Farah must have had nightmares after defending Obama.

Hey now, Subby. He didn't say "valid reasons".

He must be counting every skin pigment cell individually.

That's very impressive. Even thesaurus.com can only come up with 37 synonyms for "black"

I would like to tape that jackass down and cut the caterpillar off his lip.

You can add several for having a black wife, and black kids.

Plus there is the scary names, fist, middle, and last.

violentsalvation: I would like to tape that jackass down and cut the caterpillar off his lip.

You'd probably get better results if you cut the lip off the caterpillar. I mean, it's not the poor creature's fault that it has to live with such an annoying growth after all.

FREE THE CATERPILLAR!!!

Farah is a birther.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's very impressive. Even thesaurus.com can only come up with 37 synonyms for "black"

darnit, I was going to check this and post it. Guess I oughta act quicker next time.

Jake Havechek: Farah is a birther.

Farah is THE birther.

Jake Havechek: Farah is a birther.

Thank you, Ted. That's the joke.

On the one hand he is pretty much the only person who benefits if Obama wasn't a US citizen, everyone else just gets hoodwinked and he stands to make tons of money. On the other hand, boy did he back the wrong horse. I can't fathom how stupid you must be to personally make that your default assumption. That you need evidence he *is* a citizen because you assume he's not. Most would assume he was, pending evidence he wasn't.

The-Brain: oldfarthenry: He must be counting every skin pigment cell individually.

Ya, cause "He's black" only counts as one.

It should only count as a half in this instance.

Jake Havechek: Farah is a birther.

Thanks Ric.

Hey, remember back when impeachment was reserved for actual crimes and not just political decisions you didn't agree with?

/my lawn, off it

He was a dual citizen of the U.S. and Yemen. How could he possibly be loyal to both - or either? One nation is defined by its commitment to liberty, self-government, a nation under God. The other stands for tyranny and terror.

You can't serve two masters.

That is not a good defense. Farah can't even agree correctly.

Farah is also an Arab name, so I'm not sure I trust this guy, he could be a double agent.

Jake Havechek: Farah is also an Arab name, so I'm not sure I trust this guy, he could be a double agent.

WHAR BIRTH CERTIFICAT FARAH WHAR

Jake Havechek: Farah is also an Arab name, so I'm not sure I trust this guy, he could be a double agent.

And the name of cheap men's slacks.

And he has the nerve to call Obama a Muslin.

Meh.. that chick totally jumped the shark after Charlies Angels.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Jake Havechek: Farah is a birther.

Farah is THE birther.

I thought that honor belonged to Orly Taitz.

Bathia_Mapes: Uchiha_Cycliste: Jake Havechek: Farah is a birther.

Farah is THE birther.

I thought that honor belonged to Orly Taitz.

I could be wrong, but I believe it was Corsi. He usually starts these things. He was behind Swiftboating, too.

Farah's just the PR/Marketing branch for the crazies.

Diogenes: Bathia_Mapes: Uchiha_Cycliste: Jake Havechek: Farah is a birther.

Farah is THE birther.

I thought that honor belonged to Orly Taitz.

I could be wrong, but I believe it was Corsi. He usually starts these things. He was behind Swiftboating, too.

Farah's just the PR/Marketing branch for the crazies.

You just gotta admire the pure evil genius behind Swiftboating. I mean, you take a true war hero by just about any standard and make him look like the pussy as opposed to the guy who apparently got a sweet, sweet National Guard posting to avoid going to Vietnam, and then skipped out of that.

In the minds of "rational" republicans, disagreements = impeachable offenses.

jake_lex: You just gotta admire the pure evil genius behind Swiftboating. I mean, you take a true war hero by just about any standard and make him look like the pussy as opposed to the guy who apparently got a sweet, sweet National Guard posting to avoid going to Vietnam, and then skipped out of that.

I wonder if that success led to false confidence that they could pull off the Birfer shiat. They hit the crazy threshold.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Meh.. that chick totally jumped the shark after Charlies Angels.

On the other hand, she grew a fine, full mustache.

Diogenes: jake_lex: You just gotta admire the pure evil genius behind Swiftboating. I mean, you take a true war hero by just about any standard and make him look like the pussy as opposed to the guy who apparently got a sweet, sweet National Guard posting to avoid going to Vietnam, and then skipped out of that.

I wonder if that success led to false confidence that they could pull off the Birfer shiat. They hit the crazy threshold.

Like Icarus flight towards the sun, on wings of derp.

A Dark Evil Omen: I can think of thousands of reasons to punch Joseph Farah in the dick.

...but none of them have to do with his mustache.

Diogenes: Bathia_Mapes: Uchiha_Cycliste: Jake Havechek: Farah is a birther.

Farah is THE birther.

I thought that honor belonged to Orly Taitz.

I could be wrong, but I believe it was Corsi. He usually starts these things. He was behind Swiftboating, too.

Farah's just the PR/Marketing branch for the crazies.

How could I have forgotten about Corsi? I stand corrected.

mitchcumstein1: The-Brain: oldfarthenry: He must be counting every skin pigment cell individually.

Ya, cause "He's black" only counts as one.

It should only count as a half in this instance.

So...three tenths?

Farah, with his Arab name, must prove to us that he is not working with our enemies.

Jake Havechek: Farah, with his Arab name, must prove to us that he is not working with our enemies.

Wasn't Farah the name of the blacksmith in Lut Gholein? Though I guess that does seem like the kind of place where Arabs might live.

A thousand reasons, huh? Hmmm, lemme see.....

Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Egghead Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Community-Organizer Cult-Leader Empty-Suit Tyrant Bureaucrat Hypocrite Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Plagiarist Islamofascist Sleeper-Cell Ghetto-Trash Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Gun-Grabber Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Ponzi-Schemer Vacation-Abuser Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Death-Panelist Affirmative-Action-Case Evolutionist Fraudster Pothead Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Puppetmaster Illegal-Alien Teleprompter-Addict Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Stutterer Non-Tipper Binder-Clipper Pizza-Cheese-Eater Face-Blocker Malware-Propagator Greenie-Weenie Grey-Poupon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy

Huh, I only counted 77.

Oh yeah, he also believes that there are 57 states.

jake_lex: You just gotta admire the pure evil genius behind Swiftboating. I mean, you take a true war hero by just about any standard and make him look like the pussy as opposed to the guy who apparently got a sweet, sweet National Guard posting to avoid going to Vietnam, and then skipped out of that.

To this day there are people thumb-dicked mongoloids on Fark who buy into the Swiftboating thing.