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(Live Science) Interesting Incredible sex can wipe memory clean. Which explains why subby's wife remembers EVERYTHING   (livescience.com) divider line 115
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old_toole [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 01:30:26 PM
And its also why you will never find out about us.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 01:47:36 PM
It must work...

/because I can't remember the last time I had sex
 
Welfare Xmas
2011-10-12 03:28:07 PM
She doesn't remember me!
 
cgraves67
2011-10-12 03:28:16 PM
I feel really bad for R2-D2 now.
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:28:26 PM
I feel your pain Maudlin. I feel your pain.

5-6 yrs and counting
//sobs
 
Arkanaut
2011-10-12 03:28:50 PM
Too much credible sex?
 
macross87
2011-10-12 03:29:20 PM
This explains why so many farkers can remember tiny details and random facts.

This could also be an interesting rape defense. "It wasn't rape, she just doesn't remember saying 'Yes"
 
Ed Willy
2011-10-12 03:30:41 PM
So the porno-parody of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was correct?
 
JackieRabbit
2011-10-12 03:30:44 PM
More BS science reporting GTA has a wide range of triggers and sex is only one (a minor one) of them. And except in rare cases, the memory of the time lost returns. So we can ignore this one too -- except for the fun Farkers are going to have with the wordplay, of course. That's important.
 
eskimohbro
2011-10-12 03:31:23 PM
I DID NOT ADD THAT LAST LINE, moderator!
 
ihatedumbpeople
2011-10-12 03:31:48 PM
I sent this to my wife earlier with the comment "explains why my memory is so good huh?" comment attached.
 
Cheron
2011-10-12 03:31:50 PM
This would explain why my wife is forgetful after buying batteries.
 
Ed Willy
2011-10-12 03:32:50 PM
eskimohbro: I DID NOT ADD THAT LAST LINE, moderator!

You've discovered your wife's been moonlighting as a Fark mod.
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:34:08 PM
Otherwise known as a stroke.
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:35:05 PM
WTFDYW: I feel your pain Maudlin. I feel your pain.

5-6 yrs and counting
//sobs

in other words, congratulations on your upcoming 6th year wedding anniversary.
 
Publikwerks
2011-10-12 03:36:00 PM
You can fark the memories out of someone?

t3.gstatic.com
 
DSF6969
2011-10-12 03:36:10 PM
Cheron: This would explain why my wife is forgetful after buying batteries.

*golf clap*
 
One Million
2011-10-12 03:36:24 PM
Well I think that Romney should have... hang on... what's this thread about again?
 
cig-mkr [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:36:44 PM
Even if you are alone while having that fantastic sex?
I forgot what else I was thinking....
 
diaphoresis
2011-10-12 03:37:19 PM
"Sex can trigger transient global amnesia..." "People in their 50s and 60s are the most likely to experience an episode"

goddammitsomuch.... I still have over a decade to have mind-blowing sex...
 
OldRod
2011-10-12 03:37:25 PM
Hmmm... and all this time I thought it was the Rohypnol... good to know
 
Dracolich
2011-10-12 03:38:11 PM
Well, it probably wouldn't be detrimental enough to be removed by evolution. Hell, some people drink to forget what they've slept with. This could be the direction of things to come.
 
OldRod
2011-10-12 03:38:26 PM
diaphoresis: "Sex can trigger transient global amnesia..." "People in their 50s and 60s are the most likely to experience an episode"

goddammitsomuch.... I still have over a decade to have mind-blowing sex...

As someone who turned 51 a couple weeks ago... it must be the *late* 50s when this kicks in :(
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:39:17 PM
Dracolich: Well, it probably wouldn't be detrimental enough to be removed by evolution. Hell, some people drink to forget what they've slept with. This could be the direction of things to come.

It's like dividing by zero. O_O
 
Satanic_Hamster
2011-10-12 03:39:30 PM
Would also have gone with:
"which is why your mother never remembers anything."
 
hitlersbrain
2011-10-12 03:39:47 PM
Well duh, where do you think the term 'farked her brains out' came from?
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:40:25 PM
Talk about a mind f*ck.
 
