He told us he was hardcore. Why didn't we listen to him?

And then he jumped it?

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Sin_City_Superhero: If it's just you and your buddy making the claim, nobody is gonna believe it if you ain't got it on film. Pics or it didn't happen.

I once rode on the back of an Orca for almost 12 miles, greatest ride of my life

one time i was fishing and a big one grabbed my line and took off and pulled me out of the boat and across the water so fast the friction caught my shirt on fire and i had to let go of the fishin pole to fight the fire.

true story.

you should'a seen it.

Yeah, we're going to believe some stoner surfer dude....riiiiiggghhhttt...

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not impressed....waaapaahhh

From the article: they "...paddled to shore as fast as they could."

Well, you wouldn't expect them to stay in the water. "Hey, you think int'll come back?" "Nah, dude, we only look a little like seals, it wouldn't want to bite us." "You're righ... AAAAUUUGH!"

CSB: One time, in my law enforcement days, I was on an old fishing boat searching for this shark that had been harrassing my town. I had this snotty rich scientist and an old man who claimed to be in World War II. I was very doubtful of that claim. Anyway, there I was slinging chum into the water and biatching up a storm about it. It sucked. Neither of the other guys had to do it. "Hooper drives the boat, Chief" was all the captain would say when I complained. Suddenly, this giant shark seemed to jump out of the water at me. Before I knew it, it disappeared back into the water and I realized we needed a bigger boat. I tried to tell the old bastard but he wouldn't listen. To make a long story short, the boat got destroyed, the captain was eaten by the shark, and I had to share a couple of barrels with the rich kid in order to get home. That was a bad afternoon.

nans

Ace Rimmer is not impressed.

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Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this wave for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad surfboard. Not like going down the pond floatin' on kickboards and tubin'. This board, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and ride him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the nose, the rails, the tail, the whole damn thing.

JC

I almost tried surfing once, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Approves.

From a different article:

"Well, I'll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business!" Surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that shark and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"

All he needs is some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and he's fine.

I believe the logical thing would be to suck its d*ck.

He claims several seconds, not a 360 flophouse backslide or whatever. I want to believe.

i say FALSE

TravisBickle62: I once rode on the back of an Orca for almost 12 miles, greatest ride of my life

then you haven't met Rosie...

New extreme and ironic sport? All the hipsters should try it.

Yeah. Cool story. I heard another one: Hansel says...

StoPPeRmobile: Approves.
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FIrst thing I thought of. Came here for this, leaving satisfied. Thanks :)

/ What a guy!

It's true! It happened. I was having coffee with the shark day before yesterday and he told me the whole thing is true.

I don't always go surfing, but when I do . . . .

I wonder if he got sooooo pitted...

There are no pics, but the dude can prove it happened. he can take you to his garage and show you the wetsuit he was hearing. there's poop.

Really? No one?

tothekor: CSB: One time, in my law enforcement days, I was on an old fishing boat searching for this shark that had been harrassing my town. I had this snotty rich scientist and an old man who claimed to be in World War II. I was very doubtful of that claim. Anyway, there I was slinging chum into the water and biatching up a storm about it. It sucked. Neither of the other guys had to do it. "Hooper drives the boat, Chief" was all the captain would say when I complained. Suddenly, this giant shark seemed to jump out of the water at me. Before I knew it, it disappeared back into the water and I realized we needed a bigger boat. I tried to tell the old bastard but he wouldn't listen. To make a long story short, the boat got destroyed, the captain was eaten by the shark, and I had to share a couple of barrels with the rich kid in order to get home. That was a bad afternoon.

"Yeah, come on back and chum some o' this shiat..."

I can think of worse places to be, like in his mouth.

TravisBickle62: I once rode on the back of an Orca for almost 12 miles, greatest ride of my life

What happens between you and your girlfriend is none of our business.

Maestro1701: TravisBickle62: I once rode on the back of an Orca for almost 12 miles, greatest ride of my life

What happens between you and your girlfriend is none of our business.


It is when they do it for 12 miles in public.

SearchN: Maestro1701: TravisBickle62: I once rode on the back of an Orca for almost 12 miles, greatest ride of my life

What happens between you and your girlfriend is none of our business.


It is when they do it for 12 miles in public.

That's what that was? I thought it was a guy humping a parade float...

Clawhammer: Next thing you'll know he'll be saying:

Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!

More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom?

Meth....................... is there anything it can't do?

Here he is as a child.

I've swum with dolphins had them carry me around, and it was fun. But a shark?

Self-soiling mechanism..ENGAGE!!!

Did he have a light saber?