of Cally, don't bother. And if you don't have your viewing experience ruined by looking at Wikipedia, thank me.

SPOILER ALERT: Billy Zane is a cool dude

Tits in 3D?

TravisBickle62: Tits in 3D?

It's like they're coming right at you.

Sarcastica75: YOU F*CKING C*NT! I NEVER SAW IT. I HAD NO CLUE DUMBLEDORE DIED.

Soylent green is people.

What would impress me most is if he could fix that awful, and I mean AWFUL, paste job of their faces over the stunt doubles in the scene where they are running away from the water. I know the actors chickened out of doing the stunt but c'mon! That was one of the worst, in the modern era of A list movies, special effects I have ever seen.

Sarcastica75: PizzaJedi81: Sarcastica75: YOU F*CKING C*NT! I NEVER SAW IT. I HAD NO CLUE DUMBLEDORE DIED.

Soylent green is people.

CURSES!

*flails tiny wrists*

/the dog dies at the end!

They're the same guy.

Birnone: What would impress me most is if he could fix that awful, and I mean AWFUL, paste job of their faces over the stunt doubles in the scene where they are running away from the water. I know the actors chickened out of doing the stunt but c'mon! That was one of the worst, in the modern era of A list movies, special effects I have ever seen.

I never noticed that. But my vote for worst effects in an A list movie is the plane crash at the end of Air Force One.

elchip: Speaking of spoilers, CSB time:

So I'm watching Battlestar Galactica for the first time, on DVD. I went to Wikipedia to find the names of one of the actresses (most certainly not to see if she had ever done noodz). Okay, fine. I came back the next day to find the name of another one of the actresses (most certainly not to see if she had ever done noodz) and someone had updated the list of cast members to include which ones are the "final five" Cylons.

And now I have the big secret of the series ruined for me. I sent him an annoyed message, and we worked it out, and we're all cool now. But I still have the series spoiled for me.

Except for the last episode, which is supposed to be terrible. I'm not sure why, yet. Can it possibly be worst than the last episode of LOST?

So the moral of the story is, if you're looking for noodz of Cally, don't bother. And if you don't have your viewing experience ruined by looking at Wikipedia, thank me.


To be fair, the series really started to go off the rails when the final five were revealed. So you should probably just stop watching before that. By the final season, I think at least two-thirds of the farking characters were cylons. Like if your last name wasn't Adama, then you were probably a cylon.

This is soooo f*cking cool! Now I can ignore this sh*tty movie in 3D!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Sarcastica75: galactus5000: Sarcastica75: PizzaJedi81: Sarcastica75: YOU F*CKING C*NT! I NEVER SAW IT. I HAD NO CLUE DUMBLEDORE DIED.

Soylent green is people.

CURSES!

*flails tiny wrists*

/the dog dies at the end!

They're the same guy.

He was dead the whole time.
:-|

ON EARTH!!!


The snakes work for Slytherin!

They were only working for scale, though.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He was dead all along.

THE PLANET OF THE APES WAS A SLED ALL ALONG!

Keyser Soze can't defeat the Dark Tower. He's doomed to endlessly repeat his journey.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: galactus5000: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Sarcastica75: galactus5000: Sarcastica75: PizzaJedi81: Sarcastica75: YOU F*CKING C*NT! I NEVER SAW IT. I HAD NO CLUE DUMBLEDORE DIED.

Soylent green is people.

CURSES!

*flails tiny wrists*

/the dog dies at the end!

They're the same guy.

He was dead the whole time.
:-|

ON EARTH!!!

The snakes work for Slytherin!

They were only working for scale, though.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He was dead all along.

In the present time period!

The power was within me.

Jon Snow dies!

Dumbledore was in a Tesselecta that looked like him the whole time.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *slowly backs away from the thread, refrains from telling Sarc about the super-secret plot twist in Snakes on a Plane*

There's snakes on a plane?

browntimmy: Birnone: What would impress me most is if he could fix that awful, and I mean AWFUL, paste job of their faces over the stunt doubles in the scene where they are running away from the water. I know the actors chickened out of doing the stunt but c'mon! That was one of the worst, in the modern era of A list movies, special effects I have ever seen.

I never noticed that. But my vote for worst effects in an A list movie is the plane crash at the end of Air Force One.

I think the Air Force One example wins this bout just because it's right in your face, all attention focused on the plane, and serves as the last climax of the film.

God, even when it first came out it looked like a tech demo.

/Likes the movie overall, though

Hey, remember that buddy cop movie from the 80s. Now as the movie starts, you see that they hate each other. (This was established with a clever bit of exposition when one of them says, "I don't like you and you don't like me".) Which is not so surprising because one is like this and the other is so much like the exact opposite. So I watch the whole movie being all "man, these guys are never get along". But by the end of the movie, they put aside their differences to catch the bad guy. And I'm all, "whoooooooaaah. Now that was a clever twist". And I'm thinking, if they can put side their differences. Then maybe...just maybe....there's hope for us all.

Sarcastica75: galactus5000: Sarcastica75: PizzaJedi81: Sarcastica75: YOU F*CKING C*NT! I NEVER SAW IT. I HAD NO CLUE DUMBLEDORE DIED.

Soylent green is people.

CURSES!

*flails tiny wrists*

/the dog dies at the end!

They're the same guy.

He was dead the whole time.

