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(Comics Alliance)   "So there I was, walking, when all of a sudden I slipped on a banana peel, landed on a food cart, and the next thing you know I was having sex"   (comicsalliance.com) divider line 101
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2011-10-10 04:58:22 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2011-10-10 05:01:56 PM
I always accidental the whole thing
 
2011-10-10 05:02:05 PM
Man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened to me...
 
2011-10-10 05:05:20 PM
Knows how you feel:
www.wearysloth.com
 
2011-10-10 05:14:50 PM
That hasn't happened to me YET, but now I'm going to stop locking the bathroom door and riding a skateboard. So you know... hope springs eternal and all...
 
2011-10-10 05:18:43 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2011-10-10 05:28:54 PM
Stupid sexy cartoons.
 
2011-10-10 05:29:19 PM
This is why I always "suit up" before pooping in a public restroom.
 
2011-10-10 05:30:16 PM
YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T JOKE IT COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN OMG I had a friend who slipped the floor at a party and fell on a line of coke and in her surprise, inhaled sharply... and that's how she became addicted to blow, honest!

... or maybe she's full of shiat.
 
2011-10-10 06:04:47 PM
Dante Hicks: It wasn't me.
Caitlin Bree: [scoffs] Yeah, right. What was it, then? Randal?
Dante Hicks: [to Randal] Was it you?
Randal Graves: I was up here the whole time.
Caitlin Bree: You two better quit it.
Dante Hicks: I'm serious.
Caitlin Bree: Oh, so, we didn't just have sex in the bathroom?
Dante Hicks: No.
Caitlin Bree: Stop it. This isn't funny.
Dante Hicks: I'm not fooling around. I just came in from outside.
Caitlin Bree: This isn't farking funny, Dante!
Dante Hicks: I'm not kidding!
[to Randal]
Dante Hicks: Who went back there?
Randal Graves: Nobody, I swear!
Caitlin Bree: I feel nauseous.
Dante Hicks: Are you sure there was someone back there?
Caitlin Bree: Well, I didn't just fark myself! Jesus Christ! God, I'm gonna be sick!
Randal Graves: You just farked a total stranger?
Dante Hicks: Shut the fark up!
Caitlin Bree: I can't believe this.
Dante Hicks: Call the police!
Caitlin Bree: No, don't!
Randal Graves: Why?
Dante Hicks: Because there's a stranger in our bathroom and he just raped Caitlin!
Randal Graves: She said she did all the work.
Dante Hicks: Will you shut the fark up! Who the fark's in our bathroom?
 
2011-10-10 06:10:20 PM
Reminds me of my "Accidental Screwerist" script.

It's in the profile, I'm lazy and I can't draw for shiate.
 
2011-10-10 06:17:32 PM
This kind of thing happens every day.
 
2011-10-10 06:47:56 PM
So he fell into her vagina?
 
2011-10-10 06:49:24 PM

unlikely: hope springs eternal


t2.gstatic.com

Great novella, even better movie.
 
2011-10-10 06:52:10 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: So he fell into her vagina?


If you help him find his keys, you can drive out.
 
2011-10-10 06:54:00 PM
i818.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-10 06:54:35 PM
Quote from ex-wife-like, headline typing detected.
 
2011-10-10 06:54:47 PM
The little gay guy is really bummed.
 
2011-10-10 06:55:10 PM
As the poet Eminem once questioned derisively, "What, she tripped, fell, and landed on his d*ck?"

I am pretty sure that was said on the Larry Sanders show before Eminem was even popular

/and I'm not even saying they were the first ones to say it
//just saying it wasn't poet laureate Eminem
 
2011-10-10 06:55:30 PM
I always wear a condom before I go outside just in case this happens.
 
2011-10-10 06:56:45 PM

dletter: As the poet Eminem once questioned derisively, "What, she tripped, fell, and landed on his d*ck?"

I am pretty sure that was said on the Larry Sanders show before Eminem was even popular

/and I'm not even saying they were the first ones to say it
//just saying it wasn't poet laureate Eminem


I believe a similar line appeared in The Last Boy Scout, as well.
 
2011-10-10 06:56:49 PM

timujin: Knows how you feel:
[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


Came for this....

