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(Examiner)   Demi Moore finally realizes Ashton Kutcher no longer wants to wake up with someone who looks like his mother   (examiner.com) divider line 105
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2011-10-09 12:56:25 PM
What gave you that idea? Was it the sex party hot tub foursome with women not even half your age? Yeah, I bet it was that sex party thing.

Oopsie.
 
2011-10-09 02:04:18 PM

natmar_76: What gave you that idea? Was it the sex party hot tub foursome with women not even half your age? Yeah, I bet it was that sex party thing.

Oopsie.


Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
 
2011-10-09 02:11:25 PM
so Demi Moore might be looking for some revenge sex, is that what this article is saying...? 'cause i'm there! Demi - call me!
 
2011-10-09 02:14:54 PM
Both are gross. They deserve each other.
 
2011-10-09 02:16:17 PM
She served her purpose I guess.
 
2011-10-09 02:23:31 PM
I didn't know they were Jewish.
 
2011-10-09 02:53:30 PM
At least she's not sticking it out for that sweet Two and a Half Men money.

It would be an indecent proposal anyway.
 
2011-10-09 03:35:03 PM
For the love of all that is good, I do NOT want to know what a crying Ashton Kutcher sounds like.
 
2011-10-09 04:49:34 PM

natmar_76: What gave you that idea? Was it the sex party hot tub foursome with women not even half your age? Yeah, I bet it was that sex party thing.

Oopsie.


I think it was forgetting to invite her that was the clue.
 
2011-10-09 04:50:17 PM
How does she have $87,000,000.....
 
2011-10-09 04:51:02 PM
Wampler link?
 
2011-10-09 04:51:51 PM
zato_ichi: Wampler link?

Nah, it's safe, thankfully.
 
2011-10-09 05:01:00 PM
He got tired of eating dinner at 4 pm.

But seriously what do people think is going to happen when they marry somebody 20 years younger than them. You 2 may genuinely be in love at first but you are going to start slowing down after a few years and your younger spouse is going to start looking for somebody closer to their own age.
 
2011-10-09 05:07:28 PM

PumpkinCake: How does she have $87,000,000.....


She was making $10-15 million a film at one point in the 1990s.
 
2011-10-09 05:12:30 PM

PumpkinCake: How does she have $87,000,000.....


Start with a dollar, and do it 86999999 times.
 
2011-10-09 05:15:11 PM
ongbok: He got tired of eating dinner at 4 pm.

Maybe so, but you're talking a hell of a discount there!
 
2011-10-09 05:21:57 PM

ongbok: He got tired of eating dinner at 4 pm.

But seriously what do people think is going to happen when they marry somebody 20 years younger than them. You 2 may genuinely be in love at first but you are going to start slowing down after a few years and your younger spouse is going to start looking for somebody closer to their own age.


I know. That's why so many guys who marry younger women look the other way when she schtups the hot pool boy.
 
2011-10-09 05:23:03 PM

Dwight_Yeast: PumpkinCake: How does she have $87,000,000.....

She was making $10-15 million a film at one point in the 1990s.


Whatever, she made it all from The Master.
 
2011-10-09 05:23:20 PM

PumpkinCake: How does she have $87,000,000.....


Bruce Willis had twice that?
 
2011-10-09 05:23:56 PM

Dwight_Yeast: PumpkinCake: How does she have $87,000,000.....

She was making $10-15 million a film at one point in the 1990s.


She also produced the Austin Powers movies, for example. Smart woman in a lot of ways.
 
2011-10-09 05:26:30 PM
One of the gossip mags has a story about Ashton having unprotected sex with his gal pals and possibly knocking up one of them. So here you have the guy who's been moralizing on Twitter and elsewhere about the evils of sex with hookers, but he apparently has no qualms about bareback farking random party girls.
So, yeah, Ashton, please continue to lecture us on morality.
 
2011-10-09 05:28:40 PM

Rubber Biscuit: Smart woman in a lot of ways.


And, let's face it, pretty good looking, too.
 
