Accepting donations to legal defense fund?

i'm happy to reap the rewards of his transgressions.

way to take one for the team, hacker guy.

Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Lil Bowwow, Larry Sanders, Dennis Franz, Bobcat Goldthwait.

Hell, Larry Sanders isn't even a real person, is he?

I hope he got all the nude photos uploaded in time

If there is one thing I learned from the Sara Palin hacked Email debackle a couple of years ago its that if you ever manage to become famous....

1) Don't make your email something like F­M­M­ylast­nameoo­h­a­yco­m, come up with a handle

2) Don't make your security question or password something that someone could find on a wikipedia or imdb page about you like your DOB, marriage date, kids name, kids birthday, etc.

Some of the female celebrities hacked, notably Johansson, have had naked photos of themselves distributed online.

SOME? As in some of those listed in the same hack as Johansson have had theirs leaked as well? Where?!

Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Breshnev
Lenny Bruce
Lester Bangs
Birthday Party
Cheese Cake
Jelly Bean

Oldiron_79: debackle

Because guessing a password or knowing the answers to password retrieval questions is "hacking".

Would the FBI even bother if Scarlett, Mila, etc. were not rich and famous?

Lets hope he left a dead-man code like on Lost.
If he does not enter 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 every day it uploads all the nudes!

So can this result be the anticipated sentence for all employees of FoxNews, etc., etc. and their phone hacks..

/10,000 hacked phones, times, 20 years each, equals, victory!.....
//Not gonna happen, but ahhhhhh.

I'm pretty sure D.F. is Diana Fire.

moothemagiccow: Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Breshnev
Lenny Bruce
Lester Bangs
Birthday Party
Cheese Cake
Jelly Bean

That's Great
It starts with an earthquake

Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money.

Some men just want to give the world porn.

farkingismybusiness: Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money.
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Some men just want to give the world porn.

oh holy fark, you win dude

Sorry, but unless the FBI posts these 'alleged nude photos' of the celebrities he hacked, this thread is useless.

We are Farkers: WE DEMAND PROOF!

zvoidx: [img819.imageshack.us image 200x300]
"Look at mah booooooooobs!!
Aw, wait...not for free!"

Well put.

Oldiron_79: If there is one thing I learned from the Sara Palin hacked Email debackle a couple of years ago its that if you ever manage to become famous....

1) Don't make your email something like FMMylastname[nospam-﹫-backwards]oohay*com, come up with a handle

2) Don't make your security question or password something that someone could find on a wikipedia or imdb page about you like your DOB, marriage date, kids name, kids birthday, etc.

Relying on users to make proper information security decisions is mind bogglingly stupid.

/so are security questions

The standard security questions like: Where did you go to high school and what was the name of your first pet, ARE pretty stupid.

My answers to questions like that are always food-related: sausagepizza, gianttacos, hostesscherrypie, etc...

shower_in_my_socks: Smokey the Bare: So, is it worth hacking into celebrity e-mail accounts if then end result is 121 years in prison?


What is the punishment for hacking the FBI to get the rest of the unreleased photos? You know there's an agent there who just got the luckiest job ever.

/EVER

It's the FBI, not the TSA....

/It'll take weeks, not hours...

zvoidx: [img819.imageshack.us image 200x300]
"Look at mah booooooooobs!!
Aw, wait...not for free!"

Not my fault you don't know how to use the delete option. By the way, your ass is lovely, you should show it more.

zvoidx: [img819.imageshack.us image 200x300]
"Look at mah booooooooobs!!
Aw, wait...not for free!"

There's just something a bit off about that picture. It's like looking at a RealDoll.

demonfaerie: Link (new window)

This was a feature article link on the right side of this article, and it seems like a good fit.

Saw that.

Man Admits Injecting Semen Into Yogurt



Now with extra probiotics for even faster pooping!

farkingismybusiness: Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money.
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Some men just want to give the world porn.

One day, we found a pic with boobs the size of tangerines...

/tangerines...

diaphoresis: My answers to questions like that are always food-related: sausagepizza, gianttacos, hostesscherrypie, etc...

Cool. What bank are you with?

MrEricSir: diaphoresis: My answers to questions like that are always food-related: sausagepizza, gianttacos, hostesscherrypie, etc...

Cool. What bank are you with?

Bank of America.... for 2 more days...

diaphoresis: The standard security questions like: Where did you go to high school and what was the name of your first pet, ARE pretty stupid.

My answers to questions like that are always food-related: sausagepizza, gianttacos, hostesscherrypie, etc...

Is this the thread where we accidentally our whole passwords ?

/Off to try cracking diaphoresis' Fark PW

> Scarlett's were exceptional. And I say that with all due respect to her privacy. But, pretty epic.

Eh? That boob shot was taken in a VERY flattering position.

Face it, there is NOTHING special about these "stars" Some of them look pretty good, but nothing you wouldn't find in a club on any given weekend.

/you wanna see epic boobs? look up aurora jolie

diaphoresis: The standard security questions like: Where did you go to high school and what was the name of your first pet, ARE pretty stupid.

My answers to questions like that are always food-related: sausagepizza, gianttacos, hostesscherrypie, etc...

*starts "hacking" diaphoresis*

After seeing this today - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HNYeyjd5z0&feature=feedf - I wouldn't mind one of Melanie Iglesias...

WOW she's hot.

diaphoresis: MrEricSir: diaphoresis: My answers to questions like that are always food-related: sausagepizza, gianttacos, hostesscherrypie, etc...

Cool. What bank are you with?

Bank of America.... for 2 more days...

Oh damn, well I'd better hurry up hacking your account then!

shower_in_my_socks: Smokey the Bare: So, is it worth hacking into celebrity e-mail accounts if then end result is 121 years in prison?


What is the punishment for hacking the FBI to get the rest of the unreleased photos? You know there's an agent there who just got the luckiest job ever.

/EVER

FBI Director: Johnson! Why is it taking 15 minutes to log in each piece of evidence here?! We'll be here all week!

Johnson: I know...

You don't see people going to too much trouble to hack Jenna Jamesons phone for nude pics.

So Scarlett, if you really want this to stop . . . you know what you must do.

/Are there any legal loopholes that say you can break the law if it serves a greater purpose? Like if you run in to a burning building to save a child without permission you are technically trespassing, possibly kidnapping as well, but generally they will give you a pass on that sort of thing. Seems like there ought to be. And there are plenty of spare kids in this world, but as far as we know only one pair of Scarlett Johansson boobs. What if she'd been hit by a bus or something? The world would have no photographic evidence that they ever existed.

diaphoresis: The standard security questions like: Where did you go to high school and what was the name of your first pet, ARE pretty stupid.

My answers to questions like that are always food-related: sausagepizza, gianttacos, hostesscherrypie, etc...

I pick a phrase from a movie or TV show.
The first letter in the word is a character in the password, toss in random upper, lower, numbers and special characters and it's all good.

I have a bad feeling about this (NO this is not current or been used) becomes something like:
1IhabFat#