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(Metafilter)   You'd be amazed how much cheez is in one aerosol can.   ( divider line
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5580 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Nov 2001 at 4:25 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-02 04:29:49 PM  
Brilliant. I need to take a Whiz...
2001-11-02 04:31:45 PM  
You'd be amazed at how much I don't care. No wait, I'm quite sure a few of you joined me in not caring when you realized you would have to wait for the metafilter lag.
2001-11-02 04:32:31 PM  
I will never be able to get those 60 seconds back.
2001-11-02 04:33:46 PM  
Okay, how much did you expect to be in an 8 ounce container?
2001-11-02 04:36:27 PM  
I think I lost a few IQ points after reading that
2001-11-02 04:38:31 PM  
"Ya got my Cheeze-Whiz boy"?
2001-11-02 04:41:57 PM  
maybe because i am going on very little sleep, but i found that hilarious.
2001-11-02 04:44:04 PM  
Stinkbug - blues bros!
2001-11-02 04:44:30 PM  
2001-11-02 04:46:53 PM  
And what the hell is up with that guy's hair?
2001-11-02 04:47:11 PM  
well, i guess with the two most important questions of our times answered, "how many licks in a tootsie roll pop" and "how many ounces of food product is in an 8 ounce can,"
scientists can relax and go back to doping up mice at tiny raves.
2001-11-02 04:49:13 PM  
now that is the very end of the web that TV commercial is talking about
2001-11-02 04:52:15 PM  
what amazes me is the farking first filter, NICE
2001-11-02 04:53:52 PM  
is there a word beyond 'suck'. i mean the word that means suck more than suck. i need that to describe this.
2001-11-02 04:57:17 PM  
The one for Magic Shell is much better, although it takes a while to load because of all the pics.
2001-11-02 04:57:21 PM  
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
2001-11-02 05:01:56 PM  
Didn't Geraldo do a story on this before? Or was it Velveeta? Hmmm....
2001-11-02 05:02:41 PM  

Motard discovers that there are 8 ounces of cheese in a 8 ounce can of cheese.

That's science.
2001-11-02 05:04:54 PM  
Ygdrasil: That is an accurate use of the word Motard! Thanks
2001-11-02 05:04:55 PM  
holy crap that dude's women are fugly!
2001-11-02 05:08:08 PM  
I like to suck that stuff out of the can till it comes out my nose, blow it out on a Ritz, and leave it around for my boss to eat.
2001-11-02 05:11:44 PM  
That site is sloooooooooooowwwwwwwwww . . . on the verge of being farked?
2001-11-02 05:15:44 PM  
I don't know if I would even classify it as cheese.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm - cheese in a can - ahhhhrrrllllgghhhh..."
2001-11-02 05:36:15 PM  
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2001-11-02 06:03:21 PM  
Weird, I was eating saltines and easy cheese (Nacho flavored) just as I saw this.
Satan eats cheese whiz.
2001-11-02 06:06:48 PM  
That is nothing.You should see how much weed I cram into my mason jar.
2001-11-02 06:08:51 PM  
Medium cool.
2001-11-02 06:09:57 PM  
Trapezoid: isn't (nacho flavor) == (cheese)?
2001-11-02 06:17:22 PM  
Bit of advice.
Do not use as lubricant.
2001-11-02 06:21:08 PM  
My life has new meaning. It is a wonder how I lived without knowing.
2001-11-02 06:33:24 PM  
Caboozy-- you're welcome. I'm here to help.
2001-11-02 07:37:00 PM  
Notice the site is copywrite 1999. That's probably double the amount that they put in the can now!
You know the whole reducing the amount in the container without telling customers thing...anyhow...
2001-11-02 07:39:23 PM  
frostbite: That commercial is a rip-off from this: End of the 'net
2001-11-02 07:48:02 PM  
Goes without saying, "it's not easy being cheezy".....Ummmf
2001-11-02 08:38:53 PM  
Here's the link from The Useless Pages,so you don't have to wait for the Metafilter..There's a funny part about how much aluminium foil it takes to cover his car...I actually think there's some kind of science behind this...
2001-11-02 09:01:26 PM  
Nanookanano is that what Beck is really singing there? I always wondered what half the words were. What the hell does it mean?

Oh, and the picture of the Cheeze Whiz with the crackers sticking out of it, for some reason, that seemed really cool. Then again, I've been up since 4am and am drinking a margarita...
2001-11-02 09:58:51 PM  
You'd be surprised how much "cheese" is in my "can" LOL
2001-11-02 10:28:05 PM  
i would probably be amazed to know how much Elvis' colon weighed when he died.
2001-11-02 10:52:15 PM  
Volks, Soy Un Perdedor = I am a loser.
2001-11-02 11:52:18 PM  
Gasmasher: I guess so, it was just spicier.

Shanrick: Elvis didn't die!! He just went home.
2001-11-03 12:05:26 AM  
Q: What do you call an empty can of cheese-Whiz?

A: Cheese-Was!! Ahaha.
2001-11-03 12:42:06 AM  
Okay, it's free content, which pretty much means it will probably suck, but I really could have done without the last two pictures.

WARNING: Consumption of artificial cheese will cause pale, oily skin and greasy hair.
2001-11-03 09:46:59 PM  
I want to know what happens when you Cheez Whiz on an electic fence.
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