... she tore them out with her bare hands and threw them in the back of her stolen truck?

Because, seriously, I can't picture her with one guy, never mind two - hell, I actually can't picture her in a sexual activity at all, out of sheer unconscious self-defense, really.

The sad part, of course, is that that heifer is still getting more action that most Farkers, myself included.

Great googly moogly!

I'm staying the fark away from Gwinnett county if those things are roaming around there.

I see they posted a picture of the truck but where is the woman?

eddyatwork: I see they posted a picture of the truck but where is the woman?

aaaaaand curtain.

Sad to see that George Wendt can't get work anymore, and has to resort to bigamy and auto theft.

I bet one of her husbands is also her son

For the love of god why would they add a button to make that picture BIGGER?

Isn't that the guy that played Rosanne's husband on her sitcom?

I figure at some level of ugly, people just stop caring about looks out of self preservation.

Those cops are cruel.

Couldn't they at least give her a chance to shave before taking the mugshot?

Oh... Oh my...

Subby is a bastard.

That is all.

Subby, could you please explain what part of this source of tonight's night terrors is "Amusing".

Sheesh.

That's a rough 48.

I´m no Doctor, but it looks like she fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down.

When you say woman how did you come to that conclusion?

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"She" had two husbands? Wow, just wow.

She probably sucks a mean caulk.

darn you subby - darn you to heck.

/where in the hell is heck?

Pawned a $49,000 brand new truck for $5,000 was this guy involved?

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"She" had two husbands? Wow, just wow.

Does they have a judgement problem
Or maybe lose some kind of bet
Contract some strange affliction
Doctors haven't conquered yet?

- with apologies to John Gorka

I find it odd they would post a picture of the ex-husband instead of the wife for this story.

TNel: Pawned a $49,000 brand new truck for $5,000 was this guy involved?

In Georgia, most Title Pawn places cap the pawn at $5000, also around here you keep your car and the title pawn place has to repo it to get it back. I ran a pawn shop for year and capped the title loans at $1000 consequently I never had to repo a car.

On this very night, ten years ago, on this same stretch of road, in the dense fog, just like this, I saw the worse accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building. And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning, WRECK, it looked like... THIS!



Yes, sir. That was the worst accident I ever seen.


/...but that mean the Large Marge I was riding with was....

My first impression was Otter from Animal House. Well, second. First was a taste of bile in my throat.

The fat kid from The Sandlot really let himself go.

I would say kill it with fire. But she has two hoses to put out the heat....

Tom_Slick: TNel: Pawned a $49,000 brand new truck for $5,000 was this guy involved?

In Georgia, most Title Pawn places cap the pawn at $5000, also around here you keep your car and the title pawn place has to repo it to get it back. I ran a pawn shop for year and capped the title loans at $1000 consequently I never had to repo a car.

Interesting, seems like a great scam to get money from pawn shops.

With a five o'clock shadow like that, anything is possible.

According to an arrest report, 48-year-old Diane Tucker married the first of the two men, Edwin Windelberg, in Gwinnett County in January of 2004. Then in 2007, Tucker married Cesar Alexandro Saldivar in Cobb County, according to an arrest warrant.


The first guy married her because his name is Edwin Windelberg.. . The second guy married her to get into the country.