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(Telegraph) Amusing Dear Penthouse Letters, It all started when my Mom dropped me off at the hospital (I'm 15), and my nurse took me to the beach (with 'yeah, you would too' pic)   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 274
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2011-10-12 08:12:44 AM
Yes. Yes I would.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-12 09:11:05 AM
took him in her NHS car for sexual intercourse at the seaside

I may have to raise my opinion of NHS.
 
2011-10-12 09:37:23 AM
I'm suddenly feeling very ill. I may need to go to that particular hospital for treatment.
 
2011-10-12 10:00:02 AM
Last American nurse I had wouldn't dare go near the beach for fear of being pushed back into the water.
 
2011-10-12 10:01:49 AM
The nurse allegedly had intercourse with the boy at least 10 times and the pair were said to have been spotted naked in her bedroom and without underwear on a park bench.
 
2011-10-12 10:05:15 AM
The boy bragged to friends that he was having an affair with Miss Horsley

Farking idiot.
 
2011-10-12 10:13:25 AM
I wanna see pics in her nurse get-up before I jump to any conclusions.
 
2011-10-12 10:19:33 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-10-12 10:33:51 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-10-12 10:34:33 AM
Miss Horsley faces being struck off over an alleged "three-year affair" with the schoolboy.

They're going to kill her? Just for having sex?
 
2011-10-12 10:35:31 AM
Was she the Head Nurse?
 
2011-10-12 10:35:54 AM
geez...quit braggin about it you putz.

man...that would rule.
 
2011-10-12 10:36:06 AM
The Decider: Miss Horsley faces being struck off over an alleged "three-year affair" with the schoolboy.

They're going to kill her? Just for having sex?


Don't be ridiculous, she is not a 36 year old man banging a 15 year old girl.
 
2011-10-12 10:36:34 AM
Pocket Ninja: The boy bragged to friends that he was having an affair with Miss Horsley

Farking idiot.


I'm sorry, but who wouldn't?!
 
2011-10-12 10:36:45 AM
I would ejaculate into her vagina.
 
2011-10-12 10:36:49 AM
Enema Man: Was she the Head Nurse?
 
2011-10-12 10:38:05 AM
Fist. Angry. God.

/once got a beej from a nurse.
//csb
 
2011-10-12 10:38:39 AM
Pocket Ninja: The boy bragged to friends that he was having an affair with Miss Horsley

Farking idiot.


Why can't they learn to just shut their pie-hole? Always gotta brag and spoil the fun.
 
2011-10-12 10:38:52 AM
"I'm s------g her."

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2011-10-12 10:40:08 AM
Boy deemed "Healthy" and expected to make a full recovery.
 
2011-10-12 10:40:22 AM
Please Subby can we turn this into a naughty nurse thread? Please please please.......

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2011-10-12 10:41:49 AM
Fark In The Duck: Please Subby can we turn this into a naughty nurse thread? Please please please.......

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I'll be in my bunk...
 
2011-10-12 10:42:02 AM
"The boy bragged to friends that he was having an affair with Miss Horsley"

This is why female teachers who f*ck male students often get caught while male teachers who bang female students often don't. Don't pretend it doesn't happen just as much, but most girls don't brag to their friends about it.
 
2011-10-12 10:42:34 AM
See folks, this is why we need nationalized health care.
 
2011-10-12 10:42:47 AM
Fark In The Duck: Please Subby can we turn this into a naughty nurse thread?

Worth a shot....

crow202.org
 
2011-10-12 10:43:32 AM
FuturePastNow:
This is why female teachers who f*ck male students often get caught while male teachers who bang female students often don't. Don't pretend it doesn't happen just as much, but most girls don't brag to their friends about it.


I have no evidence, but that doesn't sound right.
 
2011-10-12 10:43:54 AM
I'm going to have to see several more pictures of hot nurses before I render an opinion on this.

And by "render an opinion" I mean "fap 'til I blow dust."
 
2011-10-12 10:44:08 AM
Those aren't your 'friends' friendo.
 
2011-10-12 10:45:10 AM
danceswithcrows: Fark In The Duck: Please Subby can we turn this into a naughty nurse thread?

Worth a shot....


We've got two entries, do I see a third? There is potential here...

/farking from the phone, wish I could contribute...
 
2011-10-12 10:45:35 AM
Looks like this boy violated the first and second rules of Student/Teacher Sex Club...


