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(CBC)   The Department of Homeland Security catches four pedophiles in a 19-month long sting using a fake tourism website that portrays Canada as a safe haven for pedophiles. For some reason, Canada has a problem with this   (cbc.ca ) divider line
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2011-10-10 03:13:56 PM  
So the DHS is directing pedos towards Canada without sending any sweet, sweet girls? Sounds unfair to me.
 
2011-10-10 03:17:29 PM  

robv83: Pro Zack: terrorist pedophiles?

This.

Why is Homeland Security even running this kind of investigation?


"Homeland Security" is coded language known in constitution-rape circles as "Arresting people for crimes that haven't happened"
 
2011-10-10 03:17:31 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: So the DHS is directing pedos towards Canada without sending any sweet, sweet girls? Sounds unfair to me.


The pedo bombardment shall continue until we receive reparations for Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Pam Anderson.


Oh, and Simple Plan, too.
 
2011-10-10 03:21:09 PM  

robv83: Pro Zack: terrorist pedophiles?

This.

Why is Homeland Security even running this kind of investigation?


Finding applicants for new TSA positions?
 
2011-10-10 03:22:16 PM  

Marine1: ProfessorOhki: Marine1: Canada:

Deal.

We don't think you're a sanctuary for kiddie diddlers. No one in their right mind thinks that, which is why a bunch of people who felt a sexual attraction to children thought that it was true.

Sincerely,
America

Site got 140k visits - they arrested 4 people. I'm sure none of the other 139,996 will travel to Ontario for any reason. I can see why Canada is pissed.

If the situation was flipped, I can't say that as an American I'd really care.


That's because people already know America is unpleasant and full of people who want to shoot you.
 
2011-10-10 03:23:56 PM  
This is just ridiculous. Or could it be that some guys in DHS were actually running this service and when it was outed, they just made up the shiat about having caught four perps?
 
2011-10-10 03:25:06 PM  

weapon13: robv83: Pro Zack: terrorist pedophiles?

This.

Why is Homeland Security even running this kind of investigation?

Maybe a test run for something else?

If some other country did something like this and used the U.S, would Americans have a problem with this?


Depends whether or not the American's end up looking stupid, such as in this case.
 
2011-10-10 03:25:53 PM  
Isn't anyone just a little bit curious as to how pedophiles are affecting our homeland-ish security? I thought the agency was to grab up and protect us from turrists -- brown colored turrists. Bomby, fundy, camel-liking, desert-y types.

Have they garnered another mandate? Will they soon supplant the DEA, FBI, NSA and school principals in the effort to protect us from the evils of the world? Dang, I hate that. . . .
 
2011-10-10 03:26:23 PM  

MoreVespeneGas: It took 19 months to bust 4 kiddy fiddlers? Damn, what was the hold up?


Gotta admit, "To Catch A Predator" was pretty efficient. They would get, what 20-30 a weekend?
 
2011-10-10 03:27:43 PM  
Oh I used to think that Canada was a land that seemed so pleasant
With fresh young virgin children oh so neeeeewwwww
Now I take that back I wouldn't want to to risk a federal sentence
Oh Canada you are a land I must escheeeeewwww
 
2011-10-10 03:27:52 PM  

change1211: Marine1: ProfessorOhki: Marine1: Canada:

Deal.

We don't think you're a sanctuary for kiddie diddlers. No one in their right mind thinks that, which is why a bunch of people who felt a sexual attraction to children thought that it was true.

Sincerely,
America

Site got 140k visits - they arrested 4 people. I'm sure none of the other 139,996 will travel to Ontario for any reason. I can see why Canada is pissed.

If the situation was flipped, I can't say that as an American I'd really care.

That's because people already know America is unpleasant and full of people who want to shoot you.


Lol... talking to an American who's descended from Canadians who immigrated to the US.

Also, that description fits Quebec as well.
 
2011-10-10 03:28:16 PM  

theorellior:
How many people here are still skeeved out by the vague Spetsnaz/Stasi feel of the phrase "Homeland Security"?


/raises hand

Yeah. That and the rhetoric that was being thrown around when DHS was first being created struck me as pure Third Reich. Not to mention the broad and non-constitutional powers that the DHS is granted. I actually found it pretty damn creepy. Not to mention being pretty angry at my fellow citizens for simply rolling over and bleating for protection from the big bad guys, when we kill more of ourselves with farking cheeseburgers every year then those turban-wearing flathead fundies could manage with their best and only shot.
 
2011-10-10 03:28:49 PM  

HammerHeadSnark: Isn't anyone just a little bit curious as to how pedophiles are affecting our homeland-ish security? I thought the agency was to grab up and protect us from turrists -- brown colored turrists. Bomby, fundy, camel-liking, desert-y types.

