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(Short List) Sick You know times are tough when you're an Oscar-winning actress that has to wish happy birthday to an evil dictator just to pay rent   (shortlist.com) divider line 66
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2011-10-12 12:23:49 PM
she needs the dough to pay for some bullshiat scientology class.
 
2011-10-12 01:38:48 PM
Cewley: she needs the dough to pay for some bullshiat scientology class.

Oh brother. Her, too?
 
2011-10-12 02:17:40 PM
Swank is one of my favorite magazines.
 
2011-10-12 02:20:12 PM
she doesn't have to, she gets to
 
2011-10-12 03:13:06 PM
But wait, it's even worse than this.

In a statement released by the Human Rights Foundation, as excerpted by TheWrap.com, the organization's president, Thor Halvorssen, said that HRF had sent the Million Dollar Baby actress a letter in September, warning her of Kadyrov's alleged misdeeds. At the time, Halvorssen claims, Swank's representative replied that the actress wasn't planning to attend the soiree. However, Swank, 37, as well as Van Damme, 50, can be seen in video of the event.

BUSTED B*TCH!!!!
 
2011-10-12 03:26:22 PM
Could be worse. She could have decided to star in "The Core 2"
 
2011-10-12 03:39:20 PM
In her defense, it's kind of hard to become the leader of Chechnya without having a brutal history. I'm sure she's just keenly interested in Chechnya and wanted to enjoy a long weekend in the tourist paradise of Grozny.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Stay! Eat! Drink! Dive for cover!
 
2011-10-12 04:03:21 PM
You thanked Hitler!

/dnrtfa
 
2011-10-12 04:09:06 PM
Being a whore involves more than just having sex.
 
2011-10-12 04:09:36 PM
Why do people keep calling that Swank dude "she"?
 
2011-10-12 04:10:00 PM
Gaylord Fister: You thanked Hitler!

/dnrtfa


Wow. A few days ago I was regaling the offspring with tales of KITH skits and, of course, this one came up.
 
2011-10-12 04:12:15 PM
Vanessa Mae was there and probably some other nice eastern European porn stars. It sounds like fun I'd go. And who among us can honestly say they haven't brutally murdered some whiny democracyfags who keep biatching about your tyranny and corruption?
 
2011-10-12 04:15:09 PM
What to bet she will lectures the rest of us about the dangers of the Republican party and conservatism?

Its stuff like this, and the fact that most of them are idiots, that are the reasons people don't take celebrities views of politics seriously.

/ I'm not a conservative I just resent it when celebs cozy up to dictators and lecture the rest of us about how we should vote.
 
2011-10-12 04:15:25 PM
Swank just lost some hotness points with me doing this crap.

/I'm sure cares
 
2011-10-12 04:15:43 PM
Diogenes: Cewley: she needs the dough to pay for some bullshiat scientology class.

Oh brother. Her, too?


Lord Xenu frowns on your dis-belief. Report to the nearest re-programming center, right away. And say 'hello' to Tom Cruise and John Travolta, on your way
 
2011-10-12 04:16:06 PM
...and she looked stunning
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2011-10-12 04:16:09 PM
That whole thing was really weird and slightly awkward. They introduce her, pull her up on stage, then she just has to sit through a bad montage, then tell a bunch of gangsters in tuxedos how wonderful they are...Did they have her parents hostage or something? Because that's what it looked like.
 
2011-10-12 04:18:06 PM
Times must be tough.. Isn't her husband her agent? Did he get her the gig?
 
2011-10-12 04:19:09 PM
zvoidx: ...and she looked stunning
[img42.imageshack.us image 400x495]


Wait, I thought these postings were reserved for Sara Jessica Parker threads.
 
2011-10-12 04:20:22 PM
I'm not gay, but I'd fark that dude.
 
2011-10-12 04:20:49 PM
OTOH that video saves me the desire of seeing any films with Swank ever again.
 
2011-10-12 04:21:14 PM
Some other celebrities got a cool million for appearing at some Muammer Qadafi gig a few years ago, too. Nelly Furtado and Usher gave back the money but Lionel Ritchie kept his.

/citation needed
///but it's true
 
2011-10-12 04:22:26 PM
dutchoven69: zvoidx: ...and she looked stunning
[img42.imageshack.us image 400x495]

Wait, I thought these postings were reserved for Sara Jessica Parker threads.


Neigh.
 
2011-10-12 04:22:48 PM
Not hot
 
2011-10-12 04:27:53 PM
Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world: The only difference between a hooker and a Hollywood actress everyone else is the price.

FTFY
 
2011-10-12 04:28:00 PM
vodka: Not hot

We should put it to a vote.

/not hot
 
2011-10-12 04:30:45 PM
there4igraham: vodka: Not hot

We should put it to a vote.

/not hot


Remember, the question is, "Is she hot?" not, "Would you do her?". Respect the game!