Oh, and.....

i291.photobucket.com

/5 fingers
//NOW, not then, u perv
///probably....
 
2011-10-10 06:58:07 PM

dletter: As the poet Eminem once questioned derisively, "What, she tripped, fell, and landed on his d*ck?"

I am pretty sure that was said on the Larry Sanders show before Eminem was even popular

/and I'm not even saying they were the first ones to say it
//just saying it wasn't poet laureate Eminem


The song Guilty Conscience has gotten such rotten responses.
 
2011-10-10 06:58:10 PM
Sounds like an Anita Blake plotline.
 
2011-10-10 06:58:12 PM

zvoidx: I always wear a condom before I go outside just in case this happens.


Wear two in your everyday life, so when you're going to have sex you take one off and feel like a wild man!

/Dennis Miller, I think.
 
2011-10-10 06:58:34 PM
This is funnier than slipping on a bar of soap in a West Hollywood bath house. By the time you hit the floor you would have more cream filling than a Chocolate Eclair.
 
2011-10-10 06:59:06 PM
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2011-10-10 07:00:25 PM
37!!?!??!?
 
2011-10-10 07:00:39 PM

Mentat: Dante Hicks: It wasn't me.
Caitlin Bree: [scoffs] Yeah, right. What was it, then? Randal?
Dante Hicks: [to Randal] Was it you?
Randal Graves: I was up here the whole time.
Caitlin Bree: You two better quit it.
Dante Hicks: I'm serious.
Caitlin Bree: Oh, so, we didn't just have sex in the bathroom?
Dante Hicks: No.
Caitlin Bree: Stop it. This isn't funny.
Dante Hicks: I'm not fooling around. I just came in from outside.
Caitlin Bree: This isn't farking funny, Dante!
Dante Hicks: I'm not kidding!
[to Randal]
Dante Hicks: Who went back there?
Randal Graves: Nobody, I swear!
Caitlin Bree: I feel nauseous.
Dante Hicks: Are you sure there was someone back there?
Caitlin Bree: Well, I didn't just fark myself! Jesus Christ! God, I'm gonna be sick!
Randal Graves: You just farked a total stranger?
Dante Hicks: Shut the fark up!
Caitlin Bree: I can't believe this.
Dante Hicks: Call the police!
Caitlin Bree: No, don't!
Randal Graves: Why?
Dante Hicks: Because there's a stranger in our bathroom and he just raped Caitlin!
Randal Graves: She said she did all the work.
Dante Hicks: Will you shut the fark up! Who the fark's in our bathroom?


came/left
 
2011-10-10 07:00:47 PM

wbgraphic: zvoidx: I always wear a condom before I go outside just in case this happens.

Wear two in your everyday life, so when you're going to have sex you take one off and feel like a wild man!

/Dennis Miller, I think.


That must have been when he was funny.
20 years ago, I think.
 
2011-10-10 07:01:08 PM
For some of us, it is an accident

:(
 
2011-10-10 07:02:16 PM
It was a million-to-one shot Doc, a million-to-one!
 
2011-10-10 07:02:42 PM
That guy on the roller skates looks like Tobias Funke.
 
2011-10-10 07:03:30 PM
But were pickles involved?

/won't someone think of the gherkins?
 
2011-10-10 07:04:45 PM

special20: wbgraphic: zvoidx: I always wear a condom before I go outside just in case this happens.

Wear two in your everyday life, so when you're going to have sex you take one off and feel like a wild man!

/Dennis Miller, I think.

That must have been when he was funny.
20 years ago, I think.


IIRC, from The Off-White Album, so yeah, 1988.
 
2011-10-10 07:09:56 PM
I already knew that chicks were unable to keep themselves off the young unabomer in a speedo. Even out in the woods that dude is drowning in poon.
 