Have they garnered another mandate? Will they soon supplant the DEA, FBI, NSA and school principals in the effort to protect us from the evils of the world? Dang, I hate that. . . .


Well, their phrophet DID marry a 9yo girl...
 
2011-10-10 03:29:34 PM  

HammerHeadSnark: Isn't anyone just a little bit curious as to how pedophiles are affecting our homeland-ish security? I thought the agency was to grab up and protect us from turrists -- brown colored turrists. Bomby, fundy, camel-liking, desert-y types.



In the debate over the PATRIOT Act, the Bush White House insisted it needed the authority to search people's homes without their permission or knowledge so that terrorists wouldn't be tipped off that they're under investigation.

...

Only three of the 763 "sneak-and-peek" requests in fiscal year 2008 involved terrorism cases, according to a July 2009 report from the Administrative Office of the U.S. Courts. Sixty-five percent were drug cases.


Link (new window)

But if you oppose it you hate America.
 
2011-10-10 03:34:05 PM  
canada sucks
 
2011-10-10 03:34:32 PM  
If they don't want to be portrayed as a safe-haven for pedophiles, they should probably think about raising their age of sexual consent from it's current 14.

Also, that's pretty lame of TSG to blow the investigation. One of their admins must've gotten burned.
 
2011-10-10 03:35:36 PM  

DonkeyDixon: If they don't want to be portrayed as a safe-haven for pedophiles, they should probably think about raising their age of sexual consent from it's current 14.


Beginning May 1, 2008, the age of sexual consent in Canada is 16
 
2011-10-10 03:38:13 PM  

compesconsisus: Not to mention being pretty angry at my fellow citizens for simply rolling over and bleating for protection from the big bad guys, when we kill more of ourselves with farking cheeseburgers every year then those turban-wearing flathead fundies could manage with their best and only shot.


To many Americans, a cheeseburger is a more beloved thing than any brown falafel-smelling dude with a beard. I can see why they made the choice to demonize one and not the other.
 
2011-10-10 03:38:23 PM  
if a moron like chris hansen could find 10 pedos in a single city in a day, how is it the department of justice was only able to find 4 in the entire US over 2 years? The better question for me though is why the fark the federal government is concerning itself with this bullshiat. let the states deal with that.
 
2011-10-10 03:39:04 PM  

jst3p: DonkeyDixon: If they don't want to be portrayed as a safe-haven for pedophiles, they should probably think about raising their age of sexual consent from it's current 14.

Beginning May 1, 2008, the age of sexual consent in Canada is 16


Uh oh...
 
2011-10-10 03:39:46 PM  

DonkeyDixon: If they don't want to be portrayed as a safe-haven for pedophiles, they should probably think about raising their age of sexual consent from it's current 14.


As no one else has stepped up, I'll be That Guy and say that being attracted to 14 year olds may be skeevy, but it's more ephebophilia than pedophilia.
 
2011-10-10 03:40:42 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Oh Canada you are a land I must escheeeeewwww ♫


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-10-10 03:42:01 PM  

depmode98: if a moron like chris hansen could find 10 pedos in a single city in a day, how is it the department of justice was only able to find 4 in the entire US over 2 years?


As I insinuated above, perhaps not all of the people who appeared on his show were actual perps. If you're having a slow week, it'd be easy enough to find some dude to play a pedophile for union scale.
 
2011-10-10 03:42:45 PM  

All_Farked_Up: HammerHeadSnark: Isn't anyone just a little bit curious as to how pedophiles are affecting our homeland-ish security? I thought the agency was to grab up and protect us from turrists -- brown colored turrists. Bomby, fundy, camel-liking, desert-y types.

Have they garnered another mandate? Will they soon supplant the DEA, FBI, NSA and school principals in the effort to protect us from the evils of the world? Dang, I hate that. . . .

Well, their prophet DID marry a 9yo girl...


Oh yeah, I forgot about Aisha. So to make this about 'Murica 'n turrism maybe we should think about Joseph Smith . . . how old (or young) were his wives?

/I hate thinkin' 'bout religious stuff on Mondays. . . .
//had enough on Sundays
 
2011-10-10 03:45:43 PM  

theorellior: DonkeyDixon: If they don't want to be portrayed as a safe-haven for pedophiles, they should probably think about raising their age of sexual consent from it's current 14.

As no one else has stepped up, I'll be That Guy and say that being attracted to 14 year olds may be skeevy, but it's more ephebophilia than pedophilia.


