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Honkey factory employees sending condolences, Hyundai builds your mom, and Kim Kardashian's $325k car that hauls ass: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/2 - 10/8
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Nothing new this week, enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-10-02 to Sat 2011-10-08:
Experts say repetitive public safety announcements might do more harm than good. So don't start up with your white zone shiat again
There was a toddler forced to swallow a spider. That wriggled and jiggled and tickled insider her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly, but the parents get jail time
Rescue search using boat and helicopter carried out after Jupiter mistaken for distress flare. Authorities excuse error, say they did not planet that way
Police follow DUI suspect from strip club by trail of leaking fluids. Ewww
Doctors at Romero General Hospital think that cancer probably killed Steve Jobs, sorry to all of you that had "Rabid wolves" in the pool
1 in 10 babies conceived on Ikea beds? I thought they were famous for missing screws
Fire at cracker factory kills seven people. Honkey factory employees send their condolences
Two workers injured in explosion at pasta plant. Paramedics say they knew the two victims weren't done because they didn't stick to the wall
Mall yogurt stand worker heads to court after tainting frozen yogurt with semen. Hope they don't let that jerk off
New UN skyscraper will cost 5x original estimates, with engineers tracing the overruns to problems designing a containment vessel for the sheer volume and density of bullshiat
Woman in 80's saved from apartment fire. Why we're just hearing about this now, I don't know
For the first time in 15 years, Tiger Woods not among golf's top 50 players. Golf players, at any rate
Browns' center Alex Mack reportedly played Sunday despite appendicitis, ability to liquefy
Infamous 'Bill Buckner' ball up for auction; don't let this deal pass you by
Electric plane wins $1.35 million prize, should cover the cost of the power cord
Steve Jobs' authorized biography release moved up to October 24. SPOILER ALERT: He dies
Research shows oral sex may be leading cause of mouth/throat cancer. SOMEONE NEEDS THEIR FUNDING PULLED
Fox to develop a new Mister Ed movie, beat a dead horse
Kim Kardashian spends $325,000 on rare Ferrari that really hauls ass
Vivid Entertainment owner Steve Hirsch has offered Amanda Knox a non-sex job as the companies spokesperson saying that he is confident that she will kill it
Two more top Bachmann aides seen doing backstroke away from USS Crazyeyes
Rick Santorum claims December primaries distract from "birth of our savior". Subby wonders what he is talking about - Obama was born in August
White House announces new cyber security measures that will prevent "insiders" from stealing classified information and leak it to third parties. Just in time, too, because there's this new group called WikiLeaks who...oh, wait
Kodak shares plummet as bankruptcy develops. Unlike other, more modern companies, it will be a few days before we can see the whole picture
BofA CEO defends bank's 'right to make a profit'. HD audio enhancement later discovers the quote included the mumbled word "obscene"
CNN says the new Hyundai is a "sweet ride" with a "boring body." Which reminds me, say hi to your mom
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