Does anybody really think the GOP nominee is going to be somebody other than Mitt Romney?

Dusk-You-n-Me: Give it a couple weeks.

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Weird, Cain shows a lot more staying power. Looks like he's going for the double dip.

All aboard the Cain Train?

Too bad he's not actually running and only wants to make money on his book, huh?

And will put up Mondale-like numbers in the general election.

/hot

Dusk-You-n-Me: Give it a couple weeks.

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Trump's is impressive. Obama may go down as the greatest political troll in history for that.

I don't think America is ready for a black President.

Flavor of the week. The conservatives will eventually tire of him, especially if he continues that hip "black talk".

I don't like any of them, but it sure is fun to watch them implode.

Who's next after Cain?

Gosh! By the time the primaries roll around, the Special Olympics might be won by a token retard!

Boxcutta: Too bad he's not actually running and only wants to make money on his book, huh?

It's not his fault he succeeded (new window)

HotWingConspiracy: Dusk-You-n-Me: Give it a couple weeks.

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Trump's is impressive. Obama may go down as the greatest political troll in history for that.

Give Trump -some- credit for being a giant unelectable retard no matter where the polling went.

Famous Thamas: Who's next after Cain

They'll recruit that guy from The Rent Is Too Damned High party.

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/hot

Uh, your fish are dead.

DubyaHater: Flavor of the week. The conservatives will eventually tire of him, especially if he continues that hip "black talk".

Not black walnut!

twobux: Famous Thamas: Who's next after Cain

They'll recruit that guy from The Rent Is Too Damned High party.

Nah, he made Too Much Damned Sense..

Serious Black: Does anybody really think the GOP nominee is going to be somebody other than Mitt Romney?

Uzzah: I don't think America is ready for a black President.

This and this

32% said they will vote for Cain. 68% will never, ever vote for a black guy under any circumstance. The whole point to letting the economy tank and holding back their money rather than creating new jobs is to get the black guy out of the White House. Replace him with another black guy? You might as well expect them to vote for a woman.

Back to square one.

Well let's see. Perry is dead. Bachmann is dead. Gingrich is dead. Christie is out. Palin is out. Daniels is out. Ryan is out. Trump is out. Pawlenty is out. Santorum and Huntsman are physically incapable of deviating from 2% support each, no matter what happens. Paul is physically incapable of deviating from 10% support, no matter what happens. Romney is incapable of deviating from 22% support, no matter what happens.

Something has got to give. Not sure what they'll do once Cain accidentally shiats his newly made bed, as all the previous "Not Mitt Farking Romney" candidates have done before him.

Yes, I'm sure President Book Tour is just what this country wants right now.

All hail President Kane! Tough on crime, chokeslamming jobs!

At this rate, Herman Cain will be leading the rest of the GOP pack by 395% 999% by the time the primaries roll around

too easy

EvilEgg: Quick somebody post the xkcd extrapolation comic

First thing I thought of, too.

Famous Thamas: Who's next after Cain?

Cain lay with his wife, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Enoch. And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methushael; and Methushael begat Lamech.

Lamech/Methushael 2012!

I thought Cain had a degree in Mathematics? He should see right through this nonsense.

Clearly, the only way to settle this is with a bicycle race.

The Great EZE: Don't tell me "9-9-9" is really resonating with people. I know it sounds catchy and I know it sounds simple but every complex problem has a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong. Between this and his "three-page bills" comment Cain sounds like he wants to make public policy no more complex than a...well...pizza menu.

Considering that most people are stupid and ignorant, and they believe that there is nothing that is more complex than they can personally understand, this is a major selling point for Cain's "policy ideas".

Hollie Maea: Well let's see. Perry is dead. Bachmann is dead. Gingrich is dead. Christie is out. Palin is out. Daniels is out. Ryan is out. Trump is out. Pawlenty is out. Santorum and Huntsman are physically incapable of deviating from 2% support each, no matter what happens. Paul is physically incapable of deviating from 10% support, no matter what happens. Romney is incapable of deviating from 22% support, no matter what happens.

Something has got to give. Not sure what they'll do once Cain accidentally shiats his newly made bed, as all the previous "Not Mitt Farking Romney" candidates have done before him.

a foreign policy question at the next debate could do it

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despite his surge, he has no organization ready to capture and build on that support in Iowa and New Hampshire. really, really stupid.

what the hell is a Zogby poll?

Rick Perry raised a lot of money this past quarter and remember he was only a candidate for half the quarter. A good debate performance or two and he will be back in the lead. I've thought ever since Obamacare passed that Romney will not be nominated and I haven't seen anything to change my opinion.

Cain's slogan during general election versus Obama..."Always bet on blacker"

Sounds like the Derpicrats are getting a wee bit nervous over Cain....awfully hard to play the Race Card on a black man

Cain will be the nominee......he is the only one who will be able to keep the conservative majority of the GOP...while not losing the liberal RINO minority. With the recent "not running" announcement by Chris Christie....the GOP RINO faction of the party has pretty much given up after the flameout of Rick Perry

dumbobruni: a foreign policy question at the next debate could do it

This. So far in the debates, since he hasn't been considered a contender, he has gotten just a couple of token questions specifically designed to allow him to respond "999!!!"--essentially for entertainment value. That won't be true at the next debate, and it will immediately become clear that he's "got nothin'".

Interesting link, dumbro. Looks like Romney's going to be the nominee. That oinestly doesn't worry me. We could do worse than have a liberal republican in the White House. Yup, I have absolutely no problem with a liberal republican in the White House. I can live with a a liberal republican in the White House. There's nothing wrong with having a LIBERAL republican in the White House.

UCFRoadWarrior: Sounds like the Derpicrats are getting a wee bit nervous over Cain....awfully hard to play the Race Card on a black man

Cain will be the nominee......he is the only one who will be able to keep the conservative majority of the GOP...while not losing the liberal RINO minority. With the recent "not running" announcement by Chris Christie....the GOP RINO faction of the party has pretty much given up after the flameout of Rick Perry

But I just printed out all these Race Cards to hand out to every liberal I know! Goddammitsomuch!

I hear he did a great job as CEO of Uncle Tom's Pizza

The Great EZE: Don't tell me "9-9-9" is really resonating with people. I know it sounds catchy

You know who else liked 9-9-9?

DROxINxTHExWIND: Meireles16: Rick Perry raised a lot of money this past quarter and remember he was only a candidate for half the quarter. A good debate performance or two and he will be back in the lead. I've thought ever since Obamacare passed that Romney will not be nominated and I haven't seen anything to change my opinion.

Romney seems to be getting by with Romneycare so far but Perry has touched the third rail. You don't tell a bunch of bigots that they're heartless if they don't want to help illegal Mexicans. You could hear the pick-up trucks back firing all over the South afer that one.

That was a huge mistake but it's a hissy fit that they will get over. He's got 3 months to make up for it and I think his apostasy will be tolerated if he has some good debate performances and the GOP's delusional voters think he has a chance against Obama.

Came for the "disco record sales" graph. Leaving satisfied.

Dusk-You-n-Me: Give it a couple weeks.

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Awesome graphs.

Teabaggers are the personification of the word FAIL.

clambam: Interesting link, dumbro. Looks like Romney's going to be the nominee. That oinestly doesn't worry me. We could do worse than have a liberal republican in the White House. Yup, I have absolutely no problem with a liberal republican in the White House. I can live with a a liberal republican in the White House. There's nothing wrong with having a LIBERAL republican in the White House.

Yes, yes, thanks to the magic of repetition, you've learned how to spell the word "liberal". We're all very proud of you. Now how about working on the word "honestly"?