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(ESPN) Amusing Kansas City Chiefs loosen up before games like any professional sports team, by dropping their beanbags into each others' cornholes   (espn.go.com) divider line 45
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2011-10-12 04:14:48 PM
Whatever it takes man. If it gets us catches like this, they can do whatever they want to each other.
 
2011-10-12 04:26:40 PM
I hate Todd Haley.
 
2011-10-12 04:26:46 PM
t3.gstatic.com

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.
 
2011-10-12 05:07:31 PM
How could they not know how this was all going to sound?

I think we got trolled by the entire Kansas City Chiefs team, people. They're probably falling all over themselves laughing right now.
 
2011-10-12 05:08:34 PM
Figures the Chiefs would be into cornholing each other. Unlike the Raiders, who cornhole each other while holding a gun to each others' head. And the Chargers, who cornhole each other while desperately looking around for someone to care.

/Go Broncos
 
2011-10-12 05:08:51 PM
Here in eastern NC, we're smart enough to call it "bean bag toss".
 
2011-10-12 05:12:20 PM
"We bought one at an auction this summer for a kid who was in an accident, and it was just painted up really nice, it had the name of the place we go to eat all the time,"


You bought a sick kid a beanbag toss game that was painted with the name of a restaurant on it?
Well, that's nice I guess. Better than nothing.
 
2011-10-12 05:13:13 PM
You haven't really made it until you've had a tournament named for you. I give you the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic:

Link (new window)
 
2011-10-12 05:15:05 PM
Goddamn it Haley, you couldn't have just grew up playing washers or horseshoes like normal people?
 
2011-10-12 05:16:57 PM
mitchcumstein1: I hate Todd Haley.

I like Todd Haley.
 
2011-10-12 05:21:12 PM
Ive suspected this for years.
 
2011-10-12 05:23:27 PM
Rustybumperjack: mitchcumstein1: I hate Todd Haley.

I like Todd Haley.


Well, then a fight to the death it is.
 
2011-10-12 05:24:18 PM
Treygreen13: "We bought one at an auction this summer for a kid who was in an accident, and it was just painted up really nice, it had the name of the place we go to eat all the time,"


You bought a sick kid a beanbag toss game that was painted with the name of a restaurant on it?
Well, that's nice I guess. Better than nothing.


So they painted it "Applebee's"?
 
2011-10-12 05:28:37 PM
mitchcumstein1: Rustybumperjack: mitchcumstein1: I hate Todd Haley.

I like Todd Haley.

Well, then a fight to the death it is.


I used to think Todd Haley was the worst coach of any of my teams, then KU hired Turner Gil after one 'not shiatty season with Buffalo' and became the 'hot it coach', so KU grabbed him... Remember how Charles Barkley was railing on Auburn for hiring Gene Chizik and not Turner? How'd that turn out for them again?*

* impending NCAA sanctions notwithstanding
 
2011-10-12 05:43:12 PM
tnpir: Figures the Chiefs would be into cornholing each other. Unlike the Raiders, who cornhole each other while holding a gun to each others' head. And the Chargers, who cornhole each other while desperately looking around for someone to care.

/Go Broncos


... or the Broncos fans who cornhole each other while screaming Tebow's name.

/the air tastes a little bitter down there in the basement huh?
 
2011-10-12 05:55:31 PM
I've played many a game of cornhole in Ocean City, so I'm getting a kick.
 
2011-10-12 05:57:04 PM
I somehow never knew about that game until the past year or two. It's fun as shiat.
 
2011-10-12 06:02:31 PM
jayhawk88: Goddamn it Haley, you couldn't have just grew up playing washers or horseshoes like normal people?

This. Bean bags suck.
 
2011-10-12 06:16:26 PM
Ponzholio: mitchcumstein1: Rustybumperjack: mitchcumstein1: I hate Todd Haley.

I like Todd Haley.

Well, then a fight to the death it is.

I used to think Todd Haley was the worst coach of any of my teams, then KU hired Turner Gil after one 'not shiatty season with Buffalo' and became the 'hot it coach', so KU grabbed him... Remember how Charles Barkley was railing on Auburn for hiring Gene Chizik and not Turner? How'd that turn out for them again?*

* impending NCAA sanctions notwithstanding


Turner Gil is just out of his element, he's in over his head. Todd Haley is an idiot, and an arrogant idiot to boot.

I don't know how good a coach Gene Chizik is either, he was terrible at Iowa Stat, but I do know Cam Newton is a certified badass.
 
