I turned down a chance for a scholarship at massage school to go to France to study this once. I've mentally kneed myself in the groin at least once a day ever since.

In other news, job applications at the hospital reach unprecedented heights.

HOLY SHIAT! Are they hiring?! I believe I'm qualified for a position here.

Male Nurse.

Do you really want me massaging your nipples?

Or would you rather have me looking out for a lifesaving ploy?

Attending physician


/boob-rubbing-five *snap*

Breast trifecta developing?

Clawhammer: Coelacanth: I turned down a chance for a scholarship at massage school to go to France to study this once. I've mentally kneed myself in the groin at least once a day ever since.

Don't hurt yourself, I'm sure it only sounds fun on paper.

Agreed, much in the same vein as gynecologist.

If you want to touch the boobies, chances are they don't need a massage.
If the boobies are like tennis balls in a tube socks, you betcha they need a massaging.

I came in to offer my superb skills.....

/it's 1/2 price this week
//in other words, it's free

Well, I certainly hope there's a similar service for men. Everybody gets a little uncomfortable from time to time, and I know I could sure benefit from a massage.

Texas Gabe: Breast trifecta developing?

Breasts are best in pairs.

Got milk?

I think I found my new career.

also, will be the first to sign up when they offer cock massages.

I was really, really not expecting to see the name of my hometown pop up when I clicked on this boob-related story. It is nice to know I live in a town where this sort of thing is taking place.

Remarkable_Anus: I came in to offer my superb skills.....
/it's 1/2 price this week
//in other words, it's free

FTFY

Texas Gabe: Breast trifecta developing?

Breast trifecta? (new window, NSFW)

Notabunny: Coelacanth: I turned down a chance for a scholarship at massage school to go to France to study this once. I've mentally kneed myself in the groin at least once a day ever since.

How is it you're smart enough to breath?

Probably cause he is smart enough to breathe.

Texas Gabe: Breast trifecta developing?

You know, given the demographics of Farkers and our modmin overlords it's kind of surprising how seldom this occurs.

Finally, another duty the gay male nurses will be good at (besides helping move the 380-lb beached whales onto a bed).

/"Yeah, Stefan, I squeezed six boobies tonight. WhatEVER."

/hot like high noon

They felt like they were full of pebbles a bag of sand

I believe a low-frequency, laterally-variable sustained application of bi-labial fricative motion in between the breasts is indicated.

The more you eat the more you fart: I think I found my new career.

also, will be the first to sign up when they offer cock massages.

You'd probably get sick of it after the first couple dozen cocks.

TheShavingofOccam123: I believe a low-frequency, laterally-variable sustained application of bi-labial fricative motion in between the breasts is indicated.

A visual aid might be in order:

StingerJ: The more you eat the more you fart: I think I found my new career.

also, will be the first to sign up when they offer cock massages.

You'd probably get sick of it after the first couple dozen cocks.

At least you'd know when you're doing a good job.

Where have I heard of this before?

CruiserTwelve: Can't women massage their own breasts?

Could this be used to prevent and treat injuries sustained during cheerleading practice and such? I'm asking hypothetically. I'm thinking parental consent might be the hitch in my otherwise cunning plan.

I always thought boobs were sensitive sexual parts of women. How come one patient said it didn't affect her sexually? Is this a lie or do girls feel no "hard on" or "sex on" when somebody touches their boobs?

I remember some time back a girl accidentally touched my manhood while reaching over to type something on my keyboard. I immediately got excited. Doesn't the same thing happen to girls when boobs are touched, or is it the same as when guys touch their own butts and feel nothing because their real sex-sensitive part is the penis?

FunkOut:
Hey, sometimes young active women need a pectoral massage after hiking for hours with a heavy backpack. The boobs would just happen to get massaged at the same time.

For some reason it's really easy for guys to go out and find a sensual massage parlour but when a lady goes looking for a short muscular Asian man to rub their boobs after a long day at work, there's not a single listing in the phone book...

Well, I have a feeling that if you went to any ol' massage parlor, and asked them to massage your pecs, you wouldn't get many people turning you down, man or woman. However, if a guy went into any ol' massage parlor, and asked for a nice rub and tug, he'd not only be turned down, but he might be arrested.

Is it like the "massages" they talked about in The Road To Wellville?

Calling Dr. Spitzvogel! Dr Spitzvogel to the massage suite, please!

FunkOut: For some reason it's really easy for guys to go out and find a sensual massage parlour but when a lady goes looking for a short muscular Asian man to rub their boobs after a long day at work, there's not a single listing in the phone book...

I'm not short or muscular, but, ... call me.

p.s. I'm not Asian either.

emersonbiggins: TheShavingofOccam123: I believe a low-frequency, laterally-variable sustained application of bi-labial fricative motion in between the breasts is indicated.

A visual aid might be in order:

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Excellent teaching aid.

GreenSun: I always thought boobs were sensitive sexual parts of women. How come one patient said it didn't affect her sexually? Is this a lie or do girls feel no "hard on" or "sex on" when somebody touches their boobs?

Depends on whether they have tricked you into marrying them yet.

I'll do one better, I mean a massage is great, but a mammogram is even better.