2011-10-09 05:29:55 PM

HookerAddict: One of the gossip mags has a story about Ashton having unprotected sex with his gal pals and possibly knocking up one of them. So here you have the guy who's been moralizing on Twitter and elsewhere about the evils of sex with hookers, but he apparently has no qualms about bareback farking random party girls.
So, yeah, Ashton, please continue to lecture us on morality.


It's called Method Acting. He's replacing Charlie Sheen on 2 1/2 Men, after all.
 
2011-10-09 05:34:34 PM
"Welcome to the club"?

www.exposay.com
 
2011-10-09 05:37:22 PM

ongbok: He got tired of eating dinner at 4 pm.


He got tired of lubing up for that desicated sandpaper coont every time she had a glass of wine and popped some Xanax.
 
2011-10-09 06:03:52 PM
Is she seriously that surprised? He's an famous actor for Crissakes. One half her age. Did she really expect him to stay faithful to her the rest of her life?
 
2011-10-09 06:04:09 PM

ongbok: He got tired of eating dinner at 4 pm.

But seriously what do people think is going to happen when they marry somebody 20 years younger than them. You 2 may genuinely be in love at first but you are going to start slowing down after a few years and your younger spouse is going to start looking for somebody closer to their own age.


I think more of it may have to do with changes as you age. Demi is likely pushing menopause, and that does strange things to a woman's attitude, personality, and sex appetites. That is going to grate on the guy who is significantly younger, especially if he has ready outside avenues to satisfy his desires (which may not have been getting met at home for whatever reason... even decent guys can have weak moments).

If you can't stay in sync, you have to determine to be faithful to your spouse, and it would appear that he didn't do that (going out clubbing and hanging out with hot young chicks hungry for a taste of celeb status is generally not conducive to that). Since Demi isn't going to overlook it, that will indeed be that.
 
2011-10-09 06:08:42 PM

PumpkinCake: How does she have $87,000,000.....


She slept with Robert Redford 87 times.


bluraymedia.ign.com

 
2011-10-09 06:09:26 PM
I assumed he was gay and she was his beard. what good looking famous actor with a billion dollars marries any 43 year old at age 25 or whatever?
 
2011-10-09 06:10:10 PM
If you can strain yourselves hard enough ... you can hear fanbots across the country sobbing.

Hee hee ... prayer chains just don't work, do they?
 
Ash
2011-10-09 06:20:47 PM
Fanbots?

ParadisePornoTheater: If you can strain yourselves hard enough ... you can hear fanbots across the country sobbing.

Hee hee ... prayer chains just don't work, do they?


A robotic fan? Wouldn't that just be an electric fan?

Anyway Demi, what goes around comes around (I learned that from watching a fan)
 
2011-10-09 06:24:52 PM

relcec: I assumed he was gay and she was his beard. what good looking famous actor with a billion dollars marries any 43 year old at age 25 or whatever?


If she's a producer and he wants to be the one from That '70s Show who has a career and while pretty, isn't as pretty as Mila Kunis.
 
2011-10-09 06:30:34 PM
The only way this could get better is if Kutcher's gig on Two and a Half Men completely bombed out. The man's fame for the last six years has been due to his wife, and it'll be funny to see how fast and far he can fall because of this.
 
2011-10-09 06:31:58 PM

Ash: A robotic fan? Wouldn't that just be an electric fan?


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-10-09 06:33:19 PM
I can't blame Ashton...if I'm a decent-looking single rich guy, I'm banging all the hot young tail I can. His flaw is that he married a woman old enough to be his mother.

On the bright side, he doesn't seem to be as drug-addled as Mr. Sheen...so he'll probably be dead by 40.
 
2011-10-09 06:34:20 PM
She's looking damn great for a woman turning 49 in a month.
 
2011-10-09 06:36:26 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: The only way this could get better is if Kutcher's gig on Two and a Half Men completely bombed out. The man's fame for the last six years has been due to his wife, and it'll be funny to see how fast and far he can fall because of this.


Let's see how much farther he can fall than David Hasselhoff. Or Kevin Costner. Or at least Don Johnson.

Himbo's only 30 years old, though.
 