"Go on..."
www.topnews.in
 
2011-10-10 03:45:55 PM  
www.cbc.ca

I love the fact that the U.S. government is trolling for pedophiles using atrocious grammar.

www.angryflower.com
 
2011-10-10 03:46:07 PM  

theorellior: How many people here are still skeeved out by the vague Spetsnaz/Stasi feel of the phrase "Homeland Security"?


Famously, "Fatherland Security" was considered too obvious.
 
2011-10-10 03:48:05 PM  

Marine1: JasonOfOrillia: So the DHS is directing pedos towards Canada without sending any sweet, sweet girls? Sounds unfair to me.

The pedo bombardment shall continue until we receive reparations for Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Pam Anderson.


Oh, and Simple Plan, too.


I say Jim Carrey is worth all of those. The pedo-bombardment is for curling.
 
2011-10-10 03:51:38 PM  

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: Well, good for them in nabbing those sickos, that being said...how much money was spent in catching and prosecuting four people?

FTFA: Moskowitz noted that the Precious Treasure website used symbols and coded language known in child-sex circles to draw in predators.

WTF? Special symbols? Like the Jesus fish symbol? Seriously, what are these symbols?


If you're serious about wanting to know the symbols they used, they're the concentric heart and triangle symbols in the background here. I think the hearts that make the butterfly wings also mean something. This knowledge brought to you by Law and Order: SVU and Chris Meloni's awesome biceps.

www.cbc.ca
 
2011-10-10 03:52:27 PM  

DonkeyDixon: "Go on..."


Well, I did say it was skeevy. And there's a difference between some young teens getting it on and an older guy indulging in some drugged up rapey rape time.
 
2011-10-10 03:54:05 PM  
The only reason Canada was upset :
Homeland Security was trapping them out-of-season.
 
2011-10-10 03:55:25 PM  
Canada: Come for the poutine, stay for the kiddy sex.
 
2011-10-10 03:55:55 PM  

HammerHeadSnark: All_Farked_Up: HammerHeadSnark: Isn't anyone just a little bit curious as to how pedophiles are affecting our homeland-ish security? I thought the agency was to grab up and protect us from turrists -- brown colored turrists. Bomby, fundy, camel-liking, desert-y types.

Have they garnered another mandate? Will they soon supplant the DEA, FBI, NSA and school principals in the effort to protect us from the evils of the world? Dang, I hate that. . . .

Well, their prophet DID marry a 9yo girl...

Oh yeah, I forgot about Aisha. So to make this about 'Murica 'n turrism maybe we should think about Joseph Smith . . . how old (or young) were his wives?

/I hate thinkin' 'bout religious stuff on Mondays. . . .
//had enough on Sundays


Don't forget the catholic altar boys
 
2011-10-10 03:57:30 PM  

Mayor Bee: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: Well, good for them in nabbing those sickos, that being said...how much money was spent in catching and prosecuting four people?

FTFA: Moskowitz noted that the Precious Treasure website used symbols and coded language known in child-sex circles to draw in predators.

WTF? Special symbols? Like the Jesus fish symbol? Seriously, what are these symbols?

If you're serious about wanting to know the symbols they used, they're the concentric heart and triangle symbols in the background here. I think the hearts that make the butterfly wings also mean something. This knowledge brought to you by Law and Order: SVU and Chris Meloni's awesome biceps.

[www.cbc.ca image 300x169]


o.o Really?
-.- *Blink*
O.O -.- o.O
I get the meaning of the heart, but why the triangle- oh wait....

Ewww ew ew ew EWWWWWW!

Poor babies. :(
 
2011-10-10 03:57:59 PM  

weapon13: robv83: Pro Zack: terrorist pedophiles?

This.

Why is Homeland Security even running this kind of investigation?

Maybe a test run for something else?

If some other country did something like this and used the U.S, would Americans have a problem with this?


It wouldn't be believable. In the U.S., they'd find a helicopter parent behind every blade of grass.
 
2011-10-10 03:58:06 PM  

theorellior: Well, I did say it was skeevy. And there's a difference between some young teens getting it on and an older guy indulging in some drugged up rapey rape time


See I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt that there was snark in your original comment, but now you just sound like a pedophile. Or ephebophile if it makes you sleep better at night.
 
2011-10-10 03:58:27 PM  

theorellior: DonkeyDixon: "Go on..."

Well, I did say it was skeevy. And there's a difference between some young teens getting it on and an older guy indulging in some drugged up rapey rape time.


The difference being, I can't ever be a young teen again. On the flip side...
 
2011-10-10 04:00:20 PM  
Disclaimer:No actual terrorists were harmed in this investigation.
 
2011-10-10 04:02:06 PM  
Seriously, if you're a pedophile, I understand that its not so much the sex as the power you hold over them that you're attracted to...