2011-10-12 06:17:40 PM
Ponzholio

I'm not 100% sold on Ned Yost either.
 
2011-10-12 06:48:36 PM
Doesn't every team in the NFL have a pool table and playstations and shiat in their locker room? How the fark is this national news?

THIS JUST IN: Apparently the Texas Rangers sometimes play "cards." Developing...
 
2011-10-12 07:37:15 PM
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2011-10-12 08:42:32 PM
Ponzholio: Treygreen13: "We bought one at an auction this summer for a kid who was in an accident, and it was just painted up really nice, it had the name of the place we go to eat all the time,"


You bought a sick kid a beanbag toss game that was painted with the name of a restaurant on it?
Well, that's nice I guess. Better than nothing.

So they painted it "Applebee's"?


what do you think they like better, the ambiance or the decor?

/obscure
 
2011-10-12 08:46:42 PM
ambience rather
 
2011-10-12 10:00:05 PM
I am uncomfortable with a game which sounds like a euphemism for anal sex.

I am more uncomfortable when I see county fairs announce they are having tournaments for a game which sounds like a euphemism for anal sex.

I am even MORE uncomfortable when I see Protestant churches announce they are having tournaments for a game which sounds like a euphemism for anal sex.
 
2011-10-12 10:37:59 PM
mitchcumstein1: Rustybumperjack: mitchcumstein1: I hate Todd Haley.

I like Todd Haley.

Well, then a fight to the death it is.


I'm in, and my weapons of choice are my testicles - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. I'm also bringing the inflatable baseball bat that I won a Six Flags over Texas during a grueling weight guessing match when I was 12 years old.
 
2011-10-12 10:39:22 PM
 
2011-10-12 11:20:45 PM
rjakobi: I am uncomfortable with a game which sounds like a euphemism for anal sex.

I am more uncomfortable when I see county fairs announce they are having tournaments for a game which sounds like a euphemism for anal sex.

I am even MORE uncomfortable when I see Protestant churches announce they are having tournaments for a game which sounds like a euphemism for anal sex.


How do you feel about anal sex?
 
2011-10-13 02:07:34 AM
Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ. No wonder we can't win a game.
 
2011-10-13 03:16:30 AM
Jimmy Scheisskopf: You haven't really made it until you've had a tournament named for you. I give you the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic:

Link (new window)


I don't care how innocent this link supposedly is, I'm not clicking on americancornhole.org.
 
2011-10-13 08:59:04 AM
mitchcumstein1: I hate Todd Haley.

I hate Lamar Hunt (posthumously). I hate Carl Petersen. I hate Marty Schottenheimer. And I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

dalaughingbarrel.com
 
2011-10-13 09:46:54 AM
the1hatman: tnpir: Figures the Chiefs would be into cornholing each other. Unlike the Raiders, who cornhole each other while holding a gun to each others' head. And the Chargers, who cornhole each other while desperately looking around for someone to care.

/Go Broncos

... or the Broncos fans who cornhole each other while screaming Tebow's name.

/the air tastes a little bitter down there in the basement huh?


HEY.....


...SHUT UP.
 
2011-10-13 10:08:52 AM
Everybody likes a good cornholeing.
 
2011-10-13 10:11:36 AM
UNC_Samurai: Here in eastern NC, we're smart enough to call it "bean bag toss".

Here in Iowa, too.
 
2011-10-13 10:15:03 AM
tnpir: the1hatman: tnpir: Figures the Chiefs would be into cornholing each other. Unlike the Raiders, who cornhole each other while holding a gun to each others' head. And the Chargers, who cornhole each other while desperately looking around for someone to care.

/Go Broncos

... or the Broncos fans who cornhole each other while screaming Tebow's name.

/the air tastes a little bitter down there in the basement huh?

HEY.....


...SHUT UP.


Believe me I know the air down there all too well...

/Raiders fan
 
2011-10-13 10:20:28 AM
I'm over it now: UNC_Samurai: Here in eastern NC, we're smart enough to call it "bean bag toss".

Here in Iowa, too.


In PA we are childish and like to call it corn hole.
 
2011-10-13 12:58:42 PM
the1hatman: tnpir: the1hatman: tnpir: Figures the Chiefs would be into cornholing each other. Unlike the Raiders, who cornhole each other while holding a gun to each others' head. And the Chargers, who cornhole each other while desperately looking around for someone to care.

/Go Broncos

... or the Broncos fans who cornhole each other while screaming Tebow's name.

/the air tastes a little bitter down there in the basement huh?

HEY.....


...SHUT UP.

Believe me I know the air down there all too well...