/You don't talk about Student/Teacher Sex Club
//You do NOT TALK about Student/Teacher Sex Club
 
2011-10-12 10:45:50 AM
"I'm s------g her."

Ha, ha, your newspapers have to censor the stupidest bl---y words.
 
2011-10-12 10:46:30 AM
I recently got an ultrasound on my testes (clip job gone bad, long story, all working now) and the ultrasound tech was HOT. was all I could do not to get a bit 'happy' while she was rubbing that warm goo all over. gig.a.ty.
 
2011-10-12 10:47:29 AM
www.bestandroidwallpaper.com
 
2011-10-12 10:47:43 AM
FuturePastNow: "The boy bragged to friends that he was having an affair with Miss Horsley"

This is why female teachers who f*ck male students often get caught while male teachers who bang female students often don't. Don't pretend it doesn't happen just as much, but most girls don't brag to their friends about it.



Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
 
2011-10-12 10:49:58 AM
Golf claps...

www.flirtygurl.com
 
2011-10-12 10:50:09 AM
If you follow the link about the spanish duchess and go down to the comments you will find a link to a photo of her topless 30 years ago.
 
2011-10-12 10:50:10 AM
(clip job gone bad, long story, all working now)

I'm afraid to ask for clarification, so instead I'm going to focus on the words "warm goo all over".
 
2011-10-12 10:50:24 AM
www.themobilewallpapers.com

www.cu2nite.com.au

And lest we forget . . .

www.juicyrumors.com
 
2011-10-12 10:51:08 AM
NHS must stand for Nurse Hot Sex.
 
2011-10-12 10:51:21 AM
Occupy the Vagina!
 
2011-10-12 10:51:22 AM
animal900: I would ejaculate into her vagina.

I'm trying to read between the lines but I'm still not understanding what you are trying to say.
 
2011-10-12 10:51:30 AM
Miss Horsley, who lives with her boyfriend and two children, had been working as a community nurse for North West Wales NHS Trust since 2003.

Do people in the UK even marry anymore or everyone just having kids out of wedlock? The nuclear family is definitely going the way of the dodo.


/serious
 
2011-10-12 10:52:29 AM
ihatedumbpeople: I recently got an ultrasound on my testes (clip job gone bad, long story, all working now) and the ultrasound tech was HOT. was all I could do not to get a bit 'happy' while she was rubbing that warm goo all over. gig.a.ty.

That's a fun time isn't it? I had the same thing done a few years back do to some wierd infection. Unfortunately i was in too much pain to get excited.
 
2011-10-12 10:52:54 AM
ihatedumbpeople: geez...quit braggin about it you putz.

man...that would rule.


"The boy bragged to friends that he was having an affair with Miss Horsley after she took him and friends on trips to the seaside, the hearing was told.

The friends would stay in the car while Miss Horsley and the boy wandered off, allegedly to have sex on the beachfront at Anglesey, North Wales."

Somehow I think his friends already knew.
 
2011-10-12 10:53:46 AM
Fark In The Duck: Pocket Ninja: The boy bragged to friends that he was having an affair with Miss Horsley

Farking idiot.

Why can't they learn to just shut their pie-hole? Always gotta brag and spoil the fun.


"Thanks for coming to the beach with us mates, now stay in the car while I go shag me brains out". This may be related to their lack of silence.
 
2011-10-12 10:55:55 AM
ihatedumbpeople: I recently got an ultrasound on my testes (clip job gone bad, long story, all working now) and the ultrasound tech was HOT. was all I could do not to get a bit 'happy' while she was rubbing that warm goo all over. gig.a.ty.

Don't you mean "all not working now"? Because regardless of complications, I wouldn't want the resolution of a "clip job" to be the resumption of fertility.

Also, "time for my injection".
 
2011-10-12 10:57:43 AM
Hot British nurse, you say?

media.screened.com

//hot like Jessica 6
//my mind is in agutter
 
2011-10-12 10:58:28 AM
ihatedumbpeople: I recently got an ultrasound on my testes (clip job gone bad, long story, all working now) and the ultrasound tech was HOT. was all I could do not to get a bit 'happy' while she was rubbing that warm goo all over. gig.a.ty.

WTF? You handled that the wrong way. You should have been trying to pop the biggest boner of your life and impress her. You might have missed out on an HJ.
 
2011-10-12 10:58:50 AM
This makes me sick. Better see a nurse.
 
2011-10-12 10:59:08 AM
Well, did he get better?
 
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