2011-10-09 06:42:01 PM

ThisNameSux: She's looking damn great for a woman turning 49 in a month.


which is really saying much.
 
2011-10-09 06:42:13 PM
Oedipus Rex knows exactly what subby is talking about.
 
2011-10-09 06:43:44 PM
is not!
 
2011-10-09 06:53:07 PM
She's the right age for me and I think she still looks pretty damn good. I'd hit that. A lot.
 
2011-10-09 07:03:38 PM

akula: ongbok: He got tired of eating dinner at 4 pm.

But seriously what do people think is going to happen when they marry somebody 20 years younger than them. You 2 may genuinely be in love at first but you are going to start slowing down after a few years and your younger spouse is going to start looking for somebody closer to their own age.

I think more of it may have to do with changes as you age. Demi is likely pushing menopause, and that does strange things to a woman's attitude, personality, and sex appetites. That is going to grate on the guy who is significantly younger, especially if he has ready outside avenues to satisfy his desires (which may not have been getting met at home for whatever reason... even decent guys can have weak moments).

If you can't stay in sync, you have to determine to be faithful to your spouse, and it would appear that he didn't do that (going out clubbing and hanging out with hot young chicks hungry for a taste of celeb status is generally not conducive to that). Since Demi isn't going to overlook it, that will indeed be that.


PUSHING menopause? Hi, I'm 40 and pushing menopause. I have at least one hot flash a day. She's likely full in it.
 
2011-10-09 07:07:07 PM

OgreMagi: I'd hit that. A lot.


What is with the violence against women?
 
2011-10-09 07:15:34 PM

PizzaJedi81: OgreMagi: I'd hit that. A lot.

What is with the violence against women?


It is very satisfying.
 
2011-10-09 07:28:00 PM

megalynn44: Is she seriously that surprised? He's an famous actor for Crissakes. One half her age. Did she really expect him to stay faithful to her the rest of her life?


Hahahahaha, "famous actor." He was nobody when they met, SHE was the famous one. And he's not a whole lot now, except he does seem to know how to make money.
 
2011-10-09 07:29:01 PM

ToxicMunkee: PUSHING menopause? Hi, I'm 40 and pushing menopause. I have at least one hot flash a day. She's likely full in it.


Depressing.
 
2011-10-09 07:32:27 PM

cryinoutloud: megalynn44: Is she seriously that surprised? He's an famous actor for Crissakes. One half her age. Did she really expect him to stay faithful to her the rest of her life?

Hahahahaha, "famous actor." He was nobody when they met, SHE was the famous one. And he's not a whole lot now, except he does seem to know how to make money.


Maybe I'm showing my age, but he was very well-known to my friends. Punked was still new & trendy (in fact everyone originally thought their relationship was an elaborate Punk), he had the That 70s gig, and he was producing shows for CW. Yeah, he was no Hollywood A-lister, but he still had absolutely no shortage of woman ready to bang him immediately upon meeting him.
 
2011-10-09 07:39:01 PM

megalynn44:
Maybe I'm showing my age, but he was very well-known to my friends. Punked was still new & trendy (in fact everyone originally thought their relationship was an elaborate Punk), he had the That 70s gig, and he was producing shows for CW. Yeah, he was no Hollywood A-lister, but he still had absolutely no shortage of woman ready to bang him immediately upon meeting him.


I'm probably showing MY age, since I"m closer to Demi's age. She really was a movie star for a long time, then seemed to retire after she got divorced. Plus she was famous just for being married to Bruce Willis, just like Ashton got more famous for marrying her.

I agree he's hot. But he seems to be kind of....I don't know, weaselly or something. He's going to get rich by kissing the right people's asses. Demi and Bruce Willis were Hollywood royalty for some time, back in the days when everybody hoped their daughters would turn out hot.
 
2011-10-09 07:39:27 PM

Cymbal: ongbok: He got tired of eating dinner at 4 pm.

He got tired of lubing up for that desicated sandpaper coont every time she had a glass of wine and popped some Xanax.


That's a bit harsh.
 
2011-10-09 07:47:08 PM
If she'd like some hot revenge sex I'd wreck that so bad Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.
 
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