/is meh an option?
 
2011-10-12 04:31:55 PM
"I'm a girl, you know?"

27.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-10-12 04:39:17 PM
Mirrorz: "I'm a girl, you know?"

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Wow, if that's a chick she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. She almost makes Keith Richards look attractive.
 
2011-10-12 04:43:30 PM
Look at it this way, a guy known to keep a murder list goes, "you're coming to my birthday, right?"
 
2011-10-12 04:50:18 PM
Well Bush, Cheney, and Obama are all war criminals too, but... they're americans. So, apparently they don't count.

Remember, it's only bad when someone else does it!
 
2011-10-12 04:51:18 PM
Trance750: Mirrorz: "I'm a girl, you know?"

[27.media.tumblr.com image 500x317]

Wow, if that's a chick she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. She almost makes Keith Richards look attractive.


cdn.epicski.com

/hot, unlike Swank.
 
2011-10-12 04:51:21 PM
Am I to believe that condoning the attitudes and actions of a politician whom I really don't agree with or approve of, simply for my own benefit, is wrong?


Glad we got that sorted out.
 
2011-10-12 04:53:34 PM
Hillary, I'ma like you and I'ma let you party on. But I gotta say that Beyonce and my homey Jay-Z (new window) helped celebrate the birthday of a BIGGER EVIL DICTATOR. EVER!

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2011-10-12 04:57:04 PM
Gaylord Fister: You thanked Hitler!

/dnrtfa


Came for this.

"Why would I thank Hitler?"
"Hmmmmm, let me see.....I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD THANK HITLER!!!"
 
2011-10-12 04:58:18 PM
Sharp knees? (new window)
 
2011-10-12 04:58:57 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com

Death lists are old school
 
2011-10-12 05:05:37 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-10-12 05:10:34 PM
Trance750: Mirrorz: "I'm a girl, you know?"

[27.media.tumblr.com image 500x317]

Wow, if that's a chick she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. She almost makes Keith Richards look attractive.


Take a closer look.
 
2011-10-12 05:14:49 PM
Just further proof that the people you hold so dear in your hearts, feel like you actually know and want autographs from are living in the stratosphere eating ambrosia and cocaine with the gods and operating in a reality that is as far removed from you and your tediously normal life as possible. But keep those ticket sales flowing in for more of Hollywood's magical magic.
 
2011-10-12 05:16:27 PM
Their president just turned 35? He'd only just now be allowed to play in the elections. Grow the fark up you death wish list making mof.
 
2011-10-12 05:18:34 PM
I liked her better when she was a persecuted gay boy.
 
2011-10-12 05:26:27 PM
Clicks on article, fingers crossed, and.... No George W. Bush and his gang of misfit's, Destroying the world one or two countries at a time.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-10-12 05:29:40 PM
images.cheezburger.com

Ever see them both in the same place at the same time? Hmm.
 
2011-10-12 05:30:32 PM
Interesting.

CitizenTed: In her defense, it's kind of hard to become the leader of Chechnya without having a brutal history. I'm sure she's just keenly interested in Chechnya and wanted to enjoy a long weekend in the tourist paradise of Grozny.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Stay! Eat! Drink! Dive for cover!



I wonder how his actions and record compare to Vladimir Putin. I mean, Russia's been trying to reconquer most of its former Soviet Blocs since forever and Chechnya often bears the worst of it. I also wonder if he's a puppet or an opposition.
 
2011-10-12 05:33:33 PM
Chechnya's president, Ramzan Kadyrov, has apparently created a 300-name "murder list" which contains anyone who opposes his brutal regime.


Whoa. Having a kill list is a war crime? Does Obama know about this?
 
2011-10-12 05:59:33 PM
Who among us dosent have a murder list? sheesh
Hey go and take his money , he wont be able to spend it on mass killings then
 
2011-10-12 06:27:16 PM
You people are twelve shades of F*cking Crazy.
 
2011-10-12 06:31:59 PM
Chechnya's president, Ramzan Kadyrov, has apparently created a 300-name "murder list" which contains anyone who opposes his brutal regime. Scores of people who have publicly spoke out on his tyranny have been murdered soon after.

Only 300?

I'm a nobody and I already have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more. farkin', can't even imagine if I were the president of somewhere.

I mean, maybe if I didn't have to drive as much... or I'd never set foot inside of *redacted*mart, but still.
 
2011-10-12 06:46:49 PM
Delawheredad: What to bet she will lectures the rest of us about the dangers of the Republican party and conservatism?

Its stuff like this, and the fact that most of them are idiots, that are the reasons people don't take celebrities views of politics seriously.

/ I'm not a conservative I just resent it when celebs cozy up to dictators and lecture the rest of us about how we should vote.



This.
And this: Starting with Sean Penn, a man who looks like he just can't wait to suck Castro's and Chavez's cocks, preferably at the same time.
 
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