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3969 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Nov 2001 at 4:20 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-02 04:24:29 PM  
I can close popup windows with my mind.
2001-11-02 04:25:22 PM  
crappy slow loading site, wont even let me back button out to fark
2001-11-02 04:28:59 PM  
Hmmm... that site was a little odd. I didn't learn anything at all. OH! Except that Goku, and Shaggy are, in fact, the same person! Think about it! Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time...? I didn't think so!
2001-11-02 04:29:30 PM  
My friend does this stuff all the time. I just laugh at him and ask him if he's a super saiyajin yet.
2001-11-02 04:29:32 PM  
it has happened. i never thought such a lame ass site would ever be posted... but, oh yes ladies and gentlemen, it has arrived.

man! that site isnt even stupid funny. and i thought the shark/bin laden post sucked...
2001-11-02 04:30:02 PM  
Psi Balls?
DragonballZ = Scooby Doo.
Hosting your ASP on Brinkster?
I think this guy might me a few coffin nails short of a full pack.
Either that, or he was blessed with a wonderful 47th chromosome.
2001-11-02 04:30:32 PM  
there's a piper down!
2001-11-02 04:31:49 PM  
Oh yes, I love the Dragonball Z link.
2001-11-02 04:32:24 PM  
The site has been ZAPPED! after only the above link has been clicked 122 times.
Get it ZAPPED!
Aw, c'mon! Scott Baio! ZAPPED!
I thought it was cool.
2001-11-02 04:36:34 PM  
That namezero frame goes a long way to explain the lack of backing up ability that the site exhibited before.
And as I said. Brinkster sucks.
2001-11-02 04:37:31 PM  
Oh A Merry Fark Are We
And on this site, we did Pee.
So the site is farked,
the story is a lark....
and no more web hits for me...
nnooooooooooo morrrrrrrreee weeeebbb hittttts forrrr.. (meee...
2001-11-02 04:43:16 PM  
how can it already be farked? didn't they see us
2001-11-02 04:44:50 PM  

2001-11-02 04:45:34 PM  
How about the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards
that's telekinesis Kyle.
2001-11-02 04:46:25 PM  
I knew it was gonna get farked.

Power of the mind, my friends... power of the mind.
2001-11-02 04:50:55 PM  
Baka, ne? Baka baka!
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2001-11-02 04:53:27 PM  
For those of you who actually wanted to see this trash, Google has cached it.
2001-11-02 05:08:56 PM  
I used to be able to kill a beaver with a glance but as I got older it just stopped working.
2001-11-02 05:09:49 PM  
That's gotta be some sort of a record. It was farked in less than ten minutes. Someone's got a crappy server.
2001-11-02 05:11:30 PM  
That site has been around for years, at . I'm too lazy to make it a link. You know what? I'm going to stop coming to the comments, because you bash everything the second you can load the comments window, and you make stereotypical judgements about everything. God, I hate you people more every day.
2001-11-02 05:13:34 PM  
Whoever submitted this site should be shot... They knew the site's server couldn't handle it.
2001-11-02 05:20:13 PM  
Thank you for the google link, these people are sometimes refered to as the 'psychic mafia' on or alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

Real enough, I suppose although only the Reiki workers can actually do things (I have been trying to bend a plastic spoon for about three years now, I think I will switch to a spork.)

However, this person writing this looks to be a bit more on the outside looking in. Really, every psychic I've ever met is perfectly willing to show off, but then, it is more fun when someone can see what the hell you are doing.

I've got a real neat trick for the next convention, I hope it doesn't get me strangled like the last time.
2001-11-02 05:22:06 PM  
okay 2 things:

1. mightySausage, the site sucked. you might have thought it was funny, but most of us who actually saw it thought it sucked.

2. please, for the love of god, tell me this isnt really you:
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2001-11-02 05:30:36 PM  
We need a 'farked' tag, so that when a site is farked the link changes.
2001-11-02 05:38:43 PM  
TripleR kicks booty for quoting Tenacious D... those guys farking ROCK live. :)
2001-11-02 05:42:55 PM  
why? do you have a problem with that picture? do i frighten you?
2001-11-02 05:49:01 PM  
You frighten everyone, even your mother. ;-)
2001-11-02 05:50:00 PM  
no, not really. at least not more than a picture of the kids in the "trenchcoat mafia" would have scared me. are you doing the derek zoolander thing with your mouth (magnum, methinks it was called) on purpose?

oh and i dig the matching curly qs that make it look like theres an 'M' in the middle of your forehead.
2001-11-02 06:03:03 PM  
I haven't seen Zoolander yet... That's odd. here's a picture of me i just took:
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2001-11-02 06:15:41 PM  
ack, link is broken. good thing though, in the compression the picture died. i uploaded a less compressed version for you.
Wow that took a long time, i typed this message like 10 minutes ago.
2001-11-02 06:18:33 PM  
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2001-11-02 06:32:04 PM  
you cant tell, but that paper says Hi Fark. i look high in the picture... lol
2001-11-02 06:32:18 PM  
Actually it says Hello Fark
2001-11-02 06:34:23 PM  
I could have sworn you could see what that paper said when I took the picture.
2001-11-02 07:05:51 PM  
Do you JUST LOOK high ?
2001-11-02 07:35:15 PM  
stfu MightySausage. you said you hate everyone here so leave, if not to for us, at least do it for yourself. I think it's time we start bashing the idiots instead of the articles.
2001-11-02 08:07:30 PM  
Mighty - you are a geek.
2001-11-02 08:08:55 PM  
Na na Mighty Sausage you ARE a geek!

You are your classic geek behind the screen. Go nuts nerd boy.
2001-11-02 08:53:18 PM  
Sausage, mash, hmmm...

Hey, can we get some gravy over here?
2001-11-02 10:34:12 PM  
2001-11-02 10:35:55 PM  
Hey... MightySausage and I were seperated at birth.

No, wait, that doesn't sound right O_o
2001-11-02 10:47:37 PM  
Hey Afree you got a picture of yourself? Oh, and do you have AIM? You're probably never going to read this. my aim is Jay aka Thermos. Drop me a line.
2001-11-02 10:49:43 PM  
I just realized I always put my headphones on when I take pictures, even if there's no music in them.
2001-11-02 10:49:57 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size

By the way, you can see a picture of a person forming a psiball here. (Can you say PHOTOSHOP?!)
2001-11-02 10:50:29 PM  
MightySausage: Sure, I'll rummage up a pic...
2001-11-02 10:56:20 PM  
Erk... the mirror suddenly links to Brinkster X_x quite the bad coincidence.
2001-11-02 11:00:33 PM  
2001-11-02 11:03:52 PM  
It's a good time to be medicated. Good time, good time!
2001-11-02 11:03:53 PM  
For some reason, this whole thread made me laugh my azz off.
Thank you.
2001-11-02 11:06:02 PM  
Well, MightySausage, all of my pics are of the back of my head. X_x I look a lot like Keitaro, though.

I express my condolences. Go watch this video of someone doing telekinesis.
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