/I will be getting a kick out of these replies.

//They were for my father, who couldn't eat because of the pain he was in. And it worked amazingly well.
///The guy who sold it to me didn't believe me either, but it was true.

you're staging a stock photo of a chick in an office setting smoking weed, you have a clock in the picture and you set the time to... not 4:20....

Headso: you're staging a stock photo of a chick in an office setting smoking weed, you have a clock in the picture and you set the time to... not 4:20....

No no, you need to set the clock to 6:10:50

serial_crusher: how have drug addicts not heard of Silk Road yet?

Umm, pot smokers aren't known for, y'know. Initiative. Drive. Effort. Long thought plans. Thinking the cops are actually going to go after them rather than people actually hurting other people.

Boy I'm glad this dangerous criminal is off the streets..and that we're paying to keep her there!

Moving is stressful. I can't think of a better way to take a break.

In her defense how does one go about finding a new connection when they move? I have recently run into that problem myself...at least I didn't do this....

Met my current dealer on craigslist so I'm getting a kick. Been buying from him for over a year. Awesome stuff too. I live in Canada though, so that might explain it.

eskimohbro: Headso: you're staging a stock photo of a chick in an office setting smoking weed, you have a clock in the picture and you set the time to... not 4:20....

No no, you need to set the clock to 6:10:50

LULZ

Headso: you're staging a stock photo of a chick in an office setting smoking weed, you have a clock in the picture and you set the time to... not 4:20....

Chicks who look like that can blaze anytime they feel like, I guess.

So now I have to take my ad down??

UNHbeta19: In her defense how does one go about finding a new connection when they move? I have recently run into that problem myself...at least I didn't do this....

random luck

also I didn't think people actually did this expecting anything but the cops or someone to rip them off.

You can hire sex slaves?? This is relevant to my interests.....

How can one "hire" a slave? Shouldn't it be "purchase"?

jshine: How can one "hire" a slave? Shouldn't it be "purchase"?

hire sounds more politically correct

I for one am glad this dangerous criminal is off our streets

so did a concerned citizen see this ad and notify police? Or is the Roswell, NM police department trying to use up some type of grant the feds gave them and when they aren't using the internet to bust drug buyers, they are "looking" for pedophiles.

Bullshiat it's not

One does not hire a slave.

_{IDTTMWYTTM...}

eskimohbro: Headso: you're staging a stock photo of a chick in an office setting smoking weed, you have a clock in the picture and you set the time to... not 4:20....

No no, you need to set the clock to 6:10:50

I can't believe I just saw this.

jimmyjackfunk: so did a concerned citizen see this ad and notify police? Or is the Roswell, NM police department trying to use up some type of grant the feds gave them and when they aren't using the internet to bust drug buyers, they are "looking" for pedophiles.

Dude, careful what you say; they're reading everything we type.


_{hello officer Brown}

What we hope sexual slaves look like:



What they actually look like:



Any questions?

serial_crusher: how have drug addicts not heard of Silk Road yet?

I understand the anonymity through tor and bitcoins, but they still have to physically mail a package of drugs to your address, which no longer makes it that anonymous or safe.

UNHbeta19: In her defense how does one go about finding a new connection when they move? I have recently run into that problem myself...at least I didn't do this....

Either you make new friends and casually ask them or you can do what my friend did and find the local drug court in your town. At least in my area, there is a special court that deals with drug offenses. Everyone there knows a guy or is that guy. You wouldn't believe the connections my friend made by introducing himself to the people sitting on the bench outside.

/csb

The New Mexico pothead posted that she was new in town and "looking for Mary Jane".

New Mexico. Sounds about right. "Land of Enchantment", indeed. Makes me ashamed to be a resident.

Wait, you can buy a human skull on Craigslist?

I'm so going to buy one and make a bong out of it.

Burning_Monk: find the local drug court in your town. At least in my area, there is a special court that deals with drug offenses. Everyone there knows a guy or is that guy. You wouldn't believe the connections my friend made by introducing himself to the people sitting on the bench outside.

serial_crusher: how have drug addicts not heard of Silk Road yet?

Bitcoin fail!

Only buy from people you know. Jeez, even I know that, and I don't do drugs.

/or smoke pot

Why would anyone audition for a movie that already exists? I think the chances are around 100% you won't be in it if you haven't already auditioned.

jfivealive: serial_crusher: how have drug addicts not heard of Silk Road yet?

