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(CNNGo) Amusing Most fascinating part of using a 1975 guide to tour Asia? "Meeting folk who were written about in the old guidebook, still running restaurants, cooking in the kitchens and manning hotel desks." That and getting high everywhere you go   (cnngo.com) divider line 32
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2011-10-12 01:29:00 PM
I'd like to read that.
 
2011-10-12 02:07:36 PM
Meh, when I did SE Asia the last place you wanted to stay was anyplace mentioned in the Lonely Planet books. Overpriced and didn't care about quality because they knew the next batch of people who couldn't look around for a second because "it's not in the guidebook!" would come through and pay the inflated prices for nothing much. Luckily said places advertise like nothing else so not hard to avoid them.

I really have a hard time believing this guy would be so naive as to order a "mushroom pizza" in that part of the world and not know what was going to happen.
 
2011-10-12 02:27:54 PM
It would be fun doing that. Getting caught up in the heat of the moment,
 
2011-10-12 04:37:37 PM
ASIA Tour? They signed a poster and I had it framed.
 
2011-10-12 04:38:54 PM
except the book is sex tours of asia '75


/ewwwww
//well except the prices listed in the book havent changed
 
2011-10-12 04:39:11 PM
It was the heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant
 
2011-10-12 04:39:29 PM
If you can still go to a bar in Pakistan and buy hash hits for a nickel for the bong on the bar, I'm in.
 
2011-10-12 04:44:01 PM
I saw of "Best of New York 1982-83" at Goodwill the other day. Thought about picking it up.
 
2011-10-12 04:45:49 PM
Our first stop is in Bogota
To check Columbian fields
The natives smile and pass along
A sample of their yield
Sweet Jamaican pipe dreams
Golden Acapulco nights
Then Morocco, and the East,
Fly by morning light

We're on the train to Bangkok
Aboard the Thailand Express
We'll hit the stops along the way
We only stop for the best

Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon
We burn the midnight oil
The fragrance of Afghanistan
Rewards a long day's toil
Pulling into Katmandu
Smoke rings fill the air
Perfumed by a Nepal night
The Express gets you there

/oblig
//Rush rules
 
2011-10-12 04:51:25 PM
I hear it's crazy cheap... once you get there. That $1000+ plane ticket is a tough purchase.
 
2011-10-12 04:52:44 PM
Andromeda: Meh, when I did SE Asia ...

What sort of a tour were you on?
 
2011-10-12 04:57:11 PM
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/1973, biatches.
 
2011-10-12 04:57:17 PM
all the guidebook says is "Mostly Harmless"?
 
2011-10-12 04:57:48 PM
Andromeda: Meh, when I did SE Asia the last place you wanted to stay was anyplace mentioned in the Lonely Planet books. Overpriced and didn't care about quality because they knew the next batch of people who couldn't look around for a second because "it's not in the guidebook!" would come through and pay the inflated prices for nothing much. Luckily said places advertise like nothing else so not hard to avoid them.

THIS.

When my now-wife and I went to Hanoi we ate from street vendors and little restaurants that caught our eye, it was all delicious and cheap. On our last night there we decided to crack open the LP guide and picked a place they raved about. One overpriced meal with rude service and a side of food poisoning later we had learned our lesson.
 
2011-10-12 05:21:29 PM
FTA: Beth has since moved to Australia, and we are getting married in Minneapolis in January next year.

Good for them, but I hope he and his Australian friends know what the weather is like in Minneapolis in January.
 
2011-10-12 05:22:13 PM
germ78: FTA: Beth has since moved to Australia, and we are getting married in Minneapolis in January next year.

Good for them, but I hope he and his Australian friends know what the weather is like in Minneapolis in January.


January is the middle of summer! Oy oy oy!
 
2011-10-12 05:23:28 PM
Grand Poohbah: On our last night there we decided to crack open the LP guide and picked a place they raved about. One overpriced meal with rude service and a side of food poisoning later we had learned our lesson.

Well, there goes the idea of using my 1972 edition of "Europe on $5 a Day" to retrace the steps of my youth.
 
2011-10-12 06:06:11 PM
I have a 50 year old camping / wilderness survival book but this sounds slightly more enjoyable.
 
2011-10-12 06:08:17 PM
StoneColdAtheist: Well, there goes the idea of using my 1972 edition of "Europe on $5 a Day" to retrace the steps of my youth.

Make sure you point out when they tell you the price has gone up that Lonely Planet says it hasn't.

They love hearing that.
 