2011-10-10 07:11:39 PM

namatad: Mentat: Dante Hicks: It wasn't me.
Caitlin Bree: [scoffs] Yeah, right. What was it, then? Randal?
Dante Hicks: [to Randal] Was it you?
Randal Graves: I was up here the whole time.
Caitlin Bree: You two better quit it.
Dante Hicks: I'm serious.
Caitlin Bree: Oh, so, we didn't just have sex in the bathroom?
Dante Hicks: No.
Caitlin Bree: Stop it. This isn't funny.
Dante Hicks: I'm not fooling around. I just came in from outside.
Caitlin Bree: This isn't farking funny, Dante!
Dante Hicks: I'm not kidding!
[to Randal]
Dante Hicks: Who went back there?
Randal Graves: Nobody, I swear!
Caitlin Bree: I feel nauseous.
Dante Hicks: Are you sure there was someone back there?
Caitlin Bree: Well, I didn't just fark myself! Jesus Christ! God, I'm gonna be sick!
Randal Graves: You just farked a total stranger?
Dante Hicks: Shut the fark up!
Caitlin Bree: I can't believe this.
Dante Hicks: Call the police!
Caitlin Bree: No, don't!
Randal Graves: Why?
Dante Hicks: Because there's a stranger in our bathroom and he just raped Caitlin!
Randal Graves: She said she did all the work.
Dante Hicks: Will you shut the fark up! Who the fark's in our bathroom?

came/left


i love you.
 
2011-10-10 07:11:43 PM
Blumpkin?
 
2011-10-10 07:12:21 PM
Dallas tonight:
i56.tinypic.com
 
2011-10-10 07:14:09 PM
Man, wrong thread.

Or was it?
 
2011-10-10 07:15:58 PM
So THATS what I need to do to get laid.

/dnrtfa
 
2011-10-10 07:21:18 PM
i1036.photobucket.com

Finding herself unable to commit to a blumpkin, Brooke went for the last-minute option that allowed her to save face.
 
2011-10-10 07:21:50 PM
As a roller derby skater, you wouldn't believe how often that last one occurs.
 
2011-10-10 07:23:40 PM

elev8meL8r: [i1036.photobucket.com image 640x351]

Finding herself unable to commit to a blumpkin, Brooke went for the last-minute option that allowed her to save face.


while i'm sure the dismount is going to be awkward for both parties no matter what, at some point they probably have to acknowledge the fact that he had a boner while dumping out.
 
2011-10-10 07:27:00 PM
I had a professor in college who brought in a different article from a medical journal every week for the entire year about someone injured jerking off with a vacuum cleaner. The big reveal/moral at the end of the year (he found 36 of these!) was that in every instance he'd found, it was the same model vacuum cleaner-- a small portable with the intake fan only a few inches from the nozzle-- and that engineers had to carefully consider what people were going to actually do with whatever they designed.

CSB aside, every single one of those articles had the hapless victim giving an excuse like this. "I was using the vacuum to clean the entryway in the morning, heard the paper guy drop off the paper, and opened the door to get it-- then slipped on the mat, fell down the steps holding the vacuum, my bathrobe caught the rail and was pulled off, and the vacuum landed in my crotch."
 
2011-10-10 07:28:29 PM

thomps: elev8meL8r: [i1036.photobucket.com image 640x351]

Finding herself unable to commit to a blumpkin, Brooke went for the last-minute option that allowed her to save face.

while i'm sure the dismount is going to be awkward for both parties no matter what, at some point they probably have to acknowledge the fact that he had a boner while dumping out.


What, you don't multi-task?
 
2011-10-10 07:32:03 PM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: As a roller derby skater, you wouldn't believe how often that last one occurs.


As a dude with a goofy haircut and a beard who likes hanging out in the woods, you wouldn't believe how often the second one occurs

/or, you know, not
 
2011-10-10 07:32:36 PM

bighasbeen: thomps: elev8meL8r: [i1036.photobucket.com image 640x351]

Finding herself unable to commit to a blumpkin, Brooke went for the last-minute option that allowed her to save face.

while i'm sure the dismount is going to be awkward for both parties no matter what, at some point they probably have to acknowledge the fact that he had a boner while dumping out.

What, you don't multi-task?


i think i'd be worried that linking the two subconsciously would lead me into some weird places. i don't want to pop pavlovian wood every time someone farts.
 
2011-10-10 07:33:40 PM
it happens
 
2011-10-10 07:33:45 PM
That last one would have been more convincing if it were a dude putting things in the car. Just saying, I don't think he accidentally swings that direction.
 
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