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(Some Guy) Amusing Energy summit interruptus: 'oil orgy'. Bonus: with video   (dc101.com) divider line 33
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cgraves67
2011-10-12 01:55:15 PM
I've never had an orgy before. Does an orgy always have to have a theme or can you have an orgy just for the sake of having an orgy?
 
Fark Crosby
2011-10-12 01:55:19 PM
Won't they feel embarrassed when they realize the oil orgy is at the hotel after the summit...
 
Elzar [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 01:55:26 PM
All fun and games until the energy summit hits the anus...
 
canyoneer
2011-10-12 01:56:43 PM
 
Coelacanth
2011-10-12 01:57:03 PM
When guerrilla theater actors are done doing their bit, are you supposed to tip them or what?
 
thelordofcheese
2011-10-12 01:58:53 PM
Coelacanth: When guerrilla theater actors are done doing their bit, are you supposed to tip them or what?

Only if they do it well and courteously. Otherwise you write snide remarks on their receipts.
 
Jayone
2011-10-12 01:59:09 PM
Gee, what a well and thought out argument of your complaints of the issue.


/dumbfarkers
 
Harry Zach OBalls
2011-10-12 02:01:31 PM
LOOOOOK AT MEEEEEE!!
 
diaphoresis
2011-10-12 02:03:30 PM
cgraves67: I've never had an orgy before. Does an orgy always have to have a theme or can you have an orgy just for the sake of having an orgy?

It's usually best to have a theme.
 
Lafcadio
2011-10-12 02:04:54 PM
This is what people resort to when policy makers won't listen to reason.
 
Doctor_TeethMD
2011-10-12 02:06:13 PM
I have the oiliest boner right now.
 
Cheron
2011-10-12 02:06:53 PM
Typically you have to be invited back to the hospitality suite but most conferences have live sex acts.
 
Claude Ballse
2011-10-12 02:07:04 PM
It would have been nice if there was at least a crotch-grab if we weren't going to see any nudity.

The protestors did however look kind of shocked at the end since no one intervened in their protest. I guess they figured security or someone would drag them away before they ran out of things to yell and had R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
 
godxam
2011-10-12 02:07:09 PM
Lafcadio: This is what people resort to when policy makers won't listen to reason.

yeah, that will get them to listen.
 
DSF6969
2011-10-12 02:09:55 PM
All the suits grinning at the environmental retards is more amusing then the exaggerated bad acting. And did you notice how polite the one guy was when he tried to get the retards down off the table?
 
BolloxReader
2011-10-12 02:11:45 PM
I always like my orgies to have plenty of oil. There's always a few who need lubed up.
 
johnMFer
2011-10-12 02:12:42 PM
I'd like an animated gif of that, please. Anyone?
 
diaphoresis
2011-10-12 02:13:54 PM
Lafcadio: This is what people resort to when policy makers won't listen to reason.

Uh huh... ok... what reason is being ignored that would force people to have an oil orgy? Yes, I understand the double entendre, but still... what is it you think they are missing?
 
Bjorners
2011-10-12 02:15:15 PM
Well that'll show 'em.

/Would have been better with nudity.
 
hammettman
2011-10-12 02:15:39 PM
I'm sure they were hoping to at least see a flash of bush or titties and chose not to intervene, or even move from their seats until it was over. "Right, then, moving on, section 5b, subsidiary rights..."
 
Mr. Breeze
2011-10-12 02:16:08 PM
DSF6969: All the suits grinning at the environmental retards is more amusing then the exaggerated bad acting. And did you notice how polite the one guy was when he tried to get the retards down off the table?

Typical Brit. Of course he's polite.
 
BenJammin
2011-10-12 02:16:12 PM
Just a reminder that latex (not sure about nitrile) based contraceptives should not be used with petroleum derived lubricants.
 
Hyppy [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 02:16:51 PM
I could swear that it's John Cleese's long lost son.
 
MisterDoctor
2011-10-12 02:18:33 PM
The last orgy I had involved more then two people...
 
Farabor
2011-10-12 02:31:23 PM
So, no one else found it amusing that the source for this "oil orgy" piece was a site called "the blaze"?

Pro tip: Oil, fire, and orgies don't mix.
 
toraque [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 02:32:17 PM
diaphoresis: cgraves67: I've never had an orgy before. Does an orgy always have to have a theme or can you have an orgy just for the sake of having an orgy?

It's usually best to have a theme.

What kinds of themes are acceptable? Are we talking like, frat party themes, where you go 'pirate' or 'greek toga' or is this more like a Homecoming dance, where it's something like 'hail to the king?'

Or could I just get away with a musical theme, like having loudspeakers blast out THUS SPAKE ZASRATHRUSA?

Uh, quick response would be helpful.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2011-10-12 02:46:54 PM
Claude Ballse: It would have been nice if there was at least a crotch-grab if we weren't going to see any nudity.

The protestors did however look kind of shocked at the end since no one intervened in their protest. I guess they figured security or someone would drag them away before they ran out of things to yell and had R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

The woman looked pretty hot, and yet there was a lack of anything really sexual going on. I'm pretty sure that dude is gay.

NTTIATRWT.
 
diaphoresis
2011-10-12 02:57:00 PM
toraque: diaphoresis: cgraves67: I've never had an orgy before. Does an orgy always have to have a theme or can you have an orgy just for the sake of having an orgy?

It's usually best to have a theme.

What kinds of themes are acceptable? Are we talking like, frat party themes, where you go 'pirate' or 'greek toga' or is this more like a Homecoming dance, where it's something like 'hail to the king?'

Or could I just get away with a musical theme, like having loudspeakers blast out THUS SPAKE ZASRATHRUSA?

Uh, quick response would be helpful.

Any theme is sufficient, but best if it alludes to eventual sexual activity: 1960's theme with body painting available, Toga partys are easy, 1970s/1980s porn movies like 'Flesh Gordan' or 'Star Whores', etc...
 
Farabor
2011-10-12 03:05:46 PM
diaphoresis: \

It's usually best to have a theme.

Any theme is sufficient, but best if it alludes to eventual sexual activity: 1960's theme with body painting available, Toga partys are easy,

That's it, You're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION, MISTER!

/And from History of the World, Part I: Roman Orgy: First served, first come!
 
newton
2011-10-12 03:11:23 PM
Someone stop them! Where is security- wait- is she taking off her... uh... hold... on... guys... uh...

Is that why they let it go for so long?
 
diaphoresis
2011-10-12 03:21:08 PM
Farabor: diaphoresis: \

It's usually best to have a theme.

Any theme is sufficient, but best if it alludes to eventual sexual activity: 1960's theme with body painting available, Toga partys are easy,

That's it, You're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION, MISTER!

/And from History of the World, Part I: Roman Orgy: First served, first come!

Dammit! Caught again...
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vinnydoz007
2011-10-12 03:54:07 PM
not to be a stickler, but doesnt an orgy require at least 3 people, maybe even 4?
 
w00ty
2011-10-12 04:13:08 PM
i'd hit it

/angry fist etc
 
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