2011-10-12 06:16:58 PM
Andromeda: Meh, when I did SE Asia the last place you wanted to stay was anyplace mentioned in the Lonely Planet books. Overpriced and didn't care about quality because they knew the next batch of people who couldn't look around for a second because "it's not in the guidebook!" would come through and pay the inflated prices for nothing much. Luckily said places advertise like nothing else so not hard to avoid them.

I really have a hard time believing this guy would be so naive as to order a "mushroom pizza" in that part of the world and not know what was going to happen.


I actually stayed at the 12 Palms in Koh Chang because of a Lonely Planet recommendation, I lived in Thailand at the time, so I had a good idea of rates and quality. It was a great deal, and I could book it by phone in advance. Glad I did ...

And if it's still there, check it out ...
 
2011-10-12 06:30:00 PM
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/1973, biatches.


Phred! You know, it is rare to find Vietnamese who know the complete works of Cole Porter.
 
2011-10-12 06:44:57 PM
CNNGo is such a hack site, full of articles who's sole purpose is to shill some book
 
2011-10-12 06:58:55 PM
As a commenter mentions on the article page, I recommend Theroux's Great Railway Bazaar and the followup Ghost Train to the Eastern Star, tracing the same journey 30 years later as an old man.

It's not a travel guide, it's travel essay, but the idea of following a 1975 guidebook on a modern day tour reminded me of the two journeys by Theroux decades apart.
 
2011-10-12 08:04:26 PM
I got the Lonely Planet city guide when I was in Bangkok, but other than the maps and directions to museums, it was pretty much useless.

Not to mention that it said not to take motorcycle taxis because the traffic was too dangerous, and well, where's the fun in that? It's by far the easiest way to get around other than the sky train.
 
2011-10-12 08:45:40 PM
Jake Havechek: If you can still go to a bar in Pakistan and buy hash hits for a nickel for the bong on the bar, I'm in.

sure, as long as you are not an american
for that, they will first sell you the crappy hash and then call the religious police
 
2011-10-12 08:59:15 PM
The thai stick was cheap back then. and strong.
or so they tell me
I live in a somewhat squalid city in SE Asia. Just about every tourist I see is toting around the obligatory LP book. Fortunately , most are bootleg copies as they are xeroxed and bound here, sold for $2 or so
 
2011-10-12 09:12:46 PM
Andromeda: Meh, when I did SE Asia the last place you wanted to stay was anyplace mentioned in the Lonely Planet books. Overpriced and didn't care about quality because they knew the next batch of people who couldn't look around for a second because "it's not in the guidebook!" would come through and pay the inflated prices for nothing much. Luckily said places advertise like nothing else so not hard to avoid them.

That's why you look around on your own, of course, but also grab a guidebook that's not Lonely Planet. A few years back I backpacked around China for several months armed with a copy of Let's Go! China instead of the super-obligatory LP. Let's Go has kind of a reputation as being the short-bus of guidebooks, aimed at college freshmen cruising around western Europe. (Indeed, I remember some LP-toting Eurotrash backpacker girl openly sneering at my guidebook. Biatch.) In four months I never ran across another person with a copy.

But it plus an open mind led me to tons of awesome places off the beaten path that nobody went to, simply because they weren't in the All-Holy Lonely Planet Bible.

It's not like the 80s when Frommer's and Lonely Planet were the only games in town...Moon, Rough Guides, and Bradt all make good budget-oriented guidebooks to tons of places, and they all have the advantage of being Not Lonely Planet.
 
2011-10-12 09:29:34 PM
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He has visited 77 countries and written several travel books, including: ..."Where's Wallis?"
 
2011-10-12 10:29:48 PM
My only Lonely Planet experience in Asia:

Staying overnight in Kuala Terengganu, Malaysia, Lonely Planet guidebook left in the hotel lobby said: "There is little to see or do in or around Kuala Terengganu and nothing to do by night". And they were right.

About as close to "Mostly Harmless" as I can imagine.
 
2011-10-12 10:37:24 PM
LP is still around? All the cool hipsters who've done SEA get to ask that question, it's like a secret handshake.
Gomplaing lah-or nas!
 
2011-10-13 12:18:22 AM
Lt. Col. Angus: I saw of "Best of New York 1982-83" at Goodwill the other day. Thought about picking it up.

It's outdated. The observation tower attraction at the World Trade Center is closed now

/too soon?
 
2011-10-13 02:23:47 AM
The food poisoning is easy to get as in 1975.
 
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