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(Orlando Sentinel) Strange Chris Tucker foreclosure: mansion has spa in master bedroom, outdoor kitchen, pirate ship basement, wait...what?   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 41
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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 11:35:06 AM
He needs to post one of those "I am the 99 percent" pictures.

Or make Rush Hour 4, one of the two.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 12:07:22 PM
Paid 6 million for years ago and now its worth 1.6? Yikes. That's not just underwater. That's in the Marianas Trench.
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 12:40:26 PM
Can you understand the words coming out of this headline?
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 01:05:24 PM
He needs to just tuck in his chain
 
liam76
2011-10-12 01:06:06 PM
Yeah who has a basement in central FL?!?!?
 
Eyes In The Sky
2011-10-12 01:06:29 PM
DAMNNNNN!
 
Casey Anthony
2011-10-12 01:08:11 PM
The Rush Hour trilogy brought so much joy to so many people. It changed my life.
 
WellBelowAverage
2011-10-12 01:09:42 PM
A fool and his money.....
 
karmaceutical
2011-10-12 01:10:49 PM
liam76: Yeah who has a basement in central FL?!?!?

Well, if you are going to have a basement in Florida... a "ship" of some kind would be the right move.
 
groppet
2011-10-12 01:11:16 PM
One day I wanna be able to piss away that kinda money.
 
chewielouie
2011-10-12 01:12:27 PM
Suntrust Bank to Tucker: "Do you understand the words coming out of this foreclosure notice?!"
 
cgraves67
2011-10-12 01:13:24 PM
A pirate ship room would be kinda cool if it had a bondage swing in it.
 
VimFuego
2011-10-12 01:15:35 PM
nubianz are broke these days.
 
Big Beef Burrito
2011-10-12 01:15:59 PM
Hey, deadbeat....you got knocked the fark out!
 
VimFuego
2011-10-12 01:16:29 PM
LOL @ filter!
 
GungFu
2011-10-12 01:18:17 PM
Never touch a black man's residence!
 
scseth
2011-10-12 01:27:42 PM
Wow, they really had to stretch to get Charlie Sheen included in that article
 
Perlin Noise
2011-10-12 01:28:03 PM
acad.depauw.edu

/I've got: No fire, no energy, no nothing!
 
2 grams
2011-10-12 01:28:17 PM
liam76: Yeah who has a basement in central FL?!?!?

Where else are you going to put the pit?


/first it puts on the lotion....
 
mechgreg
2011-10-12 01:28:20 PM
chewielouie: Suntrust Bank to Tucker: "Do you understand the words coming out of this foreclosure notice?!"

Tucker's lawyer to Tucker: "Do you understand that the bank is repossessing your house!".
 
madcan34
2011-10-12 01:34:45 PM
gilgigamesh: Paid 6 million for years ago and now its worth 1.6? Yikes. That's not just underwater. That's in the Marianas Trench.

Do you understand that worms are coming out of his couch?
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 02:02:37 PM
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Your finances got knocked the f*ck out!
 
jake3988
2011-10-12 02:15:04 PM
Chris Tucker has been in only 3 movies in the last 12 years... all 3 of which were rush hour movies.

But on the other hand, he made an everloving farkload of money to make the third one... so...
 
rudemix
2011-10-12 02:15:45 PM
He should have asked that biatch fo some money.
 
Mike Chewbacca
2011-10-12 02:15:45 PM
I pirate ship basement sounds AWESOME! Where can I get my own???
 
rudemix
2011-10-12 02:17:26 PM
Playing with his money is like playing with his emotions.
 
mechgreg
2011-10-12 02:17:28 PM
Do does this mean Chris Tucker is no longer Michael Jackson and is now Tito?
 
Big Beef Burrito
2011-10-12 02:24:58 PM
God damn, Orlando Sentinel. How about some pics or something?

Chris Tucker has a pirate ship basement and you can never ever see it, but, trust us, it is AWESOME.
 
tinyarena
2011-10-12 02:27:04 PM
blogs.orlandosentinel.com

A Pirate Movie-Room Basement?
not what I'd hoped for, but nice
 
Row1Boston
2011-10-12 02:40:23 PM
He probably realized he was upside down and stopped paying, less a ran out of money thing and more of a not paying that for that type thing.

He would not be the first or 10,000th person do walk away from a crappy mortgage in Fla this decade.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-10-12 02:43:12 PM
The real problem is being in hock to the IRS, dude should have paid his taxes
 
gshepnyc
2011-10-12 02:47:30 PM
cgraves67: A pirate ship room would be kinda cool if it had a bondage swing in it.

Well, you just got yourself an admirer.
 
Mike Chewbacca
2011-10-12 03:01:11 PM
tinyarena: [blogs.orlandosentinel.com image 400x266]

A Pirate Movie-Room Basement?
not what I'd hoped for, but nice

Is that really it? Because it's kind of lame and not at all what I had pictured.
 
Pixel_Jockey
2011-10-12 03:07:39 PM
If it was my house that was over 4 mil underwater, I would walk away too.
 
SomeoneDumb
2011-10-12 04:04:50 PM
TFA didn't say who installed the pirate ship, so I'm not sure who I should cheer or boo.
 
mekkab
2011-10-12 04:05:00 PM
TravisBickle62: The real problem is being in hock to the IRS, dude should have paid his taxes

A lot of actors don't sufficiently plan for a win-fall payday. When the tax man comes to collect, you got to pay! Just look at Jon Voight selling his car...
 
The Baron
2011-10-12 04:14:55 PM
Have no sympathy for him. He decided he was too big and too big to make the friday sequel... The film that gave him a career and made him rich. Reminds me of jim carrey, who was too important to attend the living color reunion. Jim, you owe everything you have to keenan and that show. Have some love and respect, man.
 
Orgasmatron138
2011-10-12 06:56:44 PM
You got kicked the f**k out!

I really enjoyed Rush Hour 1 and 2. 3 was "meh."

For some reason, Jackie and Chris just had awesome buddy cop chemistry. I just wish Ratner would allow Jackie more than 60 seconds for his fight scenes.
 
Phil Moskowitz
2011-10-12 10:17:13 PM
Don't these assholes hire money managers?
 
UCJT
2011-10-12 11:06:43 PM
In the last 13 years, he's done only 3 movies. Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2 and Rush Hour 3.

Probably needs to work more so he can pay his bills.
 
bukketmaster
2011-10-12 11:54:37 PM
mekkab: TravisBickle62: The real problem is being in hock to the IRS, dude should have paid his taxes

A lot of actors don't sufficiently plan for a win-fall payday. When the tax man comes to collect, you got to pay! Just look at Jon Voight selling his car...

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