as if it mattered.

AdolfOliverPanties: The ratings on Two and a Half Men continue to drop and he will be separated from having a hit TV show.

Of course, everyone could see that one coming.

and nothing of value was lost.

/seriously, how the fark was that show still on anyways? WHO THE fark WATCHES IT?

There's no end to the amount of things I've told 22 year old women that aren't true. If they want to believe that I'm both the world's greatest race car driver AND won the 2006 national p*ssy-eating championships, then who am I to stop them?

Nobody doesn't like Sara Leal.

What I never understood was why he married the old girl in the first place, even bruce moved on after she got too old for him.

steamingpile: What I never understood was why he married the old girl in the first place, even bruce moved on after she got too old for him.

stepping stones, my good man. stepping stones.

AdolfOliverPanties: The ratings on Two and a Half Men continue to drop and he will be separated from having a hit TV show.

Not his fault the show is generic and poorly-written.

Useless without pictures...

Sara's breasts are better than Demi's ever were.

PowerSlacker: Sara's breasts are better than Demi's ever were.

Do you mean Demi's first pair, second pair, or most recent pair?

Because her first pair were very pretty. It was the horrible plastic ones that followed that made her look more and more like a Real Doll.

PowerSlacker: Sara's breasts are better than Demi's ever were.

ever seen "Blame it on Rio"

I have to say it: what a biatch. That little AW (emphasis on W) didn't even wait a week before running to the tabloids. My money says that she was counting the money even as she was farking him.

/but she is totally hot and I would also cheat on Demi Moore with her.

I hate that she is trying to act like she didn't know. She wanted to star fark and did. If she really cared if he was married or not, a simple google search could have easily taken care of that. Celebrity divorces/seperations are never secret.

Women don't mind a guy that cheats, as long as he doesn't cheat on them.

Gold Digger.

I wonder if she get any ..."ahem" ...references on her skill level?

They were on a break!

Jamdug!: Clairvoyant, you mean.

There's a time to live, and a time to die.

Did anyone mention that Demi is significantly older than Ashton and that this may be a cause for their separation?

She was a major star by the time this other chick was . . . well being born.

did asston take that shot himself with his coolpix.

Not, Clairvoyant. That's seeing things in other places, not other times.

But, he is clearly PRESCIENT.

Caelistis: Though I guess I'm Studman69, and I know how you know I'm gay, but she's not all that attractive,

She looks like the kind of girl that would do ANYTHING to be famous. She'll be hocking a tell-all and having her agent call up Dr. Drew like 10 seconds after Kutcher drops her.

mikey15: PowerSlacker: Sara's breasts are better than Demi's ever were.

ever seen "Blame it on Rio"



Best naked Demi movie evar!

/pre-bolt ons...nice butt shots, too!

Demi, seriously..it's time to lose the Toy Boy and find someone a little closer to your own age. It's time to reclaim your dignity, kick this twerp to the curb and move on. You're still gorgeous, we still love you, but have some pride in yourself and get out now!

Seriously do you really think that he told her that? This is what all women who get caught farking married men say. She knew damn well he was still married to Demi, she just wanted to fark a star.

The blondes face is ugly, but she has an amazing body.

She's an aspiring actress who's now making headlines for sleeping with a married, famous person?

I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tells ya'!

As the homeless man on the corner said to me once when he saw me checking out a girl's ass (she was walking about 10 feet in front of me), "No way, sir. Face is f**king WRECKED!"

Yeah funny thing the first thing she does is run off and get a lawyer. Prob to "protect herself" bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Looks like your run of the mill party girl. Cute, but forgettable. I'm sure she'll try to spin farking Kutcher into some reality show, maybe one where she goes around trying to fark celebrities. Also, on another note, according to her, it was straight up vanilla sex. What the fark was Kutcher thinking? If you're going to cheat on your wife with some drugged out party slut, and you've got the kind of money and fame he does, you go all out. Whip her with a belt until she cries, then make her give you a lap dance. ATM of course, and hell, use her mouth as a toilet. At the very least, shave her head before kicking her out of your hotel room.

But no, Kutcher's too much of a wimp for that. Shame on you Ashton, shame shame shame.

Omis: I hate that she is trying to act like she didn't know. She wanted to star fark and did. If she really cared if he was married or not, a simple google search could have easily taken care of that. Celebrity divorces/seperations are never secret.
Women don't mind a guy that cheats, as long as he doesn't cheat on them.

She was trying to sell her farking story for $250,000 right after it happened, I hardly think she "didn't know." Then when no one took her up on her offer, suddenly her story changed.....sounds like a great gal whore.

She also stated neither one of them used a condom. I bet she's praying she misses her period.

I think this new girl looks better than Demi, plus 90% of her body doesnt contain plastic, at least I dont think so.

Remember dignity? I'm only 25 years old but it seems like no one close to my age group has a shred of it anymore. Hey young girls of America, be a whore! There's a future in it!

vabeard: She also stated neither one of them used a condom. I bet she's praying she misses her period.

If she's really lucky, she'll get HIV. That makes the lawsuit even more valuable.

Earpj: I'm a girl, so I guess I'm allowed to say it.
She's not cute. Her face just looks a little wrong.

You shouldn't have done that, especially if you have pictures of yourself in your profile.

Earpj: I'm a girl, so I guess I'm allowed to say it.
She's not cute. Her face just looks a little wrong.

I'm not a girl and i agree, what a butterface

"God's wheels grind slowly, but grind they do."
--German proverb

Kutcher gets BURNED for all the shiatty Punk'd things he did to other people.

/so happy

frepnog: AdolfOliverPanties: The ratings on Two and a Half Men continue to drop and he will be separated from having a hit TV show.

Of course, everyone could see that one coming.

and nothing of value was lost.

/seriously, how the fark was that show still on anyways? WHO THE fark WATCHES IT?

Idiots watch it.

vabeard: She also stated neither one of them used a condom. I bet she's praying she misses her period.

If she does he should sue for custody. Her behavior has managed to make the cheating douche look like the good potential parent.

puddleonfire: "God's wheels grind slowly, but grind they do."
--German proverb

Kutcher gets BURNED for all the shiatty Punk'd things he did to other people.

/so happy

Burned how? If the girl is knocked up then maybe but its not that much support, their marriage was pretty much a solid pre-nup since I believe Bruce insisted on it for their kids sake.

Either way kutcher will still be a millionaire and we will be biatching on fark about dumb shiat.

mikey15: PowerSlacker: Sara's breasts are better than Demi's ever were.

ever seen "Blame it on Rio"

I know, right? I wish I had boobs like that.