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(SFGate)   Tony Bennett saw Lady Gaga naked. Of course he did, the smooth bastard   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 84
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2011-10-11 10:48:14 AM  
To be fair, that chick does have a nice peener.
 
2011-10-11 11:49:13 AM  
gimarc.com

/never forget
//America's the real terrorists
 
2011-10-11 12:19:59 PM  
Tony Bennett has climbed a mountain of poon, then skied down enjoy to the warmth of the Poon Lodge with a bevy of hot poon. Seeing Gaga naked was, to him, like looking at another SUV in Los Angeles traffic.
 
2011-10-11 12:21:06 PM  
Shouldn't this deserve the Scary tag?
 
2011-10-11 12:26:01 PM  

CitizenTed: Tony Bennett has climbed a mountain of poon, then skied down enjoy to the warmth of the Poon Lodge with a bevy of hot poon. Seeing Gaga naked was, to him, like looking at another SUV in Los Angeles traffic.


That just about brought a tear to my eye.
 
2011-10-11 12:31:43 PM  

R.A.Danny: CitizenTed: Tony Bennett has climbed a mountain of poon, then skied down enjoy to the warmth of the Poon Lodge with a bevy of hot poon. Seeing Gaga naked was, to him, like looking at another SUV in Los Angeles traffic.

That just about brought a tear to my eye.


You're lucky, it prolly brought the drip to Tony Bennett more than once.
 
2011-10-11 12:40:47 PM  
 
2011-10-11 01:23:03 PM  

TsarTom: R.A.Danny: CitizenTed: Tony Bennett has climbed a mountain of poon, then skied down enjoy to the warmth of the Poon Lodge with a bevy of hot poon. Seeing Gaga naked was, to him, like looking at another SUV in Los Angeles traffic.

That just about brought a tear to my eye.

You're lucky, it prolly brought the drip to Tony Bennett more than once.


Back in the day you would get a shot and you'd be fine. Not like now
 
2011-10-11 01:31:23 PM  

tuna fingers: To be fair, that chick does have a nice peener.


You beat me to it. Over in 1.
 
2011-10-11 01:37:26 PM  
You can criticize her music and style and say it's not your taste, but it's hard to deny she has talent.

And I wouldnt mind walking in on her naked. Sharp knees and all.
 
2011-10-11 01:38:05 PM  
Did he Tony Bone-it???

/Tip your waitress, try the veal.
 
2011-10-11 01:39:59 PM  
I would want to see that. Haters gonna hate.
 
2011-10-11 01:41:54 PM  
Ah, most have been a snooze fest looking at her without her usual Halloween attention whoring attire...

tokyothinktank.files.wordpress.com

Boring curves...bland body...and wtf happened to those saggy tits? Does she breast feed kids with those saggy things?

/good thing for makeup
//and tools to love her
 
2011-10-11 01:44:17 PM  
Great voice, but I wouldn't line up to see her naked.
 
2011-10-11 01:52:29 PM  
Yeah Tony's seen a lot of poon but when you are in your 80s and someone young enough to be your granddaughter, who could pass as being related to you, is standing there naked, it's really gross and awkward.
 
2011-10-11 01:53:23 PM  

MDGeist: Great voice, but I wouldn't line up to see her naked.


What if it was a short line? Like one or two people, and they're both midgets so you could see right over them?
 
2011-10-11 01:53:43 PM  
That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.
 
2011-10-11 01:56:55 PM  
"Lady Is a Tramp" is a good song from a shiatty play.
 
2011-10-11 02:01:52 PM  
That fails to impress me. If you watch enough of her videos, you see all but the naughtiest bits. most people who know who she is have seen 90% of her body. How special is the last 10%?
 
2011-10-11 02:09:03 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ah, most have been a snooze fest looking at her without her usual Halloween attention whoring attire...



Boring curves...bland body...and wtf happened to those saggy tits? Does she breast feed kids with those saggy things?

/good thing for makeup
//and tools to love her


Something I also noticed seeing several mostly nude shots of her. She's far too young for those to be that saggy. And unsupported, they are really quite saggy. But on a good note, she has a really nice ass.
 