/Raiders fan


I hear you. What makes it especially hard for me is that the Broncos have not, in my lifetime, been this bad. It's quite a new feeling. And for that I would really, REALLY like to punch Josh McDaniels in the mouth.
 
2011-10-13 01:16:02 PM
tnpir: I hear you. What makes it especially hard for me is that the Broncos have not, in my lifetime, been this bad. It's quite a new feeling. And for that I would really, REALLY like to punch Josh McDaniels in the mouth.

Well I believe Jon Fox will get Denver turned around fairly quickly though. Keep in mind that he had no offseason to begin building his own squad with the lockout so this year he is stuck with what McDaniels left him inclluding the Orton/Tebow mess. Give him a few years and he'll build a winner there soon enough, much to my chagrin mind you. Hell he already has them running the ball better with a barely decent back. If he can get you guys a real QB next offseason you guys will be in better shape PDQ.

That being said, I hope I'm wrong! ;-)
 
2011-10-13 02:27:32 PM
I have a set of custom made Kansas City Chiefs cornhole boards so I'm getting a kick....

and Cornhole is king of the backyard/tailgate games. Washers, Horse-shoes or even that ball-on-a-string golf game don't compare.
 
2011-10-13 03:05:40 PM
UNC_Samurai: Here in eastern NC, we're smart enough to call it "bean bag toss".

I've been playing around the Raleigh area for the last two years, and everywhere it's called 'cornhole'.
 
2011-10-13 06:37:28 PM
tnpir: And for that I would really, REALLY like to punch Josh McDaniels in the mouth.

The sh*tshow started under Shanahan. McDaniels inherited a sh*t team that was expected to be among the league's worst before he accidentally went and won the first six games with them. Then reality set in.
 
2011-10-13 08:23:42 PM
I am a cornhole God. Wait... lemme rephrase... never mind.

/please do not come to a KC thread to speak of Donkeys, Chargers or Raiders. Get yer own darn thread.
//off my red and white lawn, please
 
2011-10-14 12:39:17 PM
IAmRight: tnpir: And for that I would really, REALLY like to punch Josh McDaniels in the mouth.

The sh*tshow started under Shanahan. McDaniels inherited a sh*t team that was expected to be among the league's worst before he accidentally went and won the first six games with them. Then reality set in.


Somewhat true, but McDaniels took the gifts he was given (the Cutler trade picks) and spent them on the equivalent a '77 Ford Galaxy and a quart of pork fried rice. His total inability to scout talent (trading up to get Robert Ayers, drafting a receiver who can't go 15 minutes without a major injury, spending a high pick on a running back who couldn't run through ME, drafting Tebow in the first round when he could have waited until the third) have set the franchise back far more than Shanahan did.
 
2011-10-14 02:00:43 PM
Ah, another cornhole thread. Where we all dance around the inevitable necessity to pronounce our love of the noblest of backyard sports. But seriously, I am the cornhole king!

/earned that nickname at a family gathering after dominating the competition.
//I'm probably not alone in thinking that jokes about the name of the game are a part of its appeal?
///CORNHOLE!!!
 
2011-10-14 03:24:47 PM
tnpir: His total inability to scout talent (trading up to get Robert Ayers

Which was lauded at the time because Denver needed defense and he had been a beast in the ESS EEE SEE!

tnpir: drafting a receiver who can't go 15 minutes without a major injury

The guy who didn't have any injury issues at GT, then tore off 8 receptions for 97 yards and a TD in his first game as a pro? Of course he should've known he'd get injured and wasn't worth a high pick.

tnpir: spending a high pick on a running back who couldn't run through ME,

Who was considered a full-on beast, a guy who could do anything based on his domination of the ESS EEE SEE!

tnpir: drafting Tebow in the first round when he could have waited until the third)

That part was silly. What was sillier is giving someone in their first head-coaching gig both the GM and head coaching authority. Compounding the mistake is firing McDaniels, the best guy to probably coach him in the league, and bringing in John Fox, who led one of the few (if not the only) team that was sh*ttier than the Broncos. At least fan pressure has forced him to start Tebow and now they might actually get something out of that draft pick.

The biggest issues were the high-profile departures, but even those weren't on McDaniels. Peyton Hillis had been buried by Shanahan, too. No one expected him to have the year he had last year with the Browns. Brandon Marshall wasn't going to be back - no way was Bowlen going to give what Miami gave for a guy with lots of off-field problems. Cutler was a b*tch who threw a snit-fit and didn't want to come back to the team when he found out they might be interested in another QB.
 
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