But when the average dong is 5 to 6 inches long- that'shiatting the little person's diaphragm. Why would anyone consider the sudden rearranging of internal organs to be sexually appealing?

*shivers*
 
2011-10-10 04:03:08 PM  

Marine1: change1211: Marine1: ProfessorOhki: Marine1: Canada:

Deal.

We don't think you're a sanctuary for kiddie diddlers. No one in their right mind thinks that, which is why a bunch of people who felt a sexual attraction to children thought that it was true.

Sincerely,
America

Site got 140k visits - they arrested 4 people. I'm sure none of the other 139,996 will travel to Ontario for any reason. I can see why Canada is pissed.

If the situation was flipped, I can't say that as an American I'd really care.

That's because people already know America is unpleasant and full of people who want to shoot you.

Lol... talking to an American who's descended from Canadians who immigrated to the US.

Also, that description fits Quebec as well.


Gun deaths in America (per 100,000 people) - 14.24
Gun deaths in Canada (per 100,000 people) - 2.6

Also, Quebec is a special case, kind of like Florida except French and Florida doesn't occasionally want to leave the country.
 
2011-10-10 04:03:11 PM  

Kid Lester: The difference being, I can't ever be a young teen again. On the flip side...


Wasn't the flip side what got Polanski in trouble in the first place?
 
2011-10-10 04:03:48 PM  

tlars699: Seriously, if you're a pedophile, I understand that its not so much the sex as the power you hold over them that you're attracted to...

But when the average dong is 5 to 6 inches long- that'shiatting the little person's diaphragm. Why would anyone consider the sudden rearranging of internal organs to be sexually appealing?

*shivers*


t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-10-10 04:03:52 PM  

Marine1: JasonOfOrillia: So the DHS is directing pedos towards Canada without sending any sweet, sweet girls? Sounds unfair to me.

The pedo bombardment shall continue until we receive reparations for Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Pam Anderson.


Oh, and Simple Plan, too.


You forgot Nickelback...
 
2011-10-10 04:06:26 PM  

tlars699: But when the average dong is 5 to 6 inches long- that'shiatting the little person's diaphragm.


I believe the PC term is midget. And they enjoy sex as much as anyone else. Just ask Bridget.
 
2011-10-10 04:07:27 PM  

michaelkristopeit: the department of homeland security is overstepping it's intended purpose.

pedophiles are in the jurisdiction of parents and their firearms.

if pedophiles are active in human trafficking, or using the internet to distribute information or media related to child abuse, get the FBI involved.

if every parent took responsibility into their own hands, there wouldn't be any problem.

DHS would have you believe that you can't be trusted.

DHS is evil.


Importation of illicit material, human trafficking, and the like are handled by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, which is now under the DHS rather than Department of Commerce.
 
2011-10-10 04:07:31 PM  
Um what does dhs care if a guy goes to another country for sex. They have no right to arrest them.
 
2011-10-10 04:08:08 PM  
OK with bestiality, though?
 
2011-10-10 04:11:14 PM  

tlars699: Seriously, if you're a pedophile, I understand that its not so much the sex as the power you hold over them that you're attracted to...

But when the average dong is 5 to 6 inches long- that'shiatting the little person's diaphragm. Why would anyone consider the sudden rearranging of internal organs to be sexually appealing?

*shivers*


i fear that those *shivers* were an ejaculation. who is the "you" that you are talking about; claiming to understand what drives "them" to child rape? projecting much? i'm guessing 5 to 6 inches.
 
2011-10-10 04:12:39 PM  

compesconsisus: theorellior:
How many people here are still skeeved out by the vague Spetsnaz/Stasi feel of the phrase "Homeland Security"?

/raises hand

Yeah. That and the rhetoric that was being thrown around when DHS was first being created struck me as pure Third Reich. Not to mention the broad and non-constitutional powers that the DHS is granted. I actually found it pretty damn creepy. Not to mention being pretty angry at my fellow citizens for simply rolling over and bleating for protection from the big bad guys, when we kill more of ourselves with farking cheeseburgers every year then those turban-wearing flathead fundies could manage with their best and only shot.



Saw a DHS 'Police' SUV a while back.... gave me the creeps. all black with blacked out windows, lights inside like an undercover cop.
 
2011-10-10 04:13:28 PM  

theorellior: Wellon Dowd: Most people don't know that one of the names originally considered for DHS was the Department of Extra-Constitutional Law Enforcement, but DECLE didn't roll off the tongue like DHS does.

How many people here are still skeeved out by the vague Spetsnaz/Stasi feel of the phrase "Homeland Security"?


Most certainly. It sounds like a creepy parody name... but it isn't.
 
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