Nothing is worse than glinging to a boat.

dogdaze: This is tragic. Mostly because they had no business heading out in that weather with a small child and and their 80 yr old grandma.

Besides that, it's terrible glinging weather.

I don't always gling in the water, but when I do, I prefer glinging to a boat.

I had to dump my GF last month - waaaay too glingy

Thank goodness they weren't also forced to kipple.

I'm vaguely impressed... g is at least a fingertip's width from c on my keyboard at least.

How the FARK does a deformed headline like this get greenlight? Certainly not because of the "beer cooler was saved" joke. If you RTFA, you'll find that the beer cooler was used as a floatation device to save lives. So the whole "save the beer" joke goes out the window.

Oh. Silly me. It's because we're all going to have fun creating jokes about the word "glinging". Next greenlit FARK headline: "OWS protesters arrested for glinging in public". Hey! Maybe if we misspell that last word, it'll say "pubic" and we'll get double lulz. The possibilities are endless!

Gling, gling, gling, gling, gling, gling, gling, banana boat!

/now watch the headline get corrected and all these posts look nonsensical

dogdaze: This is tragic. Mostly because they had no business heading out in that weather with a small child and and their 80 yr old grandma.

Well, the child... unless their grandma is senile or something I figure she can make that choice for herself.

dogdaze: This is tragic. Mostly because they had no business heading out in that weather with a small child and and their 80 yr old grandma.

Hey dumbass... She was only 79.

Honest Bender: Pwnzor: How the FARK does a deformed headline like this get greenlight?

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Once upon a time, Fark had quality standards. ...Now I has a sad.

The thought, of course, does occur that perhaps, just maybe the person who gave this the nod found it as amusing as everyone else who mentions the gling?

Hyppy: I don't always gling in the water, but when I do, I prefer glinging to a boat.

I peed a little

I think the subby was...

*making clug-clug-clug motion*

Pwnzor: How the FARK does a deformed headline like this get greenlight? Certainly not because of the "beer cooler was saved" joke. If you RTFA, you'll find that the beer cooler was used as a floatation device to save lives. So the whole "save the beer" joke goes out the window.

Oh. Silly me. It's because we're all going to have fun creating jokes about the word "glinging". Next greenlit FARK headline: "OWS protesters arrested for glinging in public". Hey! Maybe if we misspell that last word, it'll say "pubic" and we'll get double lulz. The possibilities are endless!

See the article had a typo in the headline, and so subby picked up on that. Then an editor finally decided to read the original article and corrected the spelling. Wait, what is the rule about if you have to explain the joke it is ruined...?

Last night I glinged your mom right in the glorp

djh0101010: Thank goodness they weren't also forced to kipple.

What? You don't like Kipling?


moonscatter: How exactly does one "gling?" sounds kind of kinky, actually...


I'd be happy to show you in person.

/Would be the least I could do for such generous, wonderful soul ;-)

scavenger: Last night I glinged your mom right in the glorp

See, right there is why I love gark.

Honest Bender: Pwnzor: How the FARK does a deformed headline like this get greenlight?

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Once upon a time, Fark had quality standards. ...Now I has a sad.

My favorite movie is Glinging the cube.

/It was Gling-glinglingling good.

Glingons

some_beer_drinker: does this have something to do with ribbing the bunk?

or is it just bad spelling greenlight day? even though 12 of mine went red.

/not bitter

Twelve red lights this morning? Who has time to make twelve headlines? Oh, you must be a OWS'er. You should write a headline about that, I hear that all of those go green.

Pwnzor: How the FARK does a deformed headline like this get greenlight? Certainly not because of the "beer cooler was saved" joke. If you RTFA, you'll find that the beer cooler was used as a floatation device to save lives. So the whole "save the beer" joke goes out the window.

Oh. Silly me. It's because we're all going to have fun creating jokes about the word "glinging". Next greenlit FARK headline: "OWS protesters arrested for glinging in public". Hey! Maybe if we misspell that last word, it'll say "pubic" and we'll get double lulz. The possibilities are endless!

Or it was a typo and the admin wasn't paying much attention. Either way.

thereeeee's glingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's glingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Kirk.

Pwnzor: How the FARK does a deformed headline like this get greenlight?



stop having fun guys! he doesn't think it's fun, so you shouldn't either!

jiesenPSD: thereeeee's glingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's glingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Kirk.

it's life jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it...

TheDumbBlonde: That's an awfully large number of people to gram onto a 22ft boat, unless you're Cuban, of course.

FTFY

burndtdan: jiesenPSD: thereeeee's glingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's glingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Kirk.

it's life jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it...


...But enough about congress...

How the Glark does a gleformed gleadline like this get gleenlight? Glertainly not because of the "gleer glooler was glaved" joke. If you RTFA, you'll find that the gleer glooler was used as a gloatation glevice to save glives. So the whole "save the gleer glooler" gloke goes out the glindow.

Oh. Glilly me. It's because we're all going to have glun glreating glokes about the word "glinging". Next glreenlit GLARK headline: "GLOWS protesters glarrested for glinging in public". gley! Maybe if we glisspell that last glord, it'll say "glubic" and we'll get double glulz. The possibilities are glendless!

/I put that through the glingifier. And you still sound like a gliny glitch.

Stupid people can't know that going out beyond the COLREGS line in a 22 footer is never a wise idea.

Is it too early to spring this?



Never realized it would be so easy!

RobSeace: Gling?

/That page is hilarious...
//"Search for: things like 'autism' or 'wheat'"... WTF??
///"We Are Gling. We Are You. We Are Everyone."

Gling watches over you when you sleep.
Gling saved your cat.
Gling is the future.

Pwnzor: How the FARK does a deformed headline like this get greenlight?

Have you ever taken a dump with such force that you feel some splash back?

trappedspirit: Pwnzor: How the FARK does a deformed headline like this get greenlight?

Have you ever taken a dump with such force that you feel some splash back?

Yeah, but then I'm worried about fecal bits glinging on.

Boy I'm GLAD I stopped by this thread.

/did I do it right?

dogdaze: This is tragic. Mostly because they had no business heading out in that weather with a small child and and their 80 yr old grandma.

Maybe it's the Florida version of the eskimo's "put grandma out on the ice."