Well, who wants to eat an apple pie with all the spunk in it?


Eewww.

Because all socks are whores. That's why.

4 in 5 seems good, still low though.
But to be fair, nobody likes condoms.

If it is anything like when I got to sexual maturity in the 90's, and I lost my virginity to my then girlfriend who was also a virgin, I was so brainwashed by the "YOU GONNA DIE IF YOU HAVE SEX" compaign that followed the AIDS epidemic, I convinced myself she'd given me an STD.

For the first time, there was no racial difference in the percentage of girls reporting they had had sex. In the past, black females were more likely than whites to be sexually experienced.

FRACKING RACISTS!!!

/ABCNews is supporting racist propaganda. Damn Tea Party members are everywhere.

Rosie Palm

Well, who knows where that hand's been?

Condamns are the DEVIL!!!

Subby, your headline's just a variation of this old joke: a schlimazel is someone who gets an STD from masturbating.

diaphoresis: For the first time, there was no racial difference in the percentage of girls reporting they had had sex. In the past, black females were more likely than whites to be sexually experienced.



Or, white girls were more likely to lie on sex surveys.

Condoms: Allowing young boys to have all the fun from sex without catching teh cooties.

/and we were right, girls do have cooties

What's the percentage of teenage boys who had to hide under the bed because her probation officer came for a visit after she didn't answer her phone during sex?

Behold (new window, PNSF)

btraz70: Rosie Palm
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goddammitsomuch, no baitin' for a month until that image is out of my head.

/need redhead pics, stat.
//knows first image which will pop up
///gah, two months now.

namegoeshere: diaphoresis: For the first time, there was no racial difference in the percentage of girls reporting they had had sex. In the past, black females were more likely than whites to be sexually experienced.



Or, white girls were more likely to lie on sex surveys.

Touche' :-P

PsiChick: FEWER TEEN PREGNANCIES! WOOOT!

This.

Although 80% seems kind of low to me. In a civilized nation with extremely cheap (sometimes free) access to contraceptives, having a fifth of the population barebacking it is pretty silly.

Of course, I didn't RTFA, so maybe it addresses that some of that 20% is covered by other means of birth control, etc.

How about Altoids?

mynameisdouglas: 4 in 5 seems good, still low though.
But to be fair, nobody likes condoms.

My hate of condoms is minutely less than my desire to avoid STDs, therefore I wear condoms.

This was me. After I was done I thought the build-up of female juices was actually spilled semen. We washed, I asked, "What next?" Her glib reply was "...anal?"

To this song. And one more. (new window)

Masterstuff: btraz70: Rosie Palm
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goddammitsomuch, no baitin' for a month until that image is out of my head.

/need redhead pics, stat.
//knows first image which will pop up
///gah, two months now.

You didn't specify hair color:

New followup study...

100% of teen boys decide not to use a condom the second time they have sex...

/surprise!

HATE RUBBERS!

Quick survey: What's the least-alienating, insulating, desensitizing condom available. Even ultra-thin latex and poly condoms suck for me.

btraz70: Masterstuff: btraz70: Rosie Palm
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goddammitsomuch, no baitin' for a month until that image is out of my head.

/need redhead pics, stat.
//knows first image which will pop up
///gah, two months now.

You didn't specify hair color:
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*shakes fist*

And the other 20%...?

LOL, yeah sure the first time. Then every subsequent time they say fark that shiat

I'd venture a guess that most teenaged boys are wearing two or three condoms when having sex and still have to think about baseball ...

Thats why I keep a Magnum condom poking out of my wallet

Duh. 'Cause we're losing our virginity to sluts.

I happen to live in what was once (and probably still is) one of the teen pregnancy hotspots in Canada. Trust me, when you're 14 you don't want to be a daddy - I've seen it & man it ain't pretty, and it never ever ever ever works out well for anyone involved.

it's funny how you can be responsible about some things, and not others

PsiChick: FEWER TEEN PREGNANCIES! WOOOT!

/Yeah, I'm Pagan, I don't give a fark if they're farking.
//I just give a fark if they accidentally get pregnant.

Hell, I am a Church going man and I feel the same way.
Help 'em make good choices,
Help pick 'em up when they don't
But some things are forever (babies, herpes and apparently diamonds)
Condoms can't prevent diamonds
But
2 out of 3 aint bad

/not what I was looking for
//but so much bett4r

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my first time was without protection ... we were 14 and I never caught anything ... it was akward for her.

bruce4bruce: my first time was without protection ... we were 14 and I never caught anything ... it was akward for her.

Was this after you showed her your report card?

/she liked mine, too