I understand the anonymity through tor and bitcoins, but they still have to physically mail a package of drugs to your address, which no longer makes it that anonymous or safe.

And im not converting my real money into bullshiat monopoly money to buy marked up weed. I would like to get my hands on LSD, MDMA or DMT though.

They got rid of the adult section on craigslist subby.

One of my closest college buds did exactly this when he moved down south. Found two different dealers using fairly obvious code. Three years later he's still happily supplied.

/dunno if I'd have the sack (idiocy) to do the same were I in that situation.

eskimohbro: Headso: you're staging a stock photo of a chick in an office setting smoking weed, you have a clock in the picture and you set the time to... not 4:20....

No no, you need to set the clock to 6:10:50

You are a dork.
You are winnar.
You can haz chainsaw now.

PiffMan420: jfivealive: serial_crusher: how have drug addicts not heard of Silk Road yet?

I understand the anonymity through tor and bitcoins, but they still have to physically mail a package of drugs to your address, which no longer makes it that anonymous or safe.

And im not converting my real money into bullshiat monopoly money to buy marked up weed. I would like to get my hands on LSD, MDMA or DMT though.

Yeah weeds not the tough one to find

serial_crusher: how have drug addicts not heard of Silk Road yet?


Ummm... thank you. x eleventyone

Burning_Monk: UNHbeta19: In her defense how does one go about finding a new connection when they move? I have recently run into that problem myself...at least I didn't do this....

Either you make new friends and casually ask them or you can do what my friend did and find the local drug court in your town. At least in my area, there is a special court that deals with drug offenses. Everyone there knows a guy or is that guy. You wouldn't believe the connections my friend made by introducing himself to the people sitting on the bench outside.

/csb

Wouldn't you want the people who were smart enough to not be sitting in drug court in the first place? Not the best first impression for them to make in terms of trustworthiness or sneakiness.

I would never use craigslist for this, as sorely tempted as I've been in the past. I'd sooner just ask random window workers at the local Taco Bell, probably about the same success rate and less legal risk.

master_dman: They got rid of the adult section on craigslist subby.

no, they just call it the personals now

Electromax: Burning_Monk: UNHbeta19: In her defense how does one go about finding a new connection when they move? I have recently run into that problem myself...at least I didn't do this....

Either you make new friends and casually ask them or you can do what my friend did and find the local drug court in your town. At least in my area, there is a special court that deals with drug offenses. Everyone there knows a guy or is that guy. You wouldn't believe the connections my friend made by introducing himself to the people sitting on the bench outside.

/csb

Wouldn't you want the people who were smart enough to not be sitting in drug court in the first place? Not the best first impression for them to make in terms of trustworthiness or sneakiness.

I would never use craigslist for this, as sorely tempted as I've been in the past. I'd sooner just ask random window workers at the local Taco Bell, probably about the same success rate and less legal risk.

I'd sooner ask the people that drive through the local jbox or taco bell late at night than the workers

diaphoresis: What we hope sexual slaves look like:

[www.ctfc.net image 300x416]

What they actually look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 555x341]

Any questions?


Ouch. The top ones were pretty brutal on the eyes as well. Are they mexican wrestlers?

1/2 inch thick makeup doesn't mean you're pretty.

jigger: Ouch. The top ones were pretty brutal on the eyes as well. Are they mexican wrestlers?

1/2 inch thick makeup doesn't mean you're pretty.


i bet they're great at drywall though

What about pills? Is that still cool?

diaphoresis: What we hope sexual slaves look like:

[www.ctfc.net image 300x416]

What they actually look like:

[i40.tinypic.com image 555x341]

Any questions?

It all depends on your budget.

I troll craigslist for movie roles all the time.

//getting a kick, etc
//zombie and horror movies only though.

master_dman: They got rid of the adult section on craigslist subby.

Massage section, bro.

/I assume based on appearances.

Would have been smarter to hire the prostitute and ask her where to get some weed.

re: sex slaves....what we think...
send them to MY shack......nothin wrong with them!
(just the first set, please)

I PROPOSE WE STOP CALLING IT 4:20 AND START CALLING IT SEX!!!!
I MEAN WHERES THE EXIT TO THE NEXT LAID-ATORIUM