Stupid record, stupid PR attempt.
Let me know when she goes for the gangbang record.

Green lit without any comments, I guess the mods are just begging for Conservatives to bash the FL.

One minute of jumping jacks? Back in my day we had to create our own gravity and do jumping jacks uphill both ways to school.

Secret Service agents then swooped.

Didn't they check those kids for weapons before the record attempt? Moo-chelle much have been terrified.

After reading the comments I had to make sure it wasn't on FR.

"The Drudge headline said she was nearly trampled. I saw nothing of the kind on the video. Imagine my disappointment."

"Get a load of the picture. Was it taken in Kenya? Let's just state the obvious folks. Whenever there is a photo op you see a token white cracker here and there."

"Wookie needs a burger after that."

"Michelle is a racist pig. I realize that this is insulting to pigs, sorry."

"No caucasions in the group, Mooshelle ate them I quess."

Latinwolf: Green lit without any comments, I guess the mods are just begging for Conservatives to bash the FL.

They get to work out their racist tendencies and their sexist tendencies all in one thread! It will truly be a fecal bonanza.

Jumping Jacks are named after Moscow Jack McDonald, the founder of the Canadian Communist Party. Michelle knows this from all the dinner parties where she hung out Bill Ayers and other Canadian Commie Conspirators. This was a terrorist fist jab to all of her "homies" in the Quebec Separatist Movement. They used to say he was jumping into communism. That's where the name jumping jacks came from.

You won't hear about this in the lamestream MSM media.

Moo-chelle? Is that a thing now?

Haven't these idiots spent the last few years making fun of her arms for being too muscular and defined? And now they're implying that she's fat?

Christ.

Glenford: After reading the comments I had to make sure it wasn't on FR.

"The Drudge headline said she was nearly trampled. I saw nothing of the kind on the video. Imagine my disappointment."

"Get a load of the picture. Was it taken in Kenya? Let's just state the obvious folks. Whenever there is a photo op you see a token white cracker here and there."

"Wookie needs a burger after that."

"Michelle is a racist pig. I realize that this is insulting to pigs, sorry."

"No caucasions in the group, Mooshelle ate them I quess."

What. The. Fark.

I can't even address those comments. Racist? Racist against...? Cartwheels?? And implying she's fat? Where?! And... And... Christ. I see stupid people. :(

Redheaded Stepchild: Moo-chelle? Is that a thing now?

Haven't these idiots spent the last few years making fun of her arms for being too muscular and defined? And now they're implying that she's fat?

Christ.

I just like how her association with Obama makes her into INSTANT HATE.

Like Obama or not, there's a huge childhood obesity problem in this country. Michelle Obama is fighting it, and that's good for everyone - again, whether you like her and her husband or not.

Man, getting kids to exercise? What a farking cow.

Submitted First With a Better Headline: Like Obama or not, there's a huge childhood obesity problem in this country. Michelle Obama is fighting it, and that's good for everyone - again, whether you like her and her husband or not.

Man, getting kids to exercise? What a farking cow.

I realize this is very partisan, but here's what I think:

Nancy Reagan on Drugs: "Just say no!"
Michelle Obama on Obesity: "Come do jumping jacks with me!"

I'm not going to denigrate the Just Say No campaign, but to me, the jumping jacks thing - minor as it is! - is more inclusive and productive.

How does a woman with stilts for legs almost get trampled by anything?

Aidan: Glenford: After reading the comments I had to make sure it wasn't on FR.

"The Drudge headline said she was nearly trampled. I saw nothing of the kind on the video. Imagine my disappointment."

"Get a load of the picture. Was it taken in Kenya? Let's just state the obvious folks. Whenever there is a photo op you see a token white cracker here and there."

"Wookie needs a burger after that."

"Michelle is a racist pig. I realize that this is insulting to pigs, sorry."

"No caucasions in the group, Mooshelle ate them I quess."

What. The. Fark.

I can't even address those comments. Racist? Racist against...? Cartwheels?? And implying she's fat? Where?! And... And... Christ. I see stupid people. :(

And those were just the first 2 pages of comments. I couldn't stomach reading anymore.

Redheaded Stepchild: Haven't these idiots spent the last few years making fun of her arms for being too muscular and defined? And now they're implying that she's fat?

Michelle Obama could cure cancer, and Fox would accuse her of stealing jobs from scientists.

They just hate her. I doesn't matter what she does.

Well, yeah, because what kind of sick son of biatch would not want the first lady to get hurt?

The important thing to take away from this is: jumping jacks rock (new window).

a stupid ugly marxist biatch.

FlashHarry: i don't remember the left wishing death for laura bush. they may have made fun of her stepford wife-ish zombie smile - but i don't recall any vitriolic hatred for the woman. what gives? why does the first lady inspire people to wish her death or injury?

It may have to do with proximity. As in, the FLOTUS is near!

fredsnake: a stupid ugly marxist biatch.

Hey, he's not a marxist.

And she's probably not all that stupid. either.

Whether she's a biatch or not, I couldn't say; I haven't seen much of her behavior.

I can almost guarntee that Michelle Obama is much smarter and prettier than the average Freeper wife.

FlashHarry: i don't remember the left wishing death for laura bush. they may have made fun of her stepford wife-ish zombie smile - but i don't recall any vitriolic hatred for the woman. what gives? why does the first lady inspire people to wish her death or injury?

FlashHarry: i don't remember the left wishing death for laura bush. they may have made fun of her stepford wife-ish zombie smile - but i don't recall any vitriolic hatred for the woman. what gives?

I'd chalk that up to "faulty memory caused by administration adjustment and/or ideological issues" and just move on.

Submitted First With a Better Headline: Man, getting kids to exercise? What a farking cow.

You know who else had their kids youth exercise?

Greenlighting a headline that wishes that the First Lady was dead: a new low for Fark. Congrats, modmins, on your awesome achievement.

Jairzinho:

You know who else had their kids youth exercise?

The Young Men's Christian Association?

Redheaded Stepchild: Moo-chelle? Is that a thing now?

Haven't these idiots spent the last few years making fun of her arms for being too muscular and defined? And now they're implying that she's fat?

Christ.


I've always heard it pronounce Mooch-elle, and referring to her loving to live it up at the taxpayer's expense.

Edsel: Greenlighting a headline that wishes that the First Lady was dead: a new low for Fark. Congrats, modmins, on your awesome achievement.

Hope this helps.

fredsnake: a stupid ugly marxist biatch.

Please tell me you're trolling.

I doubt she's that stupid since she went through law school. *insert lawyer joke here*.

Glenford: After reading the comments I had to make sure it wasn't on FR.

"The Drudge headline said she was nearly trampled. I saw nothing of the kind on the video. Imagine my disappointment."

"Get a load of the picture. Was it taken in Kenya? Let's just state the obvious folks. Whenever there is a photo op you see a token white cracker here and there."

"Wookie needs a burger after that."

"Michelle is a racist pig. I realize that this is insulting to pigs, sorry."

"No caucasions in the group, Mooshelle ate them I quess."

How is it possible that I am STILL able to revise my opinion of people's intelligence downwards every day? And not just a little bit either, I'm talking huge, big leaps downwards. If trampling anybody was going to provide a net benefit to humankind I'd say that it would be the trampling of the kind of base moron that makes those kinds of statements rather than the woman campaigning against obesity in kids.

I invite every twat who sympathises with the pathetic FR comments to share with us all the answer to one simple question:
What is so bad about Michelle Obama using her status to campaign for good health in children?

FlashHarry: fredsnake: a stupid ugly marxist biatch.

tell me; do you suck your mother's dick with that mouth?

Only when it's not in his ass.

FlashHarry: royone: Hope this helps.

just curious; do you agree that the first lady should be trampled to death?

Welcome to Fark, where people say awful things they don't actually mean, because it's sometimes funny. Now DIAF.

I should point out that I don't really mean what I said above, about you being welcome.

Welcome to Fark, leftists