Bruxellensis
2011-10-12 03:41:06 PM
hitlersbrain: Well duh, where do you think the term 'farked her brains out' came from?

skullfarking?
 
BurnShrike
2011-10-12 03:41:17 PM
So when I can't remember her name, that's actually a good thing?
 
JustSeanV67
2011-10-12 03:41:36 PM
I remember my 12 years of marriage... but since the divorce, I can't remember squat.
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:43:31 PM
BurnShrike: So when I can't remember her name, that's actually a good thing?

What if a gal was really into you, she was cute and everything you want... then you f*ck her and you forgot her number... then what?
 
red5ish
2011-10-12 03:43:37 PM
"Valsalva maneuver"

Not sexy sounding.
 
Xenomech
2011-10-12 03:43:48 PM
That explains why Americans keep voting Republican and Democrat every election, I suppose.
 
LegacyDL
2011-10-12 03:44:33 PM
So incredible masturbation does what?
 
rev. dave
2011-10-12 03:44:37 PM
cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: So when I can't remember her name, that's actually a good thing?

What if a gal was really into you, she was cute and everything you want... then you f*ck her and you forgot her number... then what?

Things start itching.
 
Aidan
2011-10-12 03:46:15 PM
God I love you guys so much. :)
 
eskimohbro
2011-10-12 03:46:19 PM
Ed Willy: eskimohbro: I DID NOT ADD THAT LAST LINE, moderator!

You've discovered your wife's been moonlighting as a Fark mod.

That would definitely explain how she knew I wasn't getting anything done at work lately
 
BurnShrike
2011-10-12 03:46:20 PM
cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: So when I can't remember her name, that's actually a good thing?

What if a gal was really into you, she was cute and everything you want... then you f*ck her and you forgot her number... then what?

Are you coming on to me?
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:46:54 PM
rev. dave: cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: So when I can't remember her name, that's actually a good thing?

What if a gal was really into you, she was cute and everything you want... then you f*ck her and you forgot her number... then what?

Things start itching.

Can you remember Penicillin? :P
 
dshriner
2011-10-12 03:48:02 PM
The FTA also said you can get the same result from taking a big shiat.
I guess that explains why sometimes I can't remember if I just shiat or farked.
 
DROxINxTHExWIND [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:48:15 PM
JackieRabbit: More BS science reporting GTA has a wide range of triggers and sex is only one (a minor one) of them. And except in rare cases, the memory of the time lost returns. So we can ignore this one too -- except for the fun Farkers are going to have with the wordplay, of course. That's important.


Thanks, Buzz Killington.
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:48:16 PM
BurnShrike: cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike: So when I can't remember her name, that's actually a good thing?

What if a gal was really into you, she was cute and everything you want... then you f*ck her and you forgot her number... then what?

Are you coming on to me?

I wish I could forget you... but you're just not good enough. :P
 
rev. dave
2011-10-12 03:48:46 PM
cowgirl toffee: rev. dave: cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike:
Things start itching.
Can you remember Penicillin? :P

Actually its more of a Lamasil kind that I was imagining.
 
DROxINxTHExWIND [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:49:07 PM
dshriner: I guess that explains why sometimes I can't remember if I just shiat or farked.

Two great tastes that go great together.
 
syndic8
2011-10-12 03:50:07 PM
cgraves67: I feel really bad for R2-D2 now.

you mean C3P0?
 
Pollexabator
2011-10-12 03:50:24 PM
img523.imageshack.us

Agrees.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:51:17 PM
Well of course if she keeps banging into the headboard with her head, what does she expect?
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 03:51:57 PM
rev. dave: cowgirl toffee: rev. dave: cowgirl toffee: BurnShrike:
Things start itching.
Can you remember Penicillin? :P

Actually its more of a Lamasil kind that I was imagining.

YEAST INFECTION!!
O_o
 
tortilla burger
2011-10-12 03:52:14 PM
I thought the memory loss was the result of chloroform?...
 
PyroStock
2011-10-12 03:52:32 PM
macross87: This explains why so many farkers can remember tiny details and random facts.

This could also be an interesting rape defense. "It wasn't rape, she just doesn't remember saying 'Yes"

Or "it was rape, he just doesn't remember me saying 'No'."
 
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