The gimpy one was Kaiser Soze

gunga galunga: Hey, remember that buddy cop movie from the 80s. Now as the movie starts, you see that they hate each other. (This was established with a clever bit of exposition when one of them says, "I don't like you and you don't like me".) Which is not so surprising because one is like this and the other is so much like the exact opposite. So I watch the whole movie being all "man, these guys are never get along". But by the end of the movie, they put aside their differences to catch the bad guy. And I'm all, "whoooooooaaah. Now that was a clever twist". And I'm thinking, if they can put side their differences. Then maybe...just maybe....there's hope for us all.

Aw, shiat. I forgot the best part. They catch the bad guy after this action scene which includes such intriguing actions movie elements as "shoot outs", and "car chases", and "explosions". And when it is all over, the chief of police shows up and, I tell you, he looks pissed. And he begins to itemize the financial cost of all the damage that they incurred in order to best the villain. And I'm all "ooooo they're in trouble now". And then the chief says, "I've just got one thing to say". And I'm thinking "they're fired. Their careers as cops are over". But what chief of police actually does say is "good work, fellas".

Forget Bruce Willis being dead the whole time. That was the sucker punch ending I still haven't been able to shake to this day.

Next your gonna tell me there is no rapping dog

elchip: Speaking of spoilers, CSB time:

So I'm watching Battlestar Galactica for the first time, on DVD. I went to Wikipedia to find the names of one of the actresses (most certainly not to see if she had ever done noodz). Okay, fine. I came back the next day to find the name of another one of the actresses (most certainly not to see if she had ever done noodz) and someone had updated the list of cast members to include which ones are the "final five" Cylons.

And now I have the big secret of the series ruined for me. I sent him an annoyed message, and we worked it out, and we're all cool now. But I still have the series spoiled for me.

Except for the last episode, which is supposed to be terrible. I'm not sure why, yet. Can it possibly be worst than the last episode of LOST?

So the moral of the story is, if you're looking for noodz of Cally, don't bother. And if you don't have your viewing experience ruined by looking at Wikipedia, thank me.


Sorry to spoil it for you, Battlestar Galactica is shiat. You're wasting your life watching it.

/There's a Final Five?
//And don't bother going to see Drive. There's not nearly enough driving as seen in the trailer.

elchip: Except for the last episode, which is supposed to be terrible. I'm not sure why, yet.

Just keep in mind that in the original series opening the words "Some say that life here began out there" were uttered. I think that most people forget that.

The ending was fine.

Well, yeah, maybe the ship sinks, but the people don't all die in this one I hope, because it would be real cool to have, like, some dude with a submarine come up and save them all and fall in love and stuff. That' would be great, yeah, I might go see this.

The only thing I wanna see in 3D involving that movie is naked Kate Winslet.

eddievercetti: SPOILER ALERT: Billy Zane is a cool dude

Really? I've heard he's an egotistical douchebag...which suits his role in Titanic perfectly.

The only thing I could tolerate Billy Zane in is Lake Consequence. If only for Joan Severance.

invictus2: Next your gonna tell me there is no rapping dog

IT'S PARTY TIME! IT'S PARTY TIME! EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE IT'S PARTY TIME!

Flappyhead: Sarcastica75: galactus5000: Sarcastica75: PizzaJedi81: Sarcastica75: YOU F*CKING C*NT! I NEVER SAW IT. I HAD NO CLUE DUMBLEDORE DIED.

Soylent green is people.

CURSES!

*flails tiny wrists*

/the dog dies at the end!

They're the same guy.

He was dead the whole time.

The gimpy one was Kaiser Soze

Luke is Darth Vader's father.

IlGreven: Really? I've heard he's an egotistical douchebag...which suits his role in Titanic perfectly.

Ironically, I've heard he's douche but he was cool in Zoolander but he always gets cast as a douche. Type casting at it's finest

Soylent green is people.

CURSES!

*flails tiny wrists*

/the dog dies at the end!

They're the same guy.

He was dead the whole time.

The gimpy one was Kaiser Soze

Luke is Darth Vader's father.

Her head is in the box.

NutWrench: I thought the ending of Titanic was very sad.
But then, Leonardo DiCaprio dies and we get a happy ending after all!

But then he came back in the sequel, Inception.

elchip: Speaking of spoilers, CSB time:

So I'm watching Battlestar Galactica for the first time, on DVD. I went to Wikipedia to find the names of one of the actresses (most certainly not to see if she had ever done noodz). Okay, fine. I came back the next day to find the name of another one of the actresses (most certainly not to see if she had ever done noodz) and someone had updated the list of cast members to include which ones are the "final five" Cylons.

And now I have the big secret of the series ruined for me. I sent him an annoyed message, and we worked it out, and we're all cool now. But I still have the series spoiled for me.

Except for the last episode, which is supposed to be terrible. I'm not sure why, yet. Can it possibly be worst than the last episode of LOST?


Yes. Yes it can.
My girlfriend stopped watching at the penultimate episode and refuses to watch the finale. And I kind of wish I could un-see it.

/Outside of a couple great episodes, season 4 BSG is much worse than the rest of the series. It turns into a cylon soap opera.

Sarcastica75: Tad_Waxpole: Soylent green is people.

CURSES!

*flails tiny wrists*

/the dog dies at the end!

They're the same guy.

He was dead the whole time.

The gimpy one was Kaiser Soze

Luke is Darth Vader's father.

Her head is in the box.

She has a penis. It was a crying shame.

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Sarcastica75: Tad_Waxpole: Soylent green is people.

CURSES!

*flails tiny wrists*

/the dog dies at the end!

They're the same guy.

He was dead the whole time.

The gimpy one was Kaiser Soze

Luke is Darth Vader's father.

Her head is in the box.

She has a penis. It was a crying shame.

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time

Karl Hungus just farks Bunny La Joya and leaves. He doesn't even fix the farking cable!!!