2011-10-11 02:10:28 PM  
Tony Bennett has seen more pussy than an animal control officer in Boca Raton.
 
2011-10-11 02:13:29 PM  
So who hasn't by this point?
 
2011-10-11 02:17:24 PM  
Let me guess, subby... She has breasts and a vagina?
 
2011-10-11 02:21:44 PM  

cgraves67: That fails to impress me. If you watch enough of her videos, you see all but the naughtiest bits. most people who know who she is have seen 90% of her body. How special is the last 10%?


Some of us require closure.
 
2011-10-11 02:27:01 PM  
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡GOLF BALL DIMPLER!
 
2011-10-11 02:30:19 PM  
pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.
 
2011-10-11 02:31:57 PM  

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.


Every thread, it's always YOU. Stop trying to force it. You can't force a meme. Yes, you were funny once and one thread dwelt on it for a while. I think you're gonna have to accept that that was your golden day, or you're gonna have to come up with something new. For god's sake, man. Seriously.
 
2011-10-11 02:33:02 PM  
LewDux

How the hell did you get here so fast?
 
2011-10-11 02:35:27 PM  

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: LewDux

How the hell did you get here so fast?


That's my alter ego.I tried to stop him,but he was faster
 
2011-10-11 02:38:53 PM  
It's odd what you get if you Google "Tony Bennett naked".

You get page after page after page of stories about Lady Gaga, that's what you get.

I call Shenanigans on Google's ranking algorithm.

There has to be naked pictures of Tony Bennett somewhere. Rule 34. They can't ALL be less popular than stories about Lady Gaga.

Who's Martellus Bennett, by the way? Should Farkers be noting this name for future reference?
 
2011-10-11 02:39:07 PM  
came for family guy screen shot

leaving disappointed, you bastards.
 
2011-10-11 02:42:11 PM  
cdn.faniq.com
 
2011-10-11 02:47:16 PM  
she's got a decent ass, but that's about it
 
2011-10-11 02:49:16 PM  
Eh, i'd look at it.
 
2011-10-11 02:50:07 PM  
sydlexia.com
HAR HAR HARDY HAR LADY GAG HAS PENIS LOL
 
2011-10-11 02:57:08 PM  

LewDux: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Every thread, it's always YOU. Stop trying to force it. You can't force a meme. Yes, you were funny once and one thread dwelt on it for a while. I think you're gonna have to accept that that was your golden day, or you're gonna have to come up with something new. For god's sake, man. Seriously.


You're way worse than him.

At least some people clamor him. Proof:

zato_ichi: ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡GOLF BALL DIMPLER!


WHO the hell clamours for your irrelevant faux outrage? Begone foul creature!
 
2011-10-11 02:58:08 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ah, most have been a snooze fest looking at her without her usual Halloween attention whoring attire...

[tokyothinktank.files.wordpress.com image 385x385]

Boring curves...bland body...and wtf happened to those saggy tits? Does she breast feed kids with those saggy things?

/good thing for makeup
//and tools to love her


I mean. What constitutes exciting curves? She might not be as curvy as you prefer. She might be too curvy for someone who prefers a pez dispenser with titties attached. But to call her curves boring?

What I'm saying to that is LOLWUT.
 
2011-10-11 03:11:10 PM  

Sarcastica75: pez dispenser with titties attached


I'd so buy one of those!
 
2011-10-11 03:17:42 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Boring curves...bland body...and wtf happened to those saggy tits? Does she breast feed kids with those saggy things?

/good thing for makeup
//and tools to love her


Totally sharp knees as well, I suppose?
 
2011-10-11 03:19:14 PM  

CitizenTed: Tony Bennett has climbed a mountain of poon, then skied down enjoy to the warmth of the Poon Lodge with a bevy of hot poon. Seeing Gaga naked was, to him, like looking at another SUV in Los Angeles traffic.


*laugh*

Also, the article is Lady Gaga saying what she THINKS he was thinking. It's pretty self-deprecating.

Although it's also rude to strip down on someone elses' time without at least asking first!
 
2011-10-11 03:20:07 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ah, most have been a snooze fest looking at her without her usual Halloween attention whoring attire...

[tokyothinktank.files.wordpress.com image 385x385]

Boring curves...bland body...and wtf happened to those saggy tits? Does she breast feed kids with those saggy things?

/good thing for makeup
//and tools to love her


As long as she sang to me once in a while, I wouldn't really give a shiat.

Really, she has an amazingly good voice.
 
2011-10-11 03:20:51 PM  
I'd name my band Boring Curves
/if I was 9 year old boy
//and had band
///of 9 year old boys
 
2011-10-11 03:21:33 PM  

Sarcastica75: I mean. What constitutes exciting curves? She might not be as curvy as you prefer. She might be too curvy for someone who prefers a pez dispenser with titties attached. But to call her curves boring?


I think she looks perfectly acceptable, although dyeing her hair blonde REALLY washes out the color of her face if she's not also wearing makeup. But then again, who cares? If she likes blonde, then that's her thing.
 
2011-10-11 03:30:46 PM  

Aidan: CitizenTed: Tony Bennett has climbed a mountain of poon, then skied down enjoy to the warmth of the Poon Lodge with a bevy of hot poon. Seeing Gaga naked was, to him, like looking at another SUV in Los Angeles traffic.

*laugh*

Also, the article is Lady Gaga saying what she THINKS he was thinking. It's pretty self-deprecating.

Although it's also rude to strip down on someone elses' time without at least asking first!


Any woman with a decent body that wants to strip down in front of me, please feel free to do so at any time. I do not have any problems with this, and you will not be held in any contempt for rudeness.
 
2011-10-11 03:31:59 PM  

LewDux: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: LewDux

How the hell did you get here so fast?

That's my alter ego.I tried to stop him,but he was faster


www.motifake.com
 
2011-10-11 03:32:20 PM  

Sarcastica75: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ah, most have been a snooze fest looking at her without her usual Halloween attention whoring attire...

[tokyothinktank.files.wordpress.com image 385x385]

Boring curves...bland body...and wtf happened to those saggy tits? Does she breast feed kids with those saggy things?

/good thing for makeup
//and tools to love her

I mean. What constitutes exciting curves? She might not be as curvy as you prefer. She might be too curvy for someone who prefers a pez dispenser with titties attached. But to call her curves boring?

What I'm saying to that is LOLWUT.


Ummm...the fact that she has boring hips, a 2x4 body, and her tits look like two eggs hanging off a nail...but yea, the ass is alright.
 
2011-10-11 03:32:44 PM  
Probably the best thing she has ever recorded.... the song not really mentioned in the article I mean.

JerseyTim left a link for all of us.
 
2011-10-11 03:37:13 PM  

JerseyTim: She really is a tramp.


i liked her duet way more than the Winehouse track. Amy was unintelligible. Gaga really got into it, she even did the accent.

SnakeMan: I would want to see that. Haters gonna hate.


No doubt on both counts.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Sarcastica75: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ah, most have been a snooze fest looking at her without her usual Halloween attention whoring attire...

[tokyothinktank.files.wordpress.com image 385x385]

Boring curves...bland body...and wtf happened to those saggy tits? Does she breast feed kids with those saggy things?

/good thing for makeup
//and tools to love her

I mean. What constitutes exciting curves? She might not be as curvy as you prefer. She might be too curvy for someone who prefers a pez dispenser with titties attached. But to call her curves boring?

What I'm saying to that is LOLWUT.

Ummm...the fact that she has boring hips, a 2x4 body, and her tits look like two eggs hanging off a nail...but yea, the ass is alright.


3/10
 
2011-10-11 03:38:16 PM  

LewDux: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Every thread, it's always YOU. Stop trying to force it. You can't force a meme. Yes, you were funny once and one thread dwelt on it for a while. I think you're gonna have to accept that that was your golden day, or you're gonna have to come up with something new. For god's sake, man. Seriously.
 
2011-10-11 03:39:51 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Ummm...


Behold: the mating call of the whiny f*